superastrofemme @superastrofemme
cranky on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside twitter.com/search?q=from%… Canada Joined July 2009-
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I told you to install security cameras, you installed wind chimes, put that in the police report
I leave him alone now otherwise I'd be sliding into his DMs with facts about the use of carrier Pidgeons in WW2. Like a normal woman. Standard stuff
When I say I'm Canadian, I mean 'wears my jean jacket to a wedding reception' Canadian
Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but what are your views on rope-less fishing technology?
I never let people see the jar of bacon grease on my counter because it's too sexy for most people to even handle.
Men: Women are gold diggers, gotta be rich and over 6ft to get a woman Women: Arghhh literally all we want is for you to text the night before and the morning of to confirm plans
I don't need a boyfriend I need someone to tell when I thrift a perfect jacket that fits super well and when I google the brand website all of the jackets they sell are over $2,000.
That feeling when you get reminded that you’ve never been anyone’s top priority. I’m secure that I’m my own but it’s still slightly humbling.
Grok this motherfucker.
Thanks Trudeau
I may end up marrying this backscratcher.
Clear communication is so important in a relationship *Posts a Clash song to my IG stories
The line between cottagecore lesbian and Cabbage Patch doll is razor thin but today I'm walking it
I miss you like the firefly misses the night sky.
My salmon farm is going under, maybe I planted them too deep idk.
Some people continue to use the words ‘axe’ and ‘hatchet’ interchangeably and I refuse to use some hackneyed idiom to express how much I have an axe to grind with those people
Forget about the oil companies someone needs to knock Adobe down a peg
Drive in's rained out Weatherman wet fingers the sky He pokes it out, he pulls it in He don't know why It's the same mistake It's been a long time running It's been a long time coming It's well worth the wait
My phone just corrected 'Love Letter' to 'Love Leather' and that tracks with how I conduct myself
I’m just not in the mood for this expired yogurt.
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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@coffeeandvinyl1 @superastrofemme 😂Yeah I'm probably not texting that much so lifts and crimes it is
I told you to install security cameras, you installed wind chimes, put that in the police report
I leave him alone now otherwise I'd be sliding into his DMs with facts about the use of carrier Pidgeons in WW2. Like a normal woman. Standard stuff
When I say I'm Canadian, I mean 'wears my jean jacket to a wedding reception' Canadian
Gardening season is the best season. I can’t wait to watch the magic make my garden grow this summer🤍🌸🤍🌸🤍🌸🤍🌸
Can't. Taking photos of old pickup trucks.
Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but what are your views on rope-less fishing technology?
Project season can fucking begin...after my body heals from carrying all that fucking wet ass wood to the back yard
I never let people see the jar of bacon grease on my counter because it's too sexy for most people to even handle.
This package has such a weirdly threatening aura. I don’t think I’d want to meet 6 very large British eggs in a dark alley
Good morning if you got the Zoomies
I slept like a baby bunny last night. Baby bunnies drool, right?
@superastrofemme - Old Dutch, am I right?
I want salt and vinegar chips that are sooooo vinegary I can eat 5 and it’s a good time but that sixth one makes my tongue RAW. That way the flavor is bomb-tastic but with built in portion control.
I’ve been working on myself since the end of 2021. It has not been easy. Actually it’s been fucking difficult. But today my therapist gingerly pointed out that I saved my own life. So I guess I’m a fucking hero or whatever.
Men: Women are gold diggers, gotta be rich and over 6ft to get a woman Women: Arghhh literally all we want is for you to text the night before and the morning of to confirm plans
I don't need a boyfriend I need someone to tell when I thrift a perfect jacket that fits super well and when I google the brand website all of the jackets they sell are over $2,000.
That feeling when you get reminded that you’ve never been anyone’s top priority. I’m secure that I’m my own but it’s still slightly humbling.
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