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Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow twitter.com/search?q=From%… end of the Fibonacci sequence Joined October 2015-
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I’m concerned about how my “crazy” hasn’t turned you off yet.
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Happy #BoycottLoblaws eve. Tell EVERYBODY. let's do this
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Eating some grape salad from Chicken Salad Chick wondering what the fuck is this weird deliciousness
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SwimShadySharkLady is gonna be my tramp stamp too
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can i keep you just for the night
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
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My boys are going away with their dad this weekend and I’m having my first ever weekend away without them. To say I’m not worried is an understatement. I know when I have them everything is done to perfection. If anything happened to them I’d die. I just need to stop worrying.
In hindsight renaming this fucking app X fits because it fucking divorced itself from profits since the change
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toronto fc youre supposed to ask my dad if you can use his lists!
toronto fc youre supposed to ask my dad if you can use his lists!
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I searched up ‘cunt’ in the dictionary, and saw your face.
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Is there anything better than having the house to yourself? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
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You can hold me down Just don't hold me back
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whatever you do, don't let it make you mean
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don't mistake my softness for weakness
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Stuck in this chair donating plasma, ask me anything (within reason)
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A 24hr sex fest with snack breaks would fix me (I'm horny)
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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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im not taking responsibility for bullshit I had nothing to do with.
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If you see this post a blonde.
If you see this post a blonde
I’m concerned about how my “crazy” hasn’t turned you off yet.
Happy #BoycottLoblaws eve. Tell EVERYBODY. let's do this
Eating some grape salad from Chicken Salad Chick wondering what the fuck is this weird deliciousness
SwimShadySharkLady is gonna be my tramp stamp too
can i keep you just for the night
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
My boys are going away with their dad this weekend and I’m having my first ever weekend away without them. To say I’m not worried is an understatement. I know when I have them everything is done to perfection. If anything happened to them I’d die. I just need to stop worrying.
toronto fc youre supposed to ask my dad if you can use his lists!
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every monday and he makes a list of discussion topics
I searched up ‘cunt’ in the dictionary, and saw your face.
May is around the corner. You know what that means…. Warmer weather…. Shorts and dresses. Do you like dresses on women or prefer shorts ?
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