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All the Kings men: we need some kind of adhesive All the kings horses: why is everyone looking at us
Ozempic but for narcissism
Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
Step in the right direction so ppl can make use of it medically (it’s about damn time), but still not legal for recreational use
Step in the right direction so ppl can make use of it medically (it’s about damn time), but still not legal for recreational use
whatever you do, don't let it make you mean
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.
Can we have a moment of silence for the ocean and stars and how often they are betrayed by bad poetry
Lizards: [rule planet] Humans: [evolve] Lizards: you guys want insurance
Hear me out, maybe video killed the deputy.
If I say I’m listening to new music, that means anything between now and 1995
So the porn bots went away, regrouped, and now came back stronger it seems.
I’m not gonna be your mom but you bet your ass you can rest your sad little head on my bosom
When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 FollowingVeruca's Alt @AltVeruca
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45K Followers 2K FollowingThe Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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17K Followers 1K Following •you don’t know me •Alpha male •most likely eating hotdogs and stealing catalytic converters with @DubzyOnceAgainvision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 FollowingVeruca's Alt @AltVeruca
43K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dmnatalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
66K Followers 18K Following I'm a silly kinda weird.. Coffee please? -`ღ´- https://t.co/OMVnn385QHS̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
45K Followers 2K FollowingThe Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfrtazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfudThe Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslandersBlue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.Crissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123
58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12PieGuy @ilovepie84
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35K Followers 2K Following Correspondent @NBCNews & @msnbc. Emmy, Peabody, & Pulitzer finalist. 1/2 of the GRAPEVINE & SOUTHLAKE pods. Author of the NYTimes Bestseller MADNESS.Fiona Apple Updates @fionaedits
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798 Followers 2K Following A solitary being seeking harmony with the world. In the midst of an entire life crisis. Single person dad, hoping to be as cool as him some day.L @Ann_Hedonia1
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18K Followers 872 Following i like big butts and I lie all the timeHeavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers
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113K Followers 810 Following NATURE is an award-winning signature @PBS series created by @TheWNETGroup and made possible by all of you. #NaturePBSA typical Camel can drink 200 liters of water in 3 minutes
Drop a up close and personal 🙈🙈🙈 ⬇️
@DoomScroling My favorite women are feminists, and they absolutely don't hate men as a whole. Many consider me to be a feminist, and I certainly don't hate myself.
@vaalkaar @hollowearthterf Case in point the story this past month of that guy who was walking his"friend" to her car every night, and then ghosted her after she didn't want to have sex with him
@BeeBeeGeeG @hollowearthterf Someone told me, and I'll owe them for that act of mercy forever
@BeeBeeGeeG @hollowearthterf Why haven't you told her :(
@BeeBeeGeeG @hollowearthterf Why haven’t you said anything? Helping someone escape a terrible life (bc we don’t know what it’s *really* like behind closed doors) is worth everything. I had friends who kept their mouth shut about my cheating ex. They aren’t friends anymore.
@NuanceBro @hollowearthterf Women are far more likely to be SAed by men they know. It’s not a nefarious villain hiding in the shadows. If we’re “more trusting & naive”, why are we choosing the bear? Women have been trained to be “nice” as a defence mechanism. Don’t mistake that for being “trusting & naive”
Men have to be more likable than cats & safer than bears and they are very angry about that. Reminder that 75% of cat memes are about what assholes they are & bears are... bears.
@AugustinaJJD @_nomadic_soul That’s a you problem. Why are you doing that? Expecting anyone to fight FOR you is outrageous, man or not. Fight your own battles you wet sock. I’m confident in saying the majority percentage of women do not share that archaic view of yours.
@_nomadic_soul So, not even a suggestion that a man might be a safe & helpful presence simply bc it’s the right thing; just that he could be convinced to help IF she plays her cards right- the onus is still on her to behave in a way that makes him want to. That’s great 👍🏻
😂 and that's how it should beeeee
I've been rejected by women SEVERAL times and not once did I come close to wanting to get violent or anything towards them. I went home and listened to sad R&B songs like a real man
All the Kings men: we need some kind of adhesive All the kings horses: why is everyone looking at us
It’s been a bad day, but it’s still a good life.
I am in a weird mood, so I decided to watch something lighthearted. I picked Terrifier, it has a clown in it, so should be funny
@kenyaraae CONGRATULATIONS