Lost Girl @VodkaMuse
Peanut butter m&m’s and daddy issues. Bipolar af. I used to be funny, now I’m medicated. #bipolar #depression #mentalhealthmatters twitter.com/search?q=from%… Neverland Joined September 2009-
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A man is so hot when he is obsessed with just one woman.
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You deserve a calm love with someone who sees you, hears you, understands you, appreciates you, supports you, and loves you. Someone who is committed, communicates clearly, and creates a safe space to heal, grow, and bloom together. A love you never have to heal from.
God bless the people who know what it feels like to not matter, and then go out of their way to make sure others know that they do matter so they don't feel that same pain.
fuck everything, let's fall in love with the moon
My heart is slowly callusing over. Hoping I will not be able to feel anything soon.
If you tell someone “what you would do” when they’re expressing pain, grief, or regret you’re pushing them away. Just listen— this is how trust is created.
Reminder: Someone expressing their feelings to you is not an attack.
Crying before noon always makes for a good day. 🥳 🌈 ☀️
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706 Followers 2K Following Had to start all over again – got locked out, Used to be a pirate… food, drink, rugby, politics… not really, here for the jokes! not my first rodeoReminding people that they are loved is always going to matter
I'm thinking of putting my will to live in a bag of rice overnight.
A man is so hot when he is obsessed with just one woman.
Freddy Krueger burnt hand scritching the baby.
don’t learn HTML, it always leads to anal probing 🙀
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On a date a guy told me he had met a woman from an app that showed up 40lbs heavier than she appeared in photos He said this like I should be horrified for him. Like he had been harmed With a straight face he said “that should be considered fraud” Someone get me another cat
I'm too pretty to have a twitter account
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Being a person is hard, especially with other people.