Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV twitter.com/TheBoydP/timel… Houston, Texas Joined August 2012-
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Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
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Tell her she looks, “Fine.” Women love that.
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To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
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I have trophy wife tastes and a face made for radio so you see my dilemma.
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Adulting just means you now have a favorite soap and shampoo.
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We all hunger for what is real.
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Let's build a boat and sail to where our two souls meet.
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In case you run of concrete, dried pancake batter on a ceramic bowl will work in a pinch.
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In an alternate universe, two luxury cars pull up and the gentlemen exchange fancy ketchup.
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Job listing: $30/hr great benefits Job Interview: Actually it's $28/hr and no dental First Day: Here's some pennies we found in the parking lot and there's a fun lunch on Friday. Welcome to the team!
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A chorus of birds all singing your name wait that was someone's new ringtone nevermind
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Today's a good day to cry about the futility of it all.
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Late night hot chocolate and comfort movies for the win.
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What the heck is engagement farming and are there cows I can pet
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why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near just like me they long to steal all of your fries Laa la la la, all your fries
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Everyone is allowed to vent if they need to but people who publicly trash their exes are yucky bones and need to quit it.
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After several family tragedies and an illness, a stranger admonished me during my first night out in public for laughing too loud with my best friend. She made me feel ashamed for being happy. I wanted to say fuck you but all could do was cry.
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Why is everything cake again why can't everything be spaghetti and meatballs
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Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
Tell her she looks, “Fine.” Women love that.
To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
I have trophy wife tastes and a face made for radio so you see my dilemma.
Adulting just means you now have a favorite soap and shampoo.
@AbleLikes @TheBoydP You're like "this is 80% ok but I deserve better." You do; we all do. ✊
Let's build a boat and sail to where our two souls meet.
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Today's a good day to cry about the futility of it all.
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why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near just like me they long to steal all of your fries Laa la la la, all your fries
Everyone is allowed to vent if they need to but people who publicly trash their exes are yucky bones and need to quit it.
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