Miss Mary Jane @BlaseNewYorkr
Raised By Wolves 🐝 Joined September 2016-
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My baby is 97th percentile for weight and 99th for height...
I told her I'm naming the new baby Elon Don and she is having a fit.
My mother is here and I really wish I could drink right now.
I'm at the @rockhall if anyone wants to fight me...
Miss Mary Jane retweeted
It’s a wonder we’re still alive.
Wackadoo I'm Two! Happiest of Birthdays to this little lady.
Do you think 6 bottles of wine, a bottle of vodka, and 3 cases of beer will be enough?
WW3 is trending and I'm just over here planning a Bluey birthday party.
Ever since I posted about coleslaw yesterday, Facebook been sending me ads for KFC...
Apparently I'm the only one who felt like they were about to spiral into an acid flashback during the final moments before totality of the eclipse.
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Festus says… @AkafestusHorton
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
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🌱ﾟLisa･｡�.. @brummett_marie
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gas statіon dream g�.. @cheygoulet
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Lucky ⭐️ @DoubleA33
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Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Darla @ddsmidt
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David @latte147
604 Followers 634 Following Relax have a coffee. live your life. Good health and happiness is all you need 😊
Redmondo @RepublicOfRed
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jjohnt84 @keysmuthafkeys
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Sam @ZombiManos
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377 Followers 641 Following Just trying to get through each day. ♑🐐✌️💗🪬🌜 Because some of y'all can't behave, no DMs
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259 Followers 627 Following Family man, lover of dogs, trails and Notre Dame Football. Life Goals: Daily improvement, stay upright on my runs and make my wife blush at least once per day.
Stella Belle @snarkydogmom
2K Followers 2K Following dog mom. desert witch. auntie. sister. @sarcasmNchief is my best friend and soulmate. liberal enough to make my dad wonder where he went wrong.
Carleen_Joe @Carleen_Joe
92 Followers 1K Following Mother, cat servant and a bit annoying. Good day to you people in my phone 🙂🇬🇧🇨🇦
Ninja @ninjadadofone
1K Followers 579 Following Proud Dad. Unavailable. Bourbon Drinker. Guitar Player. Professional Procrastinator.
@BlaseNewYorkr We tried this once and it didn’t work
Monarch butterfly migration
People are worse than ever right now. This has to be rock bottom right?
@BlaseNewYorkr I don’t know about yours, but mine was a real pip.
@BlaseNewYorkr I wish my mother was here (she passed in 2012). We’d have a drink together.
notice how people stopped being on crutches after high school
Anyone who thinks Zelensky is going to pay us back is a fcking idiot.
Happy birthday, @machinegunkelly! 🎉 What’s your favorite track by him?
@BlaseNewYorkr Y’all in trouble with that one. Good luck.🤣🤣🤣
@BlaseNewYorkr Looks like she’s having a cute cake and a beer!
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