KSHE95 @wednesday0525
Marine Corps Veteran Living in Japan. twitter.com/search/from:@w… Japan Joined December 2016-
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I don't really have a lot to say anymore but maybe we can hold hands until sunrise
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My toddler called Canadian flags maple syrup flags.
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i can't fw a man who doesn't appreciate a good Carol Burnett / Jim Nabors song and dance routine.
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People forgot I’m chill.
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Did you ever notice that “pigeon” has the word “pig” in it?
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Even when it’s up and tight, I’m never too uptight to dig out a wedgy in public.
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My bass playing makes Sid Vicious sounded like Cliff Burton.
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Bout to hit that shit that made Scooby-Doo see pirate ghosts
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At our last session, my massage therapist told me, "Before you criticize my work, you should walk a mile in masseuse."
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Leave a message and I won’t get back to you, thanks.
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I got my first shingles vaccine this afternoon because holy fuck that is a disease I never want to have.
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horrifying if literal: we’re gonna take a blood bath
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With all due respect, I've seen you park You'd miss the bowl if you had one too
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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
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I don't have a Stanley cup because my name isn't Stanley.
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If a turtle can get laid then so can you. *Inspirational Tweet
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Reminds person in front of me to not forget to moisturize their elbows.
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Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up way too fast again.
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It’s a fine line between Tolerance and Promoting Mental Illness.
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I don't really have a lot to say anymore but maybe we can hold hands until sunrise
My toddler called Canadian flags maple syrup flags.
i can't fw a man who doesn't appreciate a good Carol Burnett / Jim Nabors song and dance routine.
Did you ever notice that “pigeon” has the word “pig” in it?
Even when it’s up and tight, I’m never too uptight to dig out a wedgy in public.
My bass playing makes Sid Vicious sounded like Cliff Burton.
Bout to hit that shit that made Scooby-Doo see pirate ghosts
At our last session, my massage therapist told me, "Before you criticize my work, you should walk a mile in masseuse."
I got my first shingles vaccine this afternoon because holy fuck that is a disease I never want to have.
horrifying if literal: we’re gonna take a blood bath
With all due respect, I've seen you park You'd miss the bowl if you had one too
My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
I don't have a Stanley cup because my name isn't Stanley.
If a turtle can get laid then so can you. *Inspirational Tweet
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Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up way too fast again.
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