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Been saying no instead of yes because I don’t like doing things. she/her twitter.com/search?q=from%… Anxiety Central Joined January 2012-
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Trump is gonna be pissed. His bluff was called. Now he has to attend his sons graduation
Trump is gonna be pissed. His bluff was called. Now he has to attend his sons graduation
Had three days off...did zero campaigning. Lazy old man. All he does is bitch about being a victim. I can't believe how many people think he's a tough guy. He's a classic fake tough guy. Talks big but shrinks when facing any obstacle. These were the first guys that failed Ranger…
Had three days off...did zero campaigning. Lazy old man. All he does is bitch about being a victim. I can't believe how many people think he's a tough guy. He's a classic fake tough guy. Talks big but shrinks when facing any obstacle. These were the first guys that failed Ranger…
Ripples on the ceiling, shadows skulking down the walls.
the periodic table is missing the element of surprise . boo!
I woke up with Tori Amos' "Caught A Lite Sneeze" in my head so I can already tell that today's going to be weird.
Sometimes #Harry is easy to find. Sometimes Harry is hard to find. #TwitterNatureCommunity #Wildlife #Nature #BarredOwl #Owl
I've been trying to strengthen my peripheral vision because side-boob season.
I’m no ornithologist but that bird sounds exactly like Jan Brady
Every single American needs to see this.
Every single American needs to see this.
This goober is 1 year old today! Happy Birthday, Ellie! ❤️🐾❤️🐾❤️
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Do you really wanna know #WhereIWasApril29th? Today is the only day all year that you can reshare this. 👀
Once again, it’s the accounts with “Jesus is Lord” or some such shit in their bios who tweet/reply with the most hateful, bigoted, vile rhetoric one could ever hope to not see on this site. They and their hypocritical piety can fuck off forever and ever.
I just saw a customer naked in the bathroom.
I farted myself awake at 4:20am and actually went back to sleep. The whimsy is gonna be out of control today.
When women express their concerns about men I’ve noticed the reflexive, overwhelming response is never “How do we become better men?”
The year is 2030. People no longer use their voices to communicate with one another. Instead, everyone wears a helmet with a video screen over their face that displays the appropriate gif.
"Omg that's disturbing," I mutter after going to your TL for the sixth time to rewatch that gif you tweeted.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is walk 500 miles & then immediately proceed to walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Julia Gulia 🏳️�.. @JRobb773
9K Followers 6K Following Agender lesbian menace. "The Last Starfighter" superfan. Neurodivergent but also very annoying. (she/her)
bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
19K Followers 183 Following ELON MUSK IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND TRANSPHOBE: https://t.co/NCBoblquUZ…
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
BringBeauty @beauty_bringing
2K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸 #Vote #BLM 🌈#LGBTQ #ProudBlue #RoeVSWade #Democracy | Ban assault weapons | Equal Rights Matter |
🇨🇦Abe Froman, G.. @JustZisGuy71
2K Followers 5K Following Opinions are. Curiostic. Military. Left-handed. He/him. #BLM https://t.co/xiSRYnvGMj
0_o proud progressive.. @OntieC
823 Followers 1K Following YouTube vids, RTs & occasional orig tweets / RTs are not necessarily endorsements /BIDEN is NOT TRUMP, everything I need/ #LockTrumpUp it is what it is/0=0
Cynthia Lewis @AlisonMerr79680
22 Followers 248 Following ONLINE MANAGEMENT BANK OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🏦 INBOX me direct message for BITCOIN or PayPal Blessing $5,900.00 USD for who's in need
Cathy Musser @cathleen_musser
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Debbie Finkiewicz @brenda4now
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Krista Norsworthy @BrandFairy
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TonyS🇺🇸🇮🇱.. @TonySamBoat
1K Followers 2K Following Retired Tech Executive. Politically homeless. 🛥️🏒🏈🚴♀️🏝🛫Detroitish,Montreal,Constantinople 🇺🇸🇬🇷🇨🇦#🟦
Billbeau @BillBeauchamp8
246 Followers 727 Following Onward through the fog! The magic words and the golden rule rule.
frankiedowntown @downtownFranki1
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James L H Bartlett @jameslhbartlett
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A is for Amy @aisforamy77
303 Followers 1K Following #40smth #BossLady #MomOf3 #ENTJ #Empath #Agnostic #Feminist #Ally #Equality #Nerd #FBomber #RocknRoll #ILoveCats #LegalizeIt #SouthernDemocrat
Reta Coffman @Retacof
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CP @courtney_art
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Insert a witty name h.. @Thehotstoner
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Stu Weiss @stu_weiss63
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micheal bala @MichealB1756
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Nicki🤡 @Oregon420Couple
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john m. @jburgessmort
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Alan, Au.D. @eardoc100
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ᒪᗴ丅 丅ᕼᗴ �.. @000Authentic
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TooTenseLenny @TooTense
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Gee Gordon Ditty @GeeGordonDitty
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Olivia Jane @oliviajane777
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Francesca Leader @mooninabucket
10K Followers 11K Following '23 World's Best Short-Short Story Winner (@SoutheastReview), ‘22 Pushcart Nom, ‘23 BOTN & BSF Nom. @jjournalnyc/@havehadhavehad/@moonrabbitcandy/@fivesouthlit.
mom’s skillet @momsskillet
31 Followers 120 Following
🧺🧸𝒦𝒾𝓂�.. @HealLoveLetLive
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ClevelandGirl 🌻�.. @ClevelandGirl15
116 Followers 806 Following Not a content creator. Just here for news and to ❤️ decent people.
Andrew Coleman @AndrewC95226822
1K Followers 3K Following Retired Laboratory Technologist Disabled veteran Black lives matter Assault weapons ban now Remove Republicans from the wombs of American women No DM's
Matthew VanDyke @Matt_VanDyke
538K Followers 442K Following Founder, Sons of Liberty International, #veterans training Ukrainian forces to fight Russia. A 501c3 nonprofit org: https://t.co/iJVW8PgiN9
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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Gret¢hen @wokkax3
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❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Julia Gulia 🏳️�.. @JRobb773
9K Followers 6K Following Agender lesbian menace. "The Last Starfighter" superfan. Neurodivergent but also very annoying. (she/her)
bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
19K Followers 183 Following ELON MUSK IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND TRANSPHOBE: https://t.co/NCBoblquUZ…
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Dirt Wolf @DirtwolfDirt
2K Followers 4K Following
Krista Norsworthy @BrandFairy
4K Followers 5K Following creative, weirdo, music junkie, branding ~ VIEWS are my own 🧚♀️
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
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frankiedowntown @downtownFranki1
8K Followers 8K Following Irish Democrat Married with 2sons. What’s wrong mentality with Republicans. please no lists
A is for Amy @aisforamy77
303 Followers 1K Following #40smth #BossLady #MomOf3 #ENTJ #Empath #Agnostic #Feminist #Ally #Equality #Nerd #FBomber #RocknRoll #ILoveCats #LegalizeIt #SouthernDemocrat
Reta Coffman @Retacof
15K Followers 13K Following golf, bicycle, kayak. socially liberal...women's rights advocate. miss wheat harvest 1958 https://t.co/i2raBGqzYw http://
Rosemary @oxrosemaryxo
2K Followers 5K Following vegan, feminist 💗 Shout out to XELONXMUSKX for abusing animals in his companies... I love my cat 🐈⬛ 🫶🩶
Apple Music @AppleMusic
10.3M Followers 2K Following
Insert a witty name h.. @Thehotstoner
5K Followers 3K Following Just like weed, I make everything better. Gorgeous, Baby Girl, Good girl, Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees 1117
Mark Thompson @Son_of_a_Thomp
3K Followers 3K Following A Cartoonerer. The New Yorker..er. This stream is unreliably narrated.
THE Terry Jones 🇺�.. @wordygurdygirl
1K Followers 2K Following Life doesn't come with a User Guide, but if it did, I probably wouldn't have read it. Lifelong Dem. Old hippie pothead. Grandperson. Writer.
The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow
185K Followers 4K Following “You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes." -Maimonides Do not put a stumbling block before the blind. @resolutesquare
Francesca Leader @mooninabucket
10K Followers 11K Following '23 World's Best Short-Short Story Winner (@SoutheastReview), ‘22 Pushcart Nom, ‘23 BOTN & BSF Nom. @jjournalnyc/@havehadhavehad/@moonrabbitcandy/@fivesouthlit.
mom’s skillet @momsskillet
31 Followers 120 Following
🧺🧸𝒦𝒾𝓂�.. @HealLoveLetLive
1K Followers 1K Following I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me. ~Tracee Ellis Ross
Andrew Coleman @AndrewC95226822
1K Followers 3K Following Retired Laboratory Technologist Disabled veteran Black lives matter Assault weapons ban now Remove Republicans from the wombs of American women No DM's
Matthew VanDyke @Matt_VanDyke
538K Followers 442K Following Founder, Sons of Liberty International, #veterans training Ukrainian forces to fight Russia. A 501c3 nonprofit org: https://t.co/iJVW8PgiN9
really? @alwaysamartini
544 Followers 2K Following City gal living in a shotgun double. Introvert except in a crowd. Please don’t litter.
Sam @333666bbb
7K Followers 6K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. 2nd account @3366bb
I’m Horrified! @imhorrifiedpod
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OGAnne Inanna Holy Ve.. @AnneECheck
10K Followers 11K Following A reader, a little deep and a little dirty, smart, funny and talk about everything. Trying to write Lifelong Democrat, I follow back unless you are bad .
wcshaw @wcshaw
1K Followers 3K Following Author The Crazy Wisdom, Memoir of a Friendship; The Power Line, A Novel; Sacred Monkey River, W.W. Norton; editor, teacher, essayist #Adirondacks #ThePowerLine
stephanie @stephanieSbCb
261 Followers 1K Following
A house divided - Cub.. @CrystalSoul42
1K Followers 2K Following #resist #abledsarewierd @unfollowtrump @unfollowvp FYI, I’m not perfect. If you don’t like dark humor and occasional complaining, this girl is not for you.
Roadkill Rabbit @newSkye
1K Followers 3K Following "Be a world-child, form a circle Before we all go under"
SNIPPY @lau_rainbowdash
2K Followers 3K Following SNIPPY-wood nymph & nurse~ PonyBoy ❤ LFC~Classic cars~Packers https://t.co/YmN4fiOG4d NO DMs
j @disillusion3d1
1K Followers 1K Following
Lisa @Lisa72918646
3K Followers 3K Following Honored mom, loved wife ,fascinated artist, curious cook,true blue voter, lover of peace , voter 4 democracy compassion 4 animals the ocean &enjoyment of 420😎
ANN is still European.. @56blackcat
119K Followers 116K Following I don’t need to be verified, I already know who I am | Feminist |Contrary |Stubborn |Sarcastic | I’m nice until I’m not | Politics & other things
Brandon Unger 🌎�.. @ungerbn103
51K Followers 55K Following Humor is Divine. Obsessively curious. We're our Brother's keepers. Be kind to animals. 'Judge a man not by what he says but by the questions he asks.' Voltaire
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Meananderthal @caefu
642 Followers 2K Following Anti-poet word-salad slinger and friend to friendly ghosts. Tai Chi unmaster. Novel Bellamonia and poetry collection Second Nature published by @SpuytenDyvil.
Olga Nenazhivina @nenazhivina
8K Followers 6K Following Artist 👩🎨 Based in NYC 🗽 Contemporary-traditional art on paper 🖋️ Mostly #JapaneseInkDrawing
mmac @naked_daytrader
191 Followers 472 Following Marine first and foremost.....War is conclusive evidence there is no god.
MGoldCreative (former.. @MarinaSilver6
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AFL-CIO ✊ @AFLCIO
166K Followers 7K Following The voice of working people in America's unions. Fighting for an inclusive economy that lifts wages and creates a better life for all. #1u
Londo 🇺🇦 @Londo8313
2K Followers 4K Following Democrat. No MAGA. Avatar is Porter Rockwell. I used to look like him. Failed preacher. DISABILITY RIGHTS. Wheelchair. Neurotic book reader. Bicycles. UNF!
Dr. Heather Babka @heatherbabka
111 Followers 241 Following Metalhead, Community College Biology Instructor, Human, 🐀
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36K Followers 25K Following movies, video games, Godzilla, and weed
Emily @OffSeids
14K Followers 5K Following Hockey Goalie. Sports Nut. Coffee Addict. Studying Psychology. TBI Awareness & Recovery. You Matter. #NHLBruins #TexasHockey #DirtyWater #ForeverNE #HookEm
marneejill @MarneeJill
393 Followers 2K Following I live near the Salish Sea on an Island in Canada and I take photos. Love nature and dogs. And cats. I like rain. All photos posted taken by me.
Trump used Barron’s graduation as a shtick to wallow in victimhood… and now he has to go to Barron’s graduation.
Trump is gonna be pissed. His bluff was called. Now he has to attend his sons graduation
The Trump Trial resumed today with Judge Merchan finding him in contempt of court for gag order violations while granting his request to attend Barron’s graduation. Continuous updates on today’s events here: meidastouch.com/news/trump-hel…
The Trump Trial resumed today with Judge Merchan finding him in contempt of court for gag order violations while granting his request to attend Barron’s graduation. Continuous updates on today’s events here: meidastouch.com/news/trump-hel…
Had three days off...did zero campaigning. Lazy old man. All he does is bitch about being a victim. I can't believe how many people think he's a tough guy. He's a classic fake tough guy. Talks big but shrinks when facing any obstacle. These were the first guys that failed Ranger…
Trump, despite not campaigning during his weekend break from court: “I'm going into the icebox now...I'd much rather be in Georgia. I'd much rather be in Florida...I'd like to be able to campaign.”
Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control so I can run it from my recliner.
Yardbird number 2 from this morning… Northern Mockingbird
Todd just sent me this gorgeous photo of the lake please enjoy 💛
When you're still pooping but you already know that wiping is gonna be a nightmare 😔
*sigh* yes, if a puppy ripped the scalp off a family member I supposed it would have to be put down. Solid rebuttal, 10/10
Ripples on the ceiling, shadows skulking down the walls.
Love Boat era Carol Brady was pretty hot
the periodic table is missing the element of surprise . boo!
I woke up with Tori Amos' "Caught A Lite Sneeze" in my head so I can already tell that today's going to be weird.
Sometimes #Harry is easy to find. Sometimes Harry is hard to find. #TwitterNatureCommunity #Wildlife #Nature #BarredOwl #Owl
I sneezed in a parking deck today. I thought I was alone. I was not.
Who’s got two thumbs and has been awake for 23 hours? 👎👎
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