❤️🔥PamsMyth❤️🔥 @mrsauntiepam
The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️ Been under your bed a month Joined May 2014-
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If it heals you, do it over and over again.
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I think medical receptionists should call out patient names to go to specific docs & exam rooms like they’re announcing draft picks.
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Whenever I see a lone shoe on the road I figure someone’s foot has been raptured
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My date opens the utensil drawer to find it full of slap bracelets
Give a man a casserole, he casseroles for a day. Teach a man to casserole and he can casserole himself into a catatonic state.
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Not saying you're a liar, but this is me pointing at your tweet and looking very skeptical
Why is it so hard to get a man to get in the kitchen where he belongs and bake cookies?!
It rained super hard this morning then BLAMMO! Spring unfurled all over the place!
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I don't limit myself to a "special" hedgehog. All hedgehogs are special.
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They never tell you how much of your life is going to be consumed by breaking down boxes and they friggin should
IT'S @PoliteButFirm 's BIG DAY. I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG, BUT HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME! 🎂🎉 🎁 🥳
Martha Stewart may have talked me into soft boiling an egg. Is this a cult? Have I been brainwashed by Martha Stewart?
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summer me is way more fun. hope i show up soon.
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