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Chicken wing sauce is on my face probably.Wintermonths is our band https://t.co/OLrDqflqHr our kids don’t like our songs twitter.com/search?q=From%… Canada Joined August 2011-
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TOP 5 WORST COMIC STRIP MUSICIANS: 5. Marmaduke Ellington 4. Sammy Hägar the Horrible 3. Dilbert O'Sullivan 2. TIE: Life in Helen Reddy / Sly and the Family Circus 1. A.C./B.C.
Just out here reminding people who are pissed about immigrants that my mom is an immigrant and she probably taught them phonics
Remember folks, whether you’re incredibly wealthy, or a 12-year-old, or a deadbeat dad, or a vulnerable alcoholic hooker or a left winger for the Bruins, you can bet on this game and anything else. #BetKings365GamblingFuckos
Brilliant song
Sorry I’m late but there was bacon.
Like the bear attack scene in The Revenant, only it’s me trying to find the end of a roll of packing tape
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My biggest hit. Not many people know that South Minnesota is Iowa (perhaps the same people who know that South Detroit is Windsor, ON). Royalties paid for a tux from Tip Top and dinner for 4 at The Keg Mansion (Jarvis & Wellesley). thegoldenseals.bandcamp.com/track/independ…
If you’re curious, here’s the video that Mr. Poilievre is kicking up a fuss about. Canada is a great country and we can make it even better. It’s time to build. Together.
If the media covered climate change the way it covers Trump, and Trump the way it covers climate change, we'd have neither.
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SON: I don't care what anyone says, having a clone would be cool ME: That's ok. You be you. HIM: WIFE: You're a terrible father.
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Only a jerk would quote their own lyrics, so here’s one that won me The Ritzker Prize in Song Architecture by a cracker: And at the end of all this drama/ will there be a period or just a comma? Whatever. Such a Kydd-er. Great guitar solo though. thegoldenseals.bandcamp.com/track/to-be-or…
Happy Birthday to David Letterman! Growing up Dave was one of my biggest crushes and, far and away, the funniest guy on the late night block. Miss you, Dave! ❤️@Letterman Check out the cast of characters on the full finale montage...
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Matty @bestestname
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
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SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
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Igor Kyivskyi @Igor_from_Kyiv_
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
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Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Institute for the Stu.. @TheStudyofWar
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Mriya Report @MriyaReport
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Phil Pothen @pothen
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Lew Anno Suport#Israe.. @anno1540
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Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien
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Tom Thomson @TTLastSpring
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5K Followers 2K Following “Essential worker” | @UAlberta alumna | Alberta transplant currently in #yyz | I used to travel | Views don’t reflect employer ✌🏻 #cdnpoli #abpoliTOP 5 WORST COMIC STRIP MUSICIANS: 5. Marmaduke Ellington 4. Sammy Hägar the Horrible 3. Dilbert O'Sullivan 2. TIE: Life in Helen Reddy / Sly and the Family Circus 1. A.C./B.C.
A TOUR, finally. All around North America this fall. The season I was made for. Tickets go on sale this Friday, May 10th at 10am local. Or sign up at the link to be sent a presale code and get them early. donovanwoods.os.fan/presale-north-…
Just out here reminding people who are pissed about immigrants that my mom is an immigrant and she probably taught them phonics
In retrospect, I may have erred encouraging the patients at the TB ward to accompany me in singing Wonderwall
Remember folks, whether you’re incredibly wealthy, or a 12-year-old, or a deadbeat dad, or a vulnerable alcoholic hooker or a left winger for the Bruins, you can bet on this game and anything else. #BetKings365GamblingFuckos
Reflecting on how many times I’ve gone thru these tensions w Leafs. Never gets any easier but always grateful to feel them.
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Frank Zappa, Al DiMeola, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, John Petrucci, Joe Bonamassa… what is it about Italian-Americans that makes them dominate the shredding game?
I have few skills, but I can pour the exact same amount of liquid into 2 glasses on the first try, & I can also guess weights within a half pound pretty much always. I looked at my dog yesterday and said that he was 61 pounds. Spot on. The vet gave me a bill for $470 (1st prize).
Brilliant song
Did you know the real story behind “Big League”?
Like the bear attack scene in The Revenant, only it’s me trying to find the end of a roll of packing tape
IKEA INTERVIEWER: Welcome. Make a seat. ME: Lol, you mean take a seat? INTERVIEWER: *throwing a screwdriver at my head* MAKE A SEAT
My biggest hit. Not many people know that South Minnesota is Iowa (perhaps the same people who know that South Detroit is Windsor, ON). Royalties paid for a tux from Tip Top and dinner for 4 at The Keg Mansion (Jarvis & Wellesley). thegoldenseals.bandcamp.com/track/independ…
If you’re curious, here’s the video that Mr. Poilievre is kicking up a fuss about. Canada is a great country and we can make it even better. It’s time to build. Together.
Bought a space heater yesterday and accidentally melted Neptune.
If the media covered climate change the way it covers Trump, and Trump the way it covers climate change, we'd have neither.
@ryanwhitney6 Consider taking this down. Disrespectful and in poor taste. Be better than this.
@RealScottRitter As usual you missed a few keys details: - volunteering because in their piss poor country the $2000 salary is insane life-changing money - “victories” of razing random tiny villages to the ground while having lost 450k people doing so - Estonia is relevant because it’s an…
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