Village Person @SvnSxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️ twitter.com/search?q=from:… Canada Joined July 2019-
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🏆 THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: BUGS/HUGS We couldn't decide today, so write us up to 3 🐞NEW🐛 (written today) tweets about bugs and/or hugs. Open to all size accounts. Tell your friends! Come get a trophy 🏆 ENDS 10PM ET
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Probably not because those are stars
Probably not because those are stars
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Me: I have a headache Webmd: ur suffering is almost over i got u
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If I have to switch from the heat to the ac one more time this week, I’m pretty sure it’s going to open a portal to another dimension.
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Alright I'm going to bed and i want this place cleaned up before i get back
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[dumping jar of pennies in front of the IRS] How much not jail can I get with this many moneys?
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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
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i’m like if a girl did a lot of hard work and rewarded herself with taco bell
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hear me out a hate triangle
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“Hey, who’s the new girl?”
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In the midst of getting dressed, I got a notification that my painted lady caterpillars were delivered four minutes ago, so I happily ran down the stairs to go get them and realized right before I got to the front door that I HAVE NO TOP ON.
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you win some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and
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If I’m early, I’ll be late: an ADHD memoir
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if the dress i’m wearing has pockets, you’ll know.
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Friend: How was your job interview? Me: I think I hugged him too long.
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Not now babe, Little House is on.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
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21 Followers 22 Following she turned away what was she looking at🏆 THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: BUGS/HUGS We couldn't decide today, so write us up to 3 🐞NEW🐛 (written today) tweets about bugs and/or hugs. Open to all size accounts. Tell your friends! Come get a trophy 🏆 ENDS 10PM ET
Probably not because those are stars
There has to be life on one of these dots.
Me: I have a headache Webmd: ur suffering is almost over i got u
If I have to switch from the heat to the ac one more time this week, I’m pretty sure it’s going to open a portal to another dimension.
Alright I'm going to bed and i want this place cleaned up before i get back
i’m like if a girl did a lot of hard work and rewarded herself with taco bell
In the midst of getting dressed, I got a notification that my painted lady caterpillars were delivered four minutes ago, so I happily ran down the stairs to go get them and realized right before I got to the front door that I HAVE NO TOP ON.
you win some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and you lose some and
if the dress i’m wearing has pockets, you’ll know.
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The Sistine Chappelle ~ a comedy sketch by Michaelangelo
My kids are writing a mystery series called mom where did YOU put all the chargers?
The grocery store is all out of thyme. Feels spooky 👻
I don't want to criticize anyone for the way they laugh because that's their pure nature, so I just distance myself from them socially
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