Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet
Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️ 🚗9️⃣ and 2️⃣3️⃣ ; 🏎5️⃣ 🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple. twitter.com/search/from:wf… Your mom’s house Joined December 2015-
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Making a bundle selling protest-ready posterboard. $35 per sheet. It's raining cash.
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Staying present while fretting the future is exhausting.
I wish I loved anything as much as aloe plants love making more aloe plants.
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you guys think this is some kinda game?!
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Even better - come see it in person! 😉 Tickets still available at indyalabama.com 🎟️🎟️🎟️
Even better - come see it in person! 😉 Tickets still available at indyalabama.com 🎟️🎟️🎟️
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Everything reminds me of him
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This point can’t be aired enough
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Hey ‘peacekeepers’ you don’t have to be nice if someone is being a dick to you. You be a dick right back. Fuck them.
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The laundry pile has got so big that me and my daughter have decided to name it. I opted for ‘the pile of doom’, my daughter prefers Gary
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Ever look back on your past self and not even recognize that person?
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Am I petty? In 2019 someone commented “not funny” under my tweet I’ve catfished him for 5 years. Made him fall in love with me He’s meeting me at a restaurant for the first time tonight (I won’t be there) The waiter will give him a note that’s just my tweet he commented on
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Sorry I am late. I had to change my outfit 3 times.
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Soaking in some epsom salt like I’m 95.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than being with someone who talks condescendingly to waitstaff. As soon as it happens, I start making my plan to exit the friendship.
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I’m this new thing called “focusing on the task at hand.” We’ll see what happens.
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To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
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Why has no one brought me breakfast in bed?
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The second you slipped in. The second you felt the wetness, the grip getting tighter. The silent moans. The begging for more. The second you started throbbing, losing your senses. The second you broke the unspoken rule. The second it wasn't me. That was the second you lost me.
@wffleballhelmet Darn it!! Wonder if you could mail one?!? It would probably get crushed in the mail tho. 💚💚🤗☀️☀️
@wffleballhelmet I wish I had an aloe plant!! 😀💚☀️
@KristiNoem Bet you wish you could “go back” and not boast of hating and killing Cricket the puppy! 🐶
Her book is called “No Going Back” which is ironic #JusticeForCricket x.com/louisemensch/s…
@KristiNoem Bet you wish you could “go back” and not boast of hating and killing Cricket the puppy! 🐶
(a lot of folks who grew up on farms calling bs on @KristiNoem’s vile treatment of a happy puppy, by the way. And if @GovKristiNoem wants to sound tough, admitting she’s a lousy shot who missed her family’s pet goat and had to hurt it twice doesn’t seem a good idea either).
Put this ⬇️ in your search bar, hit “latest”, and enjoy. to:KristiNoem
That is damned impressive @elonmusk, who says one man can’t make a difference :-)
That’s my last post on Cruella for a little bit, but there was something about this story that was nagging in the back of my mind and during insomnia last night, I worked it out. What goats are linen-fresh? What “farmer” wouldn’t know that??
* @KristiNoem @GovKristiNoem killed her kids’ pet goat 🐐 for being “smelly”. * Yet says she’s a “farmer”. * How many fragrant, rose-scented goats does she have on her “farm”? 🌹🐐
No, she put it down because she’s a lazy, callous, sloppy sociopath
Staying present while fretting the future is exhausting.
My ten year plan is basically to survive and hope for the best
Was nodding off in church today. I hope no one noticed.
you guys think this is some kinda game?!
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