wet scientist @rotten_robot
More hands make less work Anchorage, AK Joined August 2021-
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The freaks attacking that woman for being body slammed from a place of White Privilege are of course right that there’s nothing you can say to stop a cop from attacking you: “I’m a professor,” “I’m 12,” “I'm your wife,” “this is my house an you broke in,” “woof woof woof,” etc.
@BradMichaelElm1 @della_morte_ “What if an all-sapphic army and the cast-offs of a matriarchal eugenicist religious order went to deep space and returned to conquer the galaxy with the power of gorilla grip coochie” I don’t know frank fuckin tell me
hate to take jonah hill's side since he is hideous looking, but i agree women should not be out having fun or enjoying their lives
You can’t go full irony your whole life. Your kids will be giving your eulogy like “he either hated or loved Young Sheldon? It was kind of confusing”
novels be like: my mother was a quiet, timid woman. she died when she was three years old
They should update the constitution to include some of the more recent trends in human rights
Who cares if you're locked out of your apartment. You were already locked out of almost every apartment anyway
would you still love me if i had no arms legs eyeballs skin or brain
A light salad is the fastest a salad can travel in the universe.
crumbster: Hi, hawaiian bread forum newb but i've enjoyed it for years. Got a loaf of Lewis (budget fav) today. It seems not as sweet lately? anyone else notice this? Tj Lee (Mod): Well, I'd link you to the rules, but you must have read them and decided to break every single one
everyone shut up and look at this little guy
ME: But it's a snail wearing tiny sunglasses GHOSTBUSTERS: That's not the strange we meant please stop calling
whoever named paper towels did a good job
Me: I'll have the lasagna Waiter: do you want bugs in that? Me: what? No Waiter: ok good that would be gross
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This is called not liking someone btw
Here's a photo of the McDonald's Spaceship Happy Meal - a burger and fries were loaded in a plastic ufo with a sticker sheet to decorate the craft. IMO, this is probably the first truly great Happy Meal promo ever. (1982)
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me: there's a bunch of cars following us date: yes we're on a rollercoaster
Tim takes a selfie with @marcmaron in the airport
Brian Cox says the Bible is “one of the worst books ever” bit.ly/3WiONyk
This is a maned wolf, which is neither a wolf nor a fox, but the only member of its own genus, the chrysocyon. It is only active for 30 minutes during twilight, and 40-90% of its diet is from the Wolf Apple with which it has a symbiotic relationship, and which is actually a…
Monkeys in Bali have learnt that they can steal people's phone and negotiate there return for food
tbf it’s not easy for Sisyphus to roll him to set every day
For his upcoming film ‘RED ONE,’ The Rock allegedly arrived late by an average of 7-8 hours daily & missed several full days, inflating costs by $50 million. On Netflix's ‘Red Notice,’ Ryan Reynolds & Johnson allegedly had a “huge fight” after Reynolds waited five hours for him.
Just tell us how many muscles
There are over 20 muscles in the head and neck alone. They are responsible for mastication, facial expressions by controlling the mouth, eyes, nose, forehead and ears, and complex movements of the neck. [🎞️ SciePro]
This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
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Without exaggeration, at least a third of conservative argumentation now is, "Yeah? Well...you're ugly."
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