Thomas @len0killer
Slave to the rhythm @PendejoTime patreon.com/pendejotime Fort Worth, TX Joined February 2019-
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Got a haircut appointment at JC Penney’s tomorrow. If you haven’t yet, follow my page to stay in the loop.
Got a haircut appointment at JC Penney’s tomorrow. If you haven’t yet, follow my page to stay in the loop.
Thought my witness protection name would fly under the radar but it turns out I’m the only Candy Assman in Tampa
Whenever a rich guy’s in really good shape it’s like alright settle down man
I’d love to be a celebrity just for the chance to guest host an evening weather report
Just got word that I will not even be drafted tonight. Thank you for the motivation @NFL
https://t.co/kbCb2zufmi
Didn’t think about anything today open.spotify.com/track/62qiyZxp…
Walked up to younger coworker, pointed and whispered “Casa de Shrek”
(In the pitch room for Hellraiser, raising my chips-covered hand) What do we think about Evil Frank instead? For the name
Double baked potato scenario here at my place
Just dropped a 35 lb plate on my bare foot
Just a reminder: Drake won’t see your “harmless” joke, but your friend who’s actually dating a high schooler will.
Thomas’ Spaghetti: The official homemade spaghetti of the NBA
I’ll watch Gru’s new movie. Don’t hang with him like I do with the minions, but it’s still all love.
Going to miss this beautiful money pit
so ugly ruined my mood
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
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Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
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Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
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andrew @intellegint
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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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mr skeleton @tovobert
33 Followers 61 Following im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet but dont f*** with me
Ya niggas be regular everyday people acting like ya famous or some shit. No one give a fuck if you pop out with a new life lol ya are nobodies
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
This morning vs 5 minutes ago. Just goes to show you how quick things can turn around.
this guy is a physical manifestation of a character Thomas would come up with when we’re filming shit back to back at like 5 am.
Not My House. I Have Less and Less Materialistic Possessions and Its One of The Reasons for My Child Like Behaviour While Being Razor Sharp in the Brain. Have Less and Follow the Teachings Of Jesus. #jeremyfragrance
Hes gonna ride the sybian
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SIRIUSXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
So I never annoy or inconvenience anyone again
I love the lady on instagram who’s recovering from binge eating by drinking orange soda like it’s fat Gatorade
@len0killer I bet if you ask all your local stations, once every year, and tell them it's your dream, eventually one will bite. Just have to be ready cause it'd probably be a weekend evening.
I believe in you King. You sound way better now than you did when you started at 5:15am. Practice makes perfect
Good morning to the first year White-throated sparrow trying to learn its own song outside my window. Good luck, fella
@len0killer @NFL Minor setback for a major comeback
@len0killer @NFL This will prove to be an inauspicious decision for the league
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