Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected] Brooklyn, NY Joined November 2011-
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Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
the lads ride again tonight, come out to sisyphus brewing to watch the thunder
the lads ride again tonight, come out to sisyphus brewing to watch the thunder
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Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
This has 100% been me and @tommybayertime for the last 24 hours and I fucking hate it!!!!!!11!!
This has 100% been me and @tommybayertime for the last 24 hours and I fucking hate it!!!!!!11!!
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
@tommybayertime @maxfine_ Tommy Bayer for Minneapolis Mayor!
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
Go see Tommy Go see Tommy
Go see Tommy Go see Tommy
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
@tommybayertime @hanfjob @michaelhirschbb this is really good
the guys talk “Goofy Goober” on the pod…
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
I found a way to resolve the whole trans women in bathrooms situation (this mostly involves stuff I can do on my end)
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
these are my girls, Sciatica and Chlamydia
these are my girls, Sciatica and Chlamydia
There should be wedding “do not save the date” invitations. Send a letter to 99% of the people you’ve ever met that’s just like “yeah don’t worry about this date bro it’s got nothing to do with you”
ran into these fools at the corner store and they said I had a level 10 gyatt 😂🔥🤝
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
please go see my accountant live
please go see my accountant live https://t.co/rJtpjo8hP8
Minneapolis 4/26-27 retweeted
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the lads ride again tonight, come out to sisyphus brewing to watch the thunder
Minneapolis tonight with my bestie @maxfine_
This has 100% been me and @tommybayertime for the last 24 hours and I fucking hate it!!!!!!11!!
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