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Philly shows March 21, 22, 23 philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/86163
Watch my movie called The Mask (2023) youtu.be/yJlO5yTVH_8
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@ellen_rakestraw Would love 2 but I dont have genitals. I was sitting nude on a drive way legs spread out like a Y, genitals resting on the concrete. My friend was fooling around with a square digging shovel and accidentally chopped and scraped my genitals off my body. I’m alone on Thanksgiving.
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Uk and Ireland shows London July 10-15 Glasgow July 24h Belfast July 26th Dublin July 27th-30th ⬇️tickets⬇️ linktr.ee/conneromalley
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Just realized @conner_omalley is one of the Righteous Brothers.
Feel like if I would have dropped out of school I would have turned into the guy on the right. Staying in school helped me turn into the guy on the left.
had to practically beg our waiter at Hard Rock cafe to bring some memorabilia to da outdoor dining area... finally after my 4th request he comes out w/ a bass guitar once played by Neil Murray (original bassist for Whitesnake). NOW i can enjoy my fucking meal!!!
The one thing I’ve learned in life:
Enough is enough. Tomorrow I am flying to Yemen to build a McDonald’s 🖤
Bam Margera bought the Pentagon 😞🌹
Hey guys! I decided to throw my hat in the race with my very first front facing camera character called quarantined guy! Please like and share because believe it or not I still haven’t gone viral yet.
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Hey twitter leftists, what or who radicalized you? 🤔
If I wanted to change the culture of a police department - particularly if it were going through training or reorganization - I might rename them ‘Guardians’ - literally a protector or defender - and adopt a different color scheme. Minneapolis Guardians has a nice ring to it.
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Real comics? Well, real comics put in at least 15 years before they get booked, even once. Pounding the pavement. Bombing every single night. Never getting any better. Countless allegations. Barely even doing standup. Just completely eating shit. Never finding success. Dying.
lotta pussies asking "why not just fight the cops" without realizing that's an automatic 3 stars. helicopter following. if you dont have a sports car then good fucking luck lol