Paul Simms @paulsimms
NYC Joined April 2009-
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pmk is a nice person and a great fan and all is forgiven
We have to want Ahab to get the whale. He should need its valuable oil to win back custody of his son
“Splish splash I was taking a bath” - love the playfulness but do we need this detail?
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I’ll see Eternals, but only if it has my favorite characters: Paleo, Lady T-Bone, Ballast, The Mammagrammarian, Portopottius, Nuh-Uh, Julius Sleazer, Pattycake 2XBM, Madame Bananas, Wetpatch, Sinus, Paella, Candygram, Bellowinoaf, Princess Melonballa, Boner the Unclean, Derangio,
Finally done with this little project I've been working on. It's not perfect, but I'm really pleased with how it turned out. Plus, it makes me laugh, so I'll count it as a win. . @HamillHimself @theshadowsfx #WhatWeDointheShadows #WWDITS #JimtheVampire #JackieDaytona #LuckyBrews
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If I were a young actor, just starting out and looking to increase my visibility, I’d change my name to Skip Intro.

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
184K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff
215K Followers 896 Following
Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
189K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
101K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
112K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
29K Followers 983 Following Arrested Development, Baskets, Kroll Show, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, and Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
126K Followers 6K Following Time to exit this fascist echo chamber. https://t.co/0LMkkwbvBE
Tavie (rhymes w/gravy... @TheRealTavie
3K Followers 1K Following @KITHonline secret weapon. Webmistress of https://t.co/1dzGpBeoX6. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her.
Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall
141K Followers 658 Following TV critic | he/him | I’m sepinwall here, there, and everywhere.
Modern Day NewsRadio @mnewsradio
3K Followers 4K Following What would it be like if NewsRadio was set in...the present day? (account run by @neilmace). ‘Some of these ideas work, some do not’ ~ Paul Simms
Kids in the Hall @KITHOnline
55K Followers 261 Following Official Twitter feed for legendary Canadian comedy troupe Kids in the Hall. New episodes streaming now on @PrimeVideoCA! #KidsintheHall
NewsRadio Quotes @ForChock
2K Followers 342 Following Proud member, in good standing, of the Rockin' Rangers of the Junior Jimmy Brigade...and I think Season 5 is highly underrated
Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner
85K Followers 3K Following Taylor Swift bureau chief of the New York Times. Call with tips: 719-266-2837
Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota
27K Followers 4K Following journo/writer/copywriter repped by @CRSRipley formerly: @spin @tumblr bylines: a whole bunch of places. [email protected]
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
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MabelMore @6PJORVu802KS7BZ
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Kent Rubin @KentRubin5
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Neal Feinberg @NealFeinberg
3 Followers 39 Following
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JOHN CONTOS @johncontos
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Shaysh @Shaysh305
510 Followers 1K Following “Sir” Lankan. Proud shaker of Frank Gore’s cast, keeper of fish and owned by cats. 305 till I die (hopefully never, why aren’t we working on this peeps???)
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SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash
25K Followers 16K Following Born/raised in Orange County, California; Now living in Greater Seattle; Husband; School Nurse; Surfer; Skater; Addicted to lasagna; Punk Rock Changed Our Lives
Charles LaRocca @LaRoccaism
467 Followers 2K Following Comedian | Psychology scholar| Professional Writer| Health Provider | Business development (because someone's gotta keep the circus running) 🎪 LA to Vegas| 🎥
Hugh Sturdy 🇨🇦 @SturdyHugh
3K Followers 4K Following Interests: TV, Film, Photography, Comedy, Docs, Social causes, Politics, Environment, Nature, Sports. Caregiver for my mother. Gay 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 He/Him
Tiana Gregory @Jessicasavag57
513 Followers 7K Following A lot of things broke my heart ❤️. But fix my vision 🦠 contact number for sms and calling. 212-729-6259. waiting for your signal and sms and WhatsApp message
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285K Followers 195K Following Dual board certified #MIGS & #OBGYN - against #genitalmutilation & #sterilization of kids under 18 for #GenderAffirming Surgery https://t.co/HRJLpqSuxG
Omar Akram @realomarakram
743 Followers 36 Following Official account for two-time nominee and Grammy Award Winning Recording Artist/Pianist and Composer. [email protected]
Oc Thompson 03 @OcThompson03
36 Followers 166 Following
Nandor the Relentless @NoRelentNandor
357 Followers 450 Following Hello.I am Nandor.From Staten Island.Hello https://t.co/KwLox5ijGa this app for birds I do not know.I am human.I am not a bird. 👋👋👋
Worth Snyder @worthsnyder
183 Followers 3K Following
Reggie Wade @ReggieWade
4K Followers 10K Following Researcher @TheDailyShow, Freelance writer @AP Comic, Former reporter/producer @YahooFinance, teacher, sneakehead opinions = mine, Retweets ≠ endorsements 🇵🇷
Quanda Francis @QuandaFrancis
3K Followers 5K Following Serial Entrepreneur & 2021 Candidate for Mayor of New York City | Bio-Intent Orchestration™ | 5 Patents | 97% Accuracy | NVIDIA•Google•AWS @WombWatchAI
Johannes Lindholm @HorrorGoddess94
281 Followers 6K Following I am a director/DJ/producer/musician, i will create a film/tv-series/music/game hub called: HorrorPhoenixRadium.
The REAL #CheekyDre @CheekyDre
4K Followers 6K Following *for entertainment* Try not to get sucked in by my charm. #ADHD so let's not drag this out.
ed?? @youred34d
32 Followers 223 Following emo kid (in fact I'm Vic Fuentes),, loves watching tragic little gay men shows
Julian 💫 @jrrjara
30 Followers 82 Following 🌈 Writer 📖 Worldbuilder 🌌 Professional Daydreamer ☁️ I have many hobbies (They/Them) ✨Welcome to my creative chaos ✨
jean szarek @SzarekJean4510
172 Followers 3K Following
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
184K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff
215K Followers 896 Following
Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
189K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
112K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
scharpling @scharpling
89K Followers 1K Following The Best Show. Double Threat. It Never Ends. New stuff coming in 2025. Tom isn't here anymore, promo account. No DMs please.
John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
29K Followers 983 Following Arrested Development, Baskets, Kroll Show, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, and Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein
MZS @mattzollerseitz
88K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/5xGt9qexyH. https://t.co/UNfgwXqBCZ. Dealer in new & used books about the arts: Full inventory here: https://t.co/yLCGpAnK0Z.
Tavie (rhymes w/gravy... @TheRealTavie
3K Followers 1K Following @KITHonline secret weapon. Webmistress of https://t.co/1dzGpBeoX6. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her.
Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall
141K Followers 658 Following TV critic | he/him | I’m sepinwall here, there, and everywhere.
Modern Day NewsRadio @mnewsradio
3K Followers 4K Following What would it be like if NewsRadio was set in...the present day? (account run by @neilmace). ‘Some of these ideas work, some do not’ ~ Paul Simms
NewsRadio Quotes @ForChock
2K Followers 342 Following Proud member, in good standing, of the Rockin' Rangers of the Junior Jimmy Brigade...and I think Season 5 is highly underrated
Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
53K Followers 776 Following Writer, musician, former Editor at MAD Magazine. My Nine Inch Nails cover album #PeeledBack is out now.
Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota
27K Followers 4K Following journo/writer/copywriter repped by @CRSRipley formerly: @spin @tumblr bylines: a whole bunch of places. [email protected]
Crime In NYC @Crime_In_NYC
93K Followers 854 Following News and insight on public safety in and around New York City.
ThePersistence @ScottPresler
2.4M Followers 72K Following I helped defeat Hillary, Kamala, & organized the Baltimore cleanup. We delivered Pennsylvania for President Trump. Check out ➡️ @EarlyVoteAction MAGA 🤝 MAHA
LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust
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Robert Sole @RobertSole9
23K Followers 168 Following a wealth of life experiences. 9 years in the military 25 years in the police. Hate liars. ex Jail bird [email protected] 07570826250
WH @hastifliche
8K Followers 368 Following The wery hunter, slepinge in his bed, To wode ayein his minde goeth anon
Micky Rourk @MickyRourk
2K Followers 183 Following i was in ironed man 3, marvels infinite warfare, Angel hark, hellboy and I wrote & directed shawshank redemption.. Im a city slicker w/ a heart of gold ~parody~
Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels
1.7M Followers 309 Following Host of Keeping It Real Podcast. Creator of The Fitness App.
The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69
19K Followers 2K Following They can’t all be zingers. Please don’t take anything you see here seriously.
Lain on the Blockchai... @CryptoCyberia
12K Followers 4K Following Business Development Associate at @liquidperps Art is Life | Love Wins | Inspired by Remilia | Cybersec Schizo | Lain is Real
Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton
107K Followers 3K Following I tried fixing the system by working with the system. Now I'm doing it my way.
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637K Followers 2K Following Emirati Expert in Strategic and Political Affairs (Middle East) | Author | Analyst and Researcher | Bu Zayed| Posts reflect my views only.
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6K Followers 2K Following Official account of actress and animal rights activist Morgan Fairchild, to help dogs at the New York City Animal Care Centers be seen and saved. @morgfair
Melissa Chen @MsMelChen
299K Followers 4K Following VP @strategyrisks | Board + co-founder @IdeasB2 | Board @envprogress | 🇸🇬 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 | ✍️ The Spectator & elsewhere | Email: [email protected]
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120K Followers 982 Following all posts very serious and should be taken literally
Robert Plant @RobertPlant
341K Followers 72 Following The official Twitter account of Robert Plant. Robert Plant & Alison Krauss reunite for Raise The Roof, out Now!
Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen
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49K Followers 66 Following Live-posting as a reporter embedded in history. Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @50YearsAgoLive, @100YearsAgoLive, and @250YearsAgoLive. DM for business.
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397K Followers 1K Following Profesionales de la emergencia con 174 años de servicio a la comunidad. ☎️ 132
Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
320K Followers 172K Following Mom, grandma, proud American. SAG AFTRA. Building a community one follow at a time. I'm sorry but I don't read or respond to DMs.
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1975 Live @50YearsAgoLive
41K Followers 70 Following Live-posting as a reporter embedded in history. Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @100YearsAgoLive, @25YearsAgoLive, and @250YearsAgoLive. DM for business.
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SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash
25K Followers 16K Following Born/raised in Orange County, California; Now living in Greater Seattle; Husband; School Nurse; Surfer; Skater; Addicted to lasagna; Punk Rock Changed Our Lives
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69K Followers 793 Following Director & Cinematographer. Might have taught you how to edit.
LOL… And LOUDER… ... @MrAntiTrump
2K Followers 441 Following I’m An "Anti-Trump, Anti-Trumpism, Anti-Maga" Republican. I Volunteer For Many Causes, e.g., "Election Worker, Disaster Relief." I'm Bully-Proof..." #DumpTrump
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6.2M Followers 185K Following Founder & CEO: @TPUSA + @TPAction_ • Host: The Charlie Kirk Show • Click the link below to subscribe 🇺🇸
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240K Followers 394 Following survey artist, too earnest. FDA delenda est. https://t.co/IcEgPhVD3o
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60K Followers 6K Following LIVE Weekdays 9am EST.💗 #1 Billboard Artist, Actor, Filmmaker, Freedom Fighter, Musician & Online Health Coach. Jesus is King 👑 #MAGA #MAHA #JOYTRIBE
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677K Followers 6K Following Senior Digital Editor for https://t.co/ok280opPL9 Clips made with @SnapStream Internet Hooligan…
Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol
341K Followers 8K Following Former Nuclear Scientist for US Dept of Energy | Ex-Photographer for @apple, @united, and @hyatt
Sam E. Antar @SamAntar
69K Followers 1K Following Former Crazy Eddie CFO turned forensic accountant. From Wall Street criminal to fraud investigator.