John Levenstein @johnlevenstein
Arrested Development, Baskets, Kroll Show, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, and Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein earwolf.com/show/john-leve… Sherman Oaks Joined January 2011-
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TNT didn’t show a LeBron/Jokic hug because they don’t know where the story is.
Playoff basketball is so good. I have to remember to pace myself during the regular season.
“They call it the funny bone but there’s nothing funny about it!” - Chick Hearn, after a player was hit in the funny bone
Watched a promo for the Pop Tart movie that invited me to suspend disbelief and pretend the president of Pop Tarts was unhappy about the movie. That’s a lot to ask of me.
My father seemed irritated by Jake from State Farm but then smiled and gave him a courtesy chuckle. It could have gone either way.
My father’s current least favorite commercial is the one for Wingstop where they’re playing Jenga. His favorite? Jokic and a pony in a hotel.
“What are you pretending not to know?”
If I had Bell’s palsy I would be generally unavailable.
One thing about my father being 94: I never know when he’s suddenly going to say, “yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!”
My father’s latest pet peeve is crowds at basketball games all wearing the same colored shirts.
These were his last words before the players murdered him.
These were his last words before the players murdered him.
I want to touch it!
https://t.co/OdhhUtmNH6
Knicks and 76ers are going to fight in the second half. Embiid and DiVincenzo will be in the middle of it. This seems like a safe prediction.
It saddens me to see NBA playoff commercials lean so heavily on “not a thing,” an overused comedy phrase popularized by improvisers who didn’t know what to say.
What if they just banned TikTok for people over forty?
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It had been one step forward, two steps back for the Lakers since their In-Season Tournament championship. The organization believed this roster was built for much more than a first-round defeat. @ShamsCharania, @jovanbuha and @sam_amick detail a Lakers season gone wrong.
Austin Reaves lobbies himself into the game after a rough Lakers possession in which nobody gets a shot up before the buzzer
I wrote about the missed opportunities of Darvin Ham's second season and the dangers of bringing him back for a third. cbssports.com/nba/news/darvi…
They could never make Seinfeld today because what if jary get iPad
@johnlevenstein Seems like the kind of movie that should be released alongside a more dramatic movie to create a cinematic event
@johnlevenstein Decent chance our national lunatic chooses “America’s Mayor” to be his running mate.
I'm not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I'm pretty sure one guy's job is chewing.
@johnlevenstein Where was this movie when I was 10 or even 20, when i could live on poptarts? I’m fast approaching the Werthers Originals or 🫣 The Brach’s Hard Candy Movie.👴🏻
she’s so high school shit faced
“she looks lost” …no she’s just not having to overanalyse whats happening and where she’s going because she feels safe enough with her man that she can turn her brain off🥹 best feeling EVER
Haven't updated the app in almost two years and the search function literally doesn't work at all. No regrets. Still winning.
@johnlevenstein It would be exciting if Doc Rivers suddenly suited up.
This makes me feel better
My father seemed irritated by Jake from State Farm but then smiled and gave him a courtesy chuckle. It could have gone either way.
@NoahGarfinkel And here I was thinking it was only me…
Check in on the people in your life who are basketball fans. What they are being forced to watch during every single timeout during the playoffs is truly traumatizing and something we would have all considered unthinkable even a year ago.
@johnlevenstein What did Jake do that could have elicited a chuckle?
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