dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz
I'm a tv writer but what I really want to do is direct (traffic). Legacy Bucket (🪣) account 4/2/23 linktr.ee/DaveHorwitz Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2011-
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Would be p funny if Tarantino made a Thor movie for his last one
LA: This is happening Sunday (4/21) at @LyricHyperion! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/chris-thayer…
yea yea make ur OJ jokes but remember…ur friends who committed double homicide and were acquitted due to flawed prosecution and the backdrop of mounting racial tensions can also see the jokes :(
So, OJ Simpson is dead. Breaking news, the form of cancer he had just took off in a white Bronco. It’s probably going to look for his REAL KILLER. [studio audience in the afterlife gives tepid reaction, Norm shrugs] This man murdered two people.
If there’s an afterlife I hope Norm is following OJ around and doing jokes at him about how he’s a murderer 🥹
I mean… chances are it is insane and maybe not good but who cares? Just take the good press that comes from being the studio that put out FFC’s last movie.
I mean… chances are it is insane and maybe not good but who cares? Just take the good press that comes from being the studio that put out FFC’s last movie.
I had to defend Paul Newman because he can’t do it himself (RIP king 👑)
My Amazon recommendations paint a picture of a man who should be in jail for a long time.
Jesus of Nazareth? Who was executed as a criminal on Friday?
1. Seeing Fred Armisen open for Les Savy Fav at the Middle East downstairs in 2003. 2. Playing a one-off show w/@HonusHonus and Charlyne Yi at Spaceland in 2010 as the band Black Cheeto. 3. Seeing Broken Social Scene at Echo Park Rising & Kevin Drew got so mad he threw his mic.
1. Seeing Fred Armisen open for Les Savy Fav at the Middle East downstairs in 2003. 2. Playing a one-off show w/@HonusHonus and Charlyne Yi at Spaceland in 2010 as the band Black Cheeto. 3. Seeing Broken Social Scene at Echo Park Rising & Kevin Drew got so mad he threw his mic.
people just don't talk enough about this album
The Jenna Ortega movie “Miller’s Girl” made me age 500 years.
I am very excited to share my new role as manager of Quentin Tarantino’s Video Archives Cinema Club inside the Vista Theater! We will soon be showcasing a full calendar of films on 16mm and VHS all picked by QT! Can’t wait for everyone to see what we have in store @ArchivesClub.
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Sean Connery showing off after doing some weight training.
tonight! my Krapopolis episode is tonight! 8:30p on Fox! thanks
I just set up an individual retirement account today can I get some commotion
LA: This is happening Sunday (4/21) at @LyricHyperion! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/chris-thayer…
The more I watch THE KID DETECTIVE the more it becomes one of my favorite movies
Nobody gives a fuck.
Is the car moving forward or backward?
Everyone is drooling over Conan all of a sudden as if Jimmy Fallon isn’t still on TV every night playing musical Tik Tac Toe with Nancy Pelosi and Young Sheldon.
yea yea make ur OJ jokes but remember…ur friends who committed double homicide and were acquitted due to flawed prosecution and the backdrop of mounting racial tensions can also see the jokes :(
He getting cooked down there too
day of the OJ chase was also the first day I heard this album, I am available for interviews
whatever happened with this... RIP
@AllAboutFKK I think the actual saying is: “Like THE pot calling the kettle black.” It’s not any old pot. It’s a specific recalled interaction between kitchen items.
@Dave_Horwitz Everyone walking out at the end just kinda muttering "oh, so yeah. Huh. Ok." That's cinema, baby!
@Dave_Horwitz As someone who saw Youth Without Youth in the theater, I'd be very excited to see this movie. But, again as someone who saw Youth Without Youth, I think the fact that a bunch of people are insisting that it will easily make a bunch of money and be a hit is very funny.
I used to work for Jermaine Jackson's ex and their son would come to the office and drink beer at like 9am. Lol
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“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”
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