Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand. Linktr.ee/arielledundas New York, USA Joined December 2013-
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We live at a time when there are fashionable neurotransmitters. Serotonin used to be that bitch, but now dopamine is the it-girl. Who’s next? My money is on oxytocin.
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when the right says i don't understand gun culture i guess i agree because i don't think luggage should have a bunch of loose bullets scattered inside like cheerios in the back seat of a minivan
when the right says i don't understand gun culture i guess i agree because i don't think luggage should have a bunch of loose bullets scattered inside like cheerios in the back seat of a minivan
what if you saw me tell jokes in detroit? what then? planetant.com/dwcf
As someone who moved around the states before moving to Europe, I can confirm that if you just say the country people will ask you which state.
As someone who moved around the states before moving to Europe, I can confirm that if you just say the country people will ask you which state.
It seems like a lot of you think you have to be both a good person and conventionally attractive in order to find love, as if Charles and Camilla aren’t right there.
Ugh now I have to like the movie Soul.
Ugh now I have to like the movie Soul.
I never saw the media call the DeSantis campaign “terminally online” when that was one of his biggest problems.
I never saw the media call the DeSantis campaign “terminally online” when that was one of his biggest problems.
“Look I love the great replacement theory as much as the next guy, it’s great! Really great!!! It’s got racism, antisemitism, crazy conspiracy stuff, but it’s not mean enough to people who don’t want kids. People should have more kids than they can count. Some of which hate you.”
“Look I love the great replacement theory as much as the next guy, it’s great! Really great!!! It’s got racism, antisemitism, crazy conspiracy stuff, but it’s not mean enough to people who don’t want kids. People should have more kids than they can count. Some of which hate you.”
We have literally nothing written by Socrates. The Tech Bros will lead us to our doom, whistling all the way…
We have literally nothing written by Socrates. The Tech Bros will lead us to our doom, whistling all the way…
Talked to my parents right before I went to bed and called them this morning and my mom still asked for gossip.
Should I press send twice?
due to wokeness you now have to say "not that there's anything wrong with it" after discussing gay people
due to wokeness you now have to say "not that there's anything wrong with it" after discussing gay people
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‘Scooby-Doo’ live-action series is in the works at Netflix. Who would you cast?
Pro Tip: Don’t say disgusting shit about young girls if you don’t want someone like me to find out exactly how your friends and family are, where you live, where you work, etc. in all of five minutes. ❤️
@ArielleDundas I feel like glutamate is ready for her moment
also the way people treated her… like she was a unicorn. like they had never met anyone like her (a Black woman in their orbit with control over her life and image)
and i’m not sure who was saying tashi wasn’t racialized or didn’t come off Black but like… yes she did lol her outfits, the way she spoke, her hair, everything.
I support every move, every outfit, every time that bob was swaying ☝🏾
“You can’t say anything anymore!” - guy who has literally not shut up for one single solitary second for the past 15 years and his doctor is following him around waiting for him to pause so he can tell him his liver count is extremely high
The key to glowing skin is Barcelona tapas when will skincare tiktok accept this undeniable truth!!
when I lived in melb in 2012 and used to get flights home to Adelaide for $60 return on Tiger airlines I told my dad that the trade off is they didnt have seatbelts and he believed me
in Australia they establish a new airline every 10 years, run it with a crazy business model, and then it goes broke
@Ugarles I mean, I have not seen the details on this, nor wish to, and I generally don't wish prison on random ppl, but aren't the gun culture ppl also the strong borders ppl?
@Ugarles I thought that part of being a responsible gun owner was accounting for all your live ammunition, but maybe it isn’t?
@Ugarles love how the tenor of these is "ooh this is so scary, it could happen to you." no it could not. i am not addicted to gun
"a bullet? yeah i think i've got one here gimme a sec."
What the hell is this 🔪
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