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Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
if i have to see one more "you could never make this show today"
if you thought fetterman’s hoodie stunt was anything besides a self-serving gimmick, I have one question for you: you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
It’s been REALLY hard to keep quiet about this but I’ve been working on a creative project for almost a year now and it’s finally ready to be debuted. The tears, procrastination and love that went into this is immeasurable. But please enjoy! thecloudyyinzer.com
there’s someone on reddit who has hit rock bottom the exact same way u have never give up
talking about “privilege” in regards to students protesting a genocide… you sound fucking stupid and frankly, conservative. the privileged thing to do would be to simply NOT BE OUT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. but they are. so why are you (at home) grading them?
donald trump has no time to fuck. he looks at his watch and says "i could not possibly fuck at this juncture." as he powerwalks into the zoo
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heyyy can i come over and show you my GQ ten essentials
There have now been Palestine solidarity & anti-war student actions on at least 75 U.S. college campuses in the past week
The purpose of housing is to provide shelter, not for a return on investment hope that helps
The purpose of housing is to provide shelter, not for a return on investment hope that helps
Through The Digital Veil - acrylic on canvas, 2024
a lot of Americans treat media and art like a spectator sport, they look for someone to root for and attach your identity to, just like sports or an election. It’s why everyone is obsessed with whether a character is “likable”
a lot of Americans treat media and art like a spectator sport, they look for someone to root for and attach your identity to, just like sports or an election. It’s why everyone is obsessed with whether a character is “likable”
loving pittsburgh, it’s the most jacksonville city i’ve been to outside of jacksonville
Tonight at the Cathedral of Learning 💙💛🇵🇸
BREAKING: Summer Lee wins the Democratic nomination for the 12th Congressional District, according to @AP. buff.ly/4b9BmVK She will face Republican James Hayes in the Nov. 5 General Election.
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This joke is so played out, let women exist in peace. we actually don’t need a cutesy way to say someone looks poor
This joke is so played out, let women exist in peace. we actually don’t need a cutesy way to say someone looks poor
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72K Followers 978 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
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Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
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big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 978 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
65K Followers 854 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 868 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
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glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
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im not ethel cain-cod.. @ohip13
9K Followers 947 Following live it up, cause you sure can’t live it down || he/him
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
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Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
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mar @itsmariannnna
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Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
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Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
REUNITED WITH MARV MONDAY
we’re fuckin goofin over here. its goof hours.
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
These brands are SO comfortable in racism, Youthforia was already called out about their range but the founder thought it was funny and tried to be hilarious with coming out with a Black shade. I wish her the worst. If I said what I wanna say, I’ll get wiped clean from this app
i would add my parents being proud of me and ketchup
You can only add two things.
How Drew Barrymore interviews all her guests
Nobody’s trying to cancel you for your airplane food jokes dawg they think it’s gross you dated a high schooler when you were pushing 40
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Not that any grown adult should care about Lion King lore but it’s weird that this Mufasa movie is positioning him as an orphan who came from nothing when there’s like multiple speeches he gave to Simba about their lineage of previous kings.
It can’t be a ripoff because this cheese ball guy didn’t eat them for 40 days… also was clearly a party. Everyone on that pier was simply there to see me go to war. Very different. #philly
I saw the clip online and thought it was an excellent joke and then I saw her perform it live this weekend and I was in stitches. You know a joke is good when you laugh every time you hear it. The way it builds. Just fucking art.
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
6yo is playing in the water outside and said she wanted to take her shirt off and I kept telling her no and she responded “why are boys allowed to do it then?” And so we came to a compromise and she’s doing whatever she wants.
some of y’all really thought wayfair was shipping kids out like Grubhub and I remember those days
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
i wish we had stronger laws that stopped weird creeps from filming other people in public. i mean i also wish we had stronger laws preventing people from sharing their absolutely dogshit worldview in public but we can start with stronger privacy laws
Today on KDKA of this video, Bethany Hallam said “who are these people hurting?” and also advocated safe places for them to do drugs, potentially have NARCAN standing by and be safe doing drugs. This is a county councilperson saying this. I’m baffled.
scheduled both therapy & comprehensive physical appts…for the first time in years. we’re soooo so up
"i related to it so it's good" is not criticism, "you didn't relate to it so you're wrong and also you hate women" is especially not criticism. like there's plenty of sexism in criticism without having to invent it
Some Critics Don’t Understand the ‘Cabaret’ Broadway Revival. Young Women Do. (Guest Column) variety.com/2024/legit/col…
the perfect amount of famous is Carrie in the first four seasons of SATC
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