limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected] linktr.ee/brittymigs NYC Joined March 2010-
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Want to humble yourself? Try drinking from a wide-mouth canteen in a moving car
I am so sick of the moral panic about everything but killing people.
the #greysanatomy cameos go crazy
i’m as happy about this as you are
the answer is we’re not, we’re not supposed to operate normally, but we can’t despair. linktr.ee/palestineasdiq…
the answer is we’re not, we’re not supposed to operate normally, but we can’t despair. linktr.ee/palestineasdiq…
“look between this key and that key” OR i can look between your ears because your skull is brain barren
this is actually strega nonna and chef boyardee’s son
this is actually strega nonna and chef boyardee’s son
really worried about where this email is going
giving up coffee is so easy!! all you have to do is take a 3-4 hour nap in the middle of the day instead
Can’t pay teachers, can’t house the homeless, can’t provide healthcare, can’t invest in useful infrastructure of any kind, can’t can’t can’t but:
Can’t pay teachers, can’t house the homeless, can’t provide healthcare, can’t invest in useful infrastructure of any kind, can’t can’t can’t but:
Happy 4/20 from some guy you went to high school with’s Facebook page
everyone have fun today! just don’t get high and think about the concept of twins for too long
scary day today :( was held up by swifties. i’m ok now though
Comedy in 2014: you don’t want to get seen too early! Comedy in 2024: aw man I should’ve started posting TikToks when I was 7
I’m on last nights episode of @elsbethcbs !!! What a dream it was to play a Russian instagram model named Irina. Stream it on @paramountplus if you want :)❤️
I love how some dogs are named Cupcake and others are just Hank. Like imagine if you met someone IRL named Linda but then their wife was Porkchop
Amazing news! My mom has already started sending me "photos she wants in her mother's day IG post this year"
sorry i cant this weekend :( i have to take the 20 person polycule camping
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 979 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 855 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
56K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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niles @NILES100
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seynique — detroit .. @seynique
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danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
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Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
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chase @_chase_____
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Alaya Oakley @OakleyAlay83956
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KelvinG happyboy @KelvinG32534818
442 Followers 5K Following Never mind... If you wanna know let me know
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14 Followers 31 Following
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11 Followers 114 Following
Melanie @DJK6S6gU48q8zc
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Chris Setzer @CSetzer46567
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🌺 יאיר יצח�.. @Dan20248931511
18 Followers 1K Following Humanity has no limits. We are human beings and must be distinguished by our morals
Prof. Dr. Michael Hö.. @medievalchina
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J @tomatoluvor
4 Followers 38 Following I used to have my face and name on my old Twitter before I realized that is irresponsible and also stupid
Jp organixx @EnowBrian2
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Rex Allen Umney @RexAllenUmney
192 Followers 27 Following I been on the digital soap box since the BBS days in the 80's.. A lot has changed since then but it's still the same game.
Houssem Hammami @visiteuurr
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curse these metal han.. @yb2trappy
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José Ángel @juanpil56
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Karoline Gendron @GendronKaroline
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@zeusdeus @zeusdeus8
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humanitarianfighter @humanz444change
30 Followers 368 Following
Oso @papaosoxoxo
50 Followers 46 Following
Jack @jackrkelly
562 Followers 5K Following
SJ @kach_sj
119 Followers 575 Following
BlueForTheWin @DodgersBlue13
189 Followers 2K Following
O Dopos @Dopos0
45 Followers 38 Following
Mediocre Gamer 🐀 @beastsquirrel
248 Followers 2K Following I enjoy poorly photoshopping Nic Cage's face on things. Analog and digital gamer. Healthcare is a right. SCOTUS has lost its damn mind. WVU. NUFC. He/Him.
Juliana Heng @mxjulianaheng
517 Followers 2K Following Autistic, Non-Binary, Malaysian Comedian 🧠🌈🇲🇾 Cult Leader of I Laugh KL ❤️🔥 Host of Comedy Circuit News (CCN) 🗞
Joel is drafting and .. @booksafterbed
780 Followers 2K Following Poet, punk, reformed mandarin. #Amquerying 1 x NA Fantasy & 1 x Romantasy #Amwriting YA Fantasy & NA Fantasy & Grimdark
مراد الهاشم @AlhashmMrad
461 Followers 3K Following هل تريد رؤية الملائكة إفعل خطأ واحد أمام الناس وستراهم جميعاً يتحولون إلى ملائكة
🪬 NotjustanotherJo.. @bacontacooo
2K Followers 3K Following Be someone's light.a 🩵 ✊🏽/ 🔗 https://t.co/N7pf3rs4Ya #HTTC
MR khan @ @MRkhan880299
4 Followers 325 Following
CoraRuan @CoraRuan369
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William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard
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🌴 @blayd382
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uncle baby billy @yourladyshit
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Divide Jack @DJack5921
8 Followers 112 Following
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 979 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 855 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
[email protected].. @bb_apes
26K Followers 1K Following I'd rather be controversial than boring. ☼♉︎ ☽♊︎ ↑♒︎ she/her✨ https://t.co/62hOm8EB7Y $100 DM fee $bbapes
Iris✨ @Jest_Iris
18K Followers 2K Following out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
56K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
charles entertainment.. @jmurffff
19K Followers 1K Following
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
seynique — detroit .. @seynique
11K Followers 1K Following comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis
11K Followers 3K Following Begakis is fun to say. historian of capitalism finance & Disney. Ph.D. Candidate @Cornell | @UCBerkeley alumni. the opinions & jokes expressed are my own NFTs.
chase @_chase_____
12K Followers 1K Following girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/her
Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin
2.0M Followers 1K Following @kathygriffin on TikTok, Instagram & YouTube. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.
Pharoah @JayPharoah
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Micah Eames @MicahEames
1K Followers 418 Following Host of Late Night with Seth Meyers | 🏳️⚧️ Bro/Bruh/Brah
I’m built different.. @bossy_dawsey
1K Followers 2K Following Black NYC Comedian. they/them. Help me join film twitter!
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet
24K Followers 2K Following cartoonist for the New Yorker and the Globe & Mail! writer everywhere! commissions closed! she her
(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman
7K Followers 812 Following | writer & comedian (derogatory) | @latestagelive @somemorenews @T4TComedy etc | she/her |
Olayemi Olurin @msolurin
161K Followers 4K Following 🇧🇸🇳🇬Movement Lawyer + Political Commentator. subscribe to Olurinatti on YouTube and substack
james folta @JamesFolta
5K Followers 3K Following funny writer, funny editor @pointsincase, blogs @lithub, @wgaaudio, hangin’ tuff, he/him
Jess Salomon @jessjesssalomon
184 Followers 423 Following “Starting from zero, got nothing to lose” (had to make a new account) Comedian, big talker, the first “Jess” is silent
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
9K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
Michael Good @michaelgooood
1K Followers 755 Following standup. Steve Martin Presents. link for tix 👇
Taylor('s Version) Ga.. @Elphaba_Anne
4K Followers 2K Following writer. director. hahnaissance woman. | editor: @collider & @fan_versation | @rottentomatoes / @TheAstraAwards / @DorianAwards
Peter @petermarietoto
6K Followers 806 Following limp wristed individual | he/they/she | Ptown ⚓️🐋🦞⛱️☀️
Amnesty International @amnesty
2.2M Followers 4K Following We defend human rights around the world. No government is beyond scrutiny. No situation is beyond hope. Let's get to work!
Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi_
539 Followers 996 Following Humor writing in @Reductress, @The_Belladonnas, @endofbench, @thisisrobotbutt. Depressed Cubs fan. She/her.
Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad
19K Followers 3K Following The world’s smallest bookseller. Events person for Belmont Books. 2021 PW Star Watch Honoree. ✍️ in LitHub, Psychopomp, Tor/Reactor, Polygon, & Kirkus.
Jake Reiner @Reiner_Jake
9K Followers 2K Following Actor | Reporter | Co-host of @TheInclinePod #Dodgers
Adam Conover @adamconover
276K Followers 2K Following Standup comic, writer and TV host. Creator of The G Word on Netflix and Adam Ruins Everything. Listen to my podcast, Factually!
Brittany Wong @brittanylwong
4K Followers 2K Following Senior lifestyle reporter @HuffPost. Angeleno. Probably thinking about a combo plate right now. https://t.co/c4n0UPnh9M // [email protected]
Save the Children Glo.. @Save_GlobalNews
21K Followers 3K Following Latest news coverage from Save the Children’s Global Media team sharing breaking stories, live updates from emergencies, features & spokesperson alerts 🌏 🌎 🌍
Christopher Guerrero @mindshawk
3K Followers 2K Following Renegade. Directed/Produced at @buzzfeedvideo @funnyordie @comedycentral and former EP for the @therock YouTube, Adjunct Professor @usccinema #diversity #latinx
CHR ✡️🇵🇸�.. @chargooond
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Pop Crave @PopCrave
1.7M Followers 4K Following Feeding your pop culture cravings since 2015. Inquiries: [email protected]
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
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Julia Salazar @JuliaCarmel__
65K Followers 2K Following Personal account of New York State Senator in Brooklyn & Queens. Democratic socialist. For my office: @SalazarSenate. 🇨🇴
Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff
10K Followers 998 Following Comedian (Letterman/truTV). Album: “Nice & Drunk.” Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots; The Bridgerton Bros. @kevinmccaff on insta/TikTok.
Lida the Pida @leeduh
644 Followers 845 Following @UCBNY when they existed @BringTheFunny @commercials if they’re still making em she/her
James Elder @1james_elder
37K Followers 701 Following UNICEF Spokesperson. Here to tell others' stories.
Zach Cherry @zachcherrygmail
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Late Stage Live! with.. @latestagelive
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Catherine @CatherineKLind
593 Followers 557 Following opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em
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Save the Children US @SavetheChildren
2.7M Followers 5K Following Save the Children is an international humanitarian organization that has been protecting children around the world for more than 100 years. ❤️
Save the Children Int.. @save_children
84K Followers 630 Following Save the Children's official global voice. We work to ensure children across the world survive, learn and are protected. For breaking news @Save_GlobalNews
Autostraddle @autostraddle
85K Followers 715 Following The internet's most popular website for LGBTQ+ women, nonbinary people, and trans people of all genders.
Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
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CARE (care.org) @CARE
1.2M Followers 2K Following CARE works to save lives, defeat poverty, and achieve social justice by putting women and girls in the center. Creator of the original CARE Package®.
Be A King @BerniceKing
794K Followers 774 Following CEO of Martin Luther King Jr. Center for Nonviolent Social Change • Connector • Communicator • Community Builder • Child of Global Leaders
Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash
26K Followers 14K Following Cofounder and Chief Em Dash Czar at Beam Content
Obsessed with designer Jessica Helgerson’s tiny Paris kitchen
doomed whaling voyage
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
Angela Davis dropped by to show her support for the students at Auraria Campus here in Denver.
Seeing Challengers later
At Northwestern’s encampment. This is why we will not leave
bloody press vests laid outside the white house correspondents’ dinner for all the palestinian journalists killed
ball peen is an absolutely crazy name for a hammer
shes kinda like a jason derulo variant
the end???? LMFAOOOOOOO
The young person whose poster this is has come to many protests since October and watching the names on her poster grow every time I see her is a punch in the gut. I cannot imagine the pain she must feel and yet on NU’s encampment I saw her actively leading things despite it all.
At Northwestern’s encampment. This is why we will not leave
Lesbians, tap in on this Duke merch 📈
Bringing back some memorable side characters as the series finale approaches
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
It’s sad that there is a perfect form of protest that addresses everything the right way and solves the problems being protested and is serious without being threatening and peaceful without being frivolous, but no one is allowed to know what it is :(
Columbia University students think this dance will somehow ‘Free Palestine.’
columbia university:
now tell me why the Rainforest Cafe is selling these hard as hell jean jackets
I think it's okay to lose your mind and waste six months of your life doing nothing. And then go back to normal like it never happened..... I lived it actually
the zoomies r the most enviable feature of the dog mind. If u have extra energy at the end of the day your brain enters party mode, you have the most fun ever running around, and then fall right to sleep
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
I love being trans because you can post a thirst trap with a caption like “trans joy 🏳️⚧️” and everyone is legally obligated to like it
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