sarahbennett.pdf @sarahbastard69
writer....lover. bastard. highly skilled in many ways... Toronto, Ontario Joined September 2019-
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@MetroBoomin here u go #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
I would love to see Drake and Kendrick hug it out ...
Confession: I am rooting for Drake to win the beef. Not out of liking Drake or wanting him to succeed, but in the sense that I simply cannot imagine how or why it could happen. It'd be like seeing a dog winning the Super Bowl
cat willingly sat on lap...i used to pray for times like this ....
how my 30 yr old friend talks to me
me when I take a girl out for a drink and she orders a drink: wow. You really ordered everything but the kitchen sink huh
Bart and Milhouse have a beautiful friendship
TORONTO posting about my show April 12 again because we have @sarahbastard69 and @chrislockeworld opening at @comedybar tix here comedybar.ca/shows/hospital…
Ramy youseff....I would like to hold his hand at Scarborough bluffs and show him Canada
Every time I do one of these I lose a dram of blood
We all know that one fucked up swimmer who can hardly backstroke
(guy who has only seen spagetthi at Halloween) bro I just saw Theres this restaurant that only serves brains
I understand monkeys and see myself in them
Primary schools should be teaching Instagram reel sketch comedy
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Drake responding to the allegations
Drake responds to Metro Boomin dropping a "BBL Drizzy" beat 💀 "You just cheffed a beat about my ass?"
No one is talking about Christmas right now but I guarantee when December rolls around, everyone will be 🙄
Probly gonna cop this
Oh my god a lacrosse player wrote a bad college essay everybody get in the bunker
Holy Christ the next preview of my standup show for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is May 29 at Comedy Bar in Toronto. With special guests Jackie Pirico and Ben Sosa-Wright! Tickets: tinyurl.com/yck9zwyp
damn only 1 bookmark.. y’all really arent jackin it to me huh
Confession: I am rooting for Drake to win the beef. Not out of liking Drake or wanting him to succeed, but in the sense that I simply cannot imagine how or why it could happen. It'd be like seeing a dog winning the Super Bowl
how my 30 yr old friend talks to me
Call me crazy but I feel like if a movie wins the most prestigious award in the country we shouldn’t be allowed to call it a hidden gem