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Not interested in challengers particularly as it happens to pretty much me every day. What strikes you as 'erotic' and 'aesthetic' is often commonplace and at times inconvenient to me.
so apparently people buy bridges and ship them to other countries? never occurred to me
i know it’s been said but the amount of people i know in entertainment who have risked and lost so much over the last six months. she called all gazans rapists and gets woman of the year. i’ll never get over it
i know it’s been said but the amount of people i know in entertainment who have risked and lost so much over the last six months. she called all gazans rapists and gets woman of the year. i’ll never get over it
i did watch all of velma 2 if you have any questions
can’t believe i failed my sleep score for this show
Had a wonderful time chatting with the great @elamin88 and the hilarious @theashleyray about the true story behind #BabyReindeer, the real Martha and the spot on depiction of the British open mic comedy scene on @CBC's Commotion today. Click to listen: cbc.ca/listen/live-ra…
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does anyone know when the root became so...idk, conservative? i've noticed a shift in the kinds of articles they publish and their tone. the root was browser homepage for a very long time and this article isn't the first time i've found myself squinting
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Enduring a type of ennui that only a last minute stay in a thoughtful well appointed boutique hotel can fix.
@theashleyray lol true. The color coding is clutch. I feel like with this I’d be thinking about my hair program all day
@theashleyray Gonna stick to the cecred fan bundle 😭😭
@theashleyray Nahhhh, I was doing stuff like this for years and my hair looked a hot mess! Keeping it real simple now and things are look 10x better.
@theashleyray Ashley we've seen your skin care grid dont act brand new!!
This is why the use of fire and handwashing are considered a revolutionary cultural phenomena for humankind: washing hands and cooking food kills pathogens that will end (y)our ass'. In short: Stop putting random shit in your mouths, you baby-brained monkey motherfuckers.
@NateSilver538 you are literally Nate silver. Forming half assed opinions based on clout is most of what you do now
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can yall PLEASE watch that man’s movie about poptarts so he’ll shut the fuck up leave us alone and go be rich
At this point I’m tired, I need someone with 3C/4A low porosity hair to tell me their routine. I’m exhausted damn it.
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Not interested in challengers particularly as it happens to pretty much me every day. What strikes you as 'erotic' and 'aesthetic' is often commonplace and at times inconvenient to me.
Awesome question phrasing
Massive support in the USA for an Israeli operation in Rafah According to a new survey by Harvard Harris
depression rates are higher among liberals and my interest in menswear stems from me using shopping to fill the horrifying void in me
Yes the menswear guy is a guy is a lib who makes fun of conservatives a lot, but it’s very funny how mad this makes online conservatives, like shouldn’t the expert on traditional tailoring be a conservative? Why can’t the online conservative ecosystem produce its own menswear guy
The most inactive people got the most active mouths about what organizing students should and should not be doing. Shut your face.
STUDENTS: DO NOT NEGOTIATE. DO NOT JOIN A COMMITTEE. THEY MUST DIVEST IMMEDIATELY. NOTHING LESS COUNTS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN IS NOT GIVE UP. 🪨🌱
People don’t actually want new and fresh voices, they just want to complain about the lack of it and look superior about complaining about it while not supporting it.