Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right. Joined March 2015-
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Police were quite literally throwing tables and pushing students down the stairs until one passed out. Inviting the NYPD onto campus at @Columbia University has both destroyed more property and endangered more people than the original occupation of the building.
This senior faculty member at @Columbia learned about NYPD entering campus from *student-run radio.* I still haven't been officially informed. Unless you count the text alert telling me to "shelter in place" and threatening "disciplinary action" for "non-compliance."
I can. I’m doing it right now it’s easy haha
I can. I’m doing it right now it’s easy haha
truly devastating how fragile some of yalls staunchly held principles are. the first amendment warriors. the democracy preachers. the freedom cherishers. every moral fiber eaten alive, first by thousands of dead children in gaza then by thousands of protesting kids in the us
The Democratic establishment is so fucked.
The Democratic establishment is so fucked.
“the right-wing thrives on demonstrating sneering contempt for student protests” -guy demonstrating sneering contempt for student protests
“the right-wing thrives on demonstrating sneering contempt for student protests” -guy demonstrating sneering contempt for student protests
"there are between 20 to 50 protesters in hamilton hall which is completely disproportionate to the police response we are seeing tonight." - brave student journalists on air just now @WKCRFM
"there are between 20 to 50 protesters in hamilton hall which is completely disproportionate to the police response we are seeing tonight." - brave student journalists on air just now @WKCRFM
Can’t wait for the president of Columbia University to tell my industry what’s good journalism at the Pulitzers next week. Try not to trip over any hogtied student journalists while collecting your award.
Can’t wait for the president of Columbia University to tell my industry what’s good journalism at the Pulitzers next week. Try not to trip over any hogtied student journalists while collecting your award.
After 24 hours, the Tulane-Loyola encampment is going strong. There's pizza, coffee, a lost and found, a literature table, a sign-making corner, and yahtzee. Student tents encircle a towering live oak. They've built a protective barrier around it with wooden pallets. However...
After 24 hours, the Tulane-Loyola encampment is going strong. There's pizza, coffee, a lost and found, a literature table, a sign-making corner, and yahtzee. Student tents encircle a towering live oak. They've built a protective barrier around it with wooden pallets. However... https://t.co/Sq8Ji7qR4N
Y’all. This is the notice of suspension that one of the UGA students received. I have redacted their name. But take a note of the timestamp. Email sent at 5:09 PM, they have to contact her office by 5:10 PM, or else they are suspended at 5:11 PM. You can’t make this up. 🤦🏼♀️
The moment at which @Columbia defined its own faculty as posing a threat to the safety of members of our community. An insult which dishonors only those making it!
doesn’t even care enough to keep track of the children israel more famously murdered, let alone the ones we will never hear about
doesn’t even care enough to keep track of the children israel more famously murdered, let alone the ones we will never hear about https://t.co/VW2PsOcTLl
NEW: ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS HAVE STUDENT GAZA SOLIDARITY PROTESTS 🤯
My latest for @guardian is about police violence at last night's Gaza protest in Jackson Square. On video, officers tase one woman who is running away, and another after she's already handcuffed. A witness described NOPD's "indiscriminate use of force:" theguardian.com/us-news/2024/a…
insane that columbia has locked down campus to everyone. no research, no books, no labs. no libraries, no medical services appointments, no studio or practice space. no lectures, no concerts. just the pure administrative university and its disciplinary power.
NOW: At least a thousand students at Columbia University are currently encircling the entire interior of campus in attempt to protect the ‘Gaza Solidarity Encampment,’ which was ordered to disperse by 2 PM
WKCR reporting that anybody in the encampment after 2pm who has a prior disciplinary record and is still in the camp will be expelled and arrested. University Senate is saying Columbia has declared a "state of emergency."
Incredible organization. Making a right wing provocateur *cry* simply by being silent is a hilarious win.
Incredible organization. Making a right wing provocateur *cry* simply by being silent is a hilarious win.
One of the main conservative arguments on Gaza is that it's ok to kill Palestinian civilians because they're not woke.
One of the main conservative arguments on Gaza is that it's ok to kill Palestinian civilians because they're not woke.
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CNN's @juliavargasj says she's slated to graduate from Columbia University on May 15 – "I have family coming from Brazil to come watch me walk across the stage" – but "is there a climate for celebration?"
WCKR cooking anderson cooper right now. i mean literally roasting him for reporting rumors
@JMfreespeech if youre so proud of your face why are you using a pic from 1996
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Per WKCR, NYPD is threatening journalism school students, professors, and even the dean with arrest if they leave Pulitzer Hall
The Democratic establishment is so fucked.
It will be interesting to learn how many of those arrested in Hamilton Hall at Columbia are actually students.
I don’t know how you can live in this world and be ok
it is somewhat shocking how routine it is for Zionists to publicly wish for protestors to be raped. I’ve literally never heard a pro-Palestine person wish that on a pro-Israel person
every protest should devolve into a sloppy orgy or they’re Islamists
The Community Guidelines at the George Washington University encampment are very much like what Hamas would want for them, especially “no sexual relationships” part.
the year I joined, a professor opened the Columbia welcome ceremony for new grad students with “ahh Columbia… a university that is less than the sum of its parts.” It’s the funniest and most incisive diagnosis I’ve ever heard and only gets better over time
the thing about everyone pivoting to substack is that 99% of journalists deeply need an editor, and deeply benefit from working together on stories
“I’m here to support the students, people expressing their opinions, & people of conscience expressing their views. And I think administration should drop all the charges against students arrested.” - #UGA professor of art Benjamin Britton, April 29 in Athens, GA (views his own)
we have created the worlds largest judgmental medieval village
i will never give away that information on here. i would sooner give my true name to a witch
It’s so maddening that there’s a class of deans, presidents, provosts—Gee, Diermeier, et al—who just get shuffled around from institution to institution, leaving trails of destruction which actually constitute their qualifications for the next position
@Very__Regular i love this line of attack that the protestors are not doing enough drugs or sex in the tents
@BrandyLJensen I read this this weekend because of your rec and it was such a good thing to read at a difficult moment
@helengalvinross @BrandyLJensen Since this dude is unusually fastidious about what words mean, “disciplinary consequences” are much more “a way of using force of a kind rather than reason to persuade others” than pitching a tent