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i had spicy beef noodle soup today and it was hittin. Please receive the following pic
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this passed for a joke 30 years ago but airdrop this gal into 2024 mountain view and she's cleaning up
This is my nasty cousin Keenan he has more edits to the wikipedia article on lactation than anyone. he collects vintage pornography and he is not allowed at family dinners
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This is my nasty cousin Dieter he is the best at finding hidden porno. Do NOT invite him over !!!
California is doing its best Hawaii impression right now. In a few weeks these hills will start turning brown and it'll be summer before we know it. Taken last weekend in the Diablo Range in central California. #cawx
This is my nasty cousin "Gasm" If he comes over tell him I'm not home !!!!!
seems funny to invest $100 billion in AI when me and the boys would gladly smash a couple six packs and write shit like this for free
the clit pussy and ass are all roughly in straight line so if you can find 2 just draw an imaginary line to locate the third
the clit pussy and ass are all roughly in straight line so if you can find 2 just draw an imaginary line to locate the third
Could similar recognition be extended to the family of Faraz Tahir — the Pakistani refugee who lost his life trying to protect Australians in the same incident? @AlboMP
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Heres a pic I took in 2012 of a joker eating chili out of the can
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
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man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
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andrew @intellegint
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Michael East | Writer.. @MichaelEWriter
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Joe Hill @JoeHill63888630
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 924 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
thomas violence @thomas_violence
85K Followers 2K Following I'm Mr @boontavista, Mr @twobitmovieclub and Mr BORLFF.
man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
andrew @intellegint
42K Followers 771 Following ICU nurse from Detroit in Denver. Art posts are my own. Listen to @e1podcast
Ed Zitron @edzitron
78K Followers 5K Following Newsletter https://t.co/D5qDgUKaNR - Better Offline Podcast - https://t.co/pUoGsuaQTw - Columnist Business Insider - CEO at https://t.co/5idt8AyPqr - Award-Winning Tech PR
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 935 Following
🇵🇸 timothy 🍉.. @crulge
51K Followers 4K Following Go down any road far enough and you'll come to a slaughterhouse, but keep going and you'll reach the sea. healthcare newsletter: https://t.co/2DvHaC24rj
Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
52K Followers 2K Following the dwarfing and leveling of the european man @WFYMradio @FortuneKit00
db @dogboner
72K Followers 336 Following
@DevonBitxxz @DevonBitxxz
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Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
25K Followers 702 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
Purplepingers @purplepingers
26K Followers 476 Following I hate real estate agents - join your union x
Friz Frizzle @FrizFrizzle
6K Followers 689 Following Comedian and writer for other, better comedians. Non-binary, autistic, poly, disabled and unapologetically queer.
Strip Club Reviews GO.. @stripgonewild
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G FLIP @gflipmusic
12K Followers 212 Following i drum, i sing, g'day mate DRUMMER is out now. Link in bio.
beer person @CantEverDie
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Jesse McLaren @McJesse
1.1M Followers 1K Following Board Certified Comedy Writer. Didn't pay for Twitter Blue, just cursed.
Mr. Crazygonuts @jon_mbajuice
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Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint
106K Followers 1K Following A collection of old photographs, historic newspaper clippings and assorted excerpts highlighting the parallels of past and present. https://t.co/J12Ubid7fr
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
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im megaspel? im megas.. @megaspel
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WIRES @WIRESWildlife
10K Followers 670 Following WIRES provides assistance for native Australian wildlife and the community across Australia 24-hours a day, 365 days a year via our Rescue line 1300 094 737
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
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Abigail Boyd @AbigailBoydMLC
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Katy Stoll @katystoll
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Dan Cohen @dancohen3000
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Leonardo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6
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5K Followers 2K Following 伶俐. Writer, localization & narrative - prev Gameranx, WWG. Sámi. Assistant narrative and localization on (redacted game.) Recovering exmo. Hobby: Waging war.
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angus @chimichangus
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Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer
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@fart Is she missing her left eye like me
It’s official. Hawai‘i is the first state to call for an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza.
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Oh sick, I forgot I put $2 on “Drew Carey forcefemmed by concert visuals” on a gambling website and apparently now I’m up $600,000,000
make fun of or scaremonger about AI all you want but this is a really fun way to engage with the past
the trolls love scrolling thru the "hidden replies" on my posts to see my exwife begging me to get all my pinball machines out of her garage
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Me and my first Severe Thunderstorm Warning! Yes, I printed it out! Look at my initials down at the bottom!!!!!!!! So freaking cool.
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