Mr. Crazygonuts @jon_mbajuice
jon samuels, from @friendship_tm and @2ndgradephilly, @MarkJLenderman + the wind, and @yowleryowler, always 1/3 of @dearliferecs jons.express Philadelphia, PA Joined December 2008-
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My depression has been getting better lately! Thats right it’s become stronger, more tenacious, harder to defeat, really improving on all fronts !😂😂 Folks let’s juice this joke, hit that mf like button!
My mom is a deadhead and my dad was a Zappa man. Birthed like an orc, I crawled out of a wood paneled basement covered in shag carpet. So it’s not all my fault that I’ve committed my life to something people don’t think should earn money (playing guitar & looking cool on stage)
In high school my friends teased me for being emo, mostly because I really enjoyed Foo fighters’ 2005 single The Best of You. Now everybody makes ‘emo’ music and none of it sounds like the Foo Fighters and tbis is the probably the main problem with the world right now
Sure anybody could do what I do, but the trick is that they’re not doing it and I am! [I’m informed that they are also doing it exactly like i am] Ah well,
Now listen here, nasa robot. Nobody asks me to sift through dust on Mars, so i would appreciate if you would not pass judgement on the coolness of potential band names. Stay in your lane!!
Now listen here, nasa robot. Nobody asks me to sift through dust on Mars, so i would appreciate if you would not pass judgement on the coolness of potential band names. Stay in your lane!!
I’m goofy as hell with a deep and genuine soul! I love traveling and adventures and im a spiritual gangsta with a heart of gold! I’d rather be in the woods and I’d rather stay in 😍 I love to eat and drink I’m the ceo of making things awkward 🤪 I am unknowable- Who am I?
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Took this video of ants earlier today without noticing the man sitting on his porch watching me. Had to tell him “There’s ants. Theyre going crazy down there”
✅ Single ✅ Irresponsible with money ❌ Loves going to Concerts ✅ Epic gentleman fashion sense and my DMs are open !
Cant think of one sorry 👍
Senator John Fuckerman SIR 🫡 I hope you suck eggs in hell!! Respectfully of course.
Senator John Fuckerman SIR 🫡 I hope you suck eggs in hell!! Respectfully of course.
the coolest part about quitting bud is waking up early and getting hyped up going crazy insane before noon!
I Have Been watching the TV program Newsradio on Roku and Tubi
😂 - Laughing 😍 - In Love 😚 - Kissing 😹 - Laughing (I’m a pussy) 😻 - In Love while (I’m a pussy) 😽 - Kissing while (I’m a pussy) Capice? Wow I just learned today that this is the original use! Comment below if youre snuggling up with Wifey or Hubby on da 💟Day
A fella used to be able to click any phrase on the explore tab and scroll for a second before he got the gist of it. Now, every member of every fandom juices a screencap from their chosen property with the trending phrase attached. Pic of two nameless characters kissing #DOWCRASH
Some times I find myself thinking computers’ thoughts. Like “I should text my cat”, thinking of checking my phone while holding my phone, or getting mad when I can’t find a picture of somebody online. That’s the internet acting through me like a cyborg, not good!
Delivery spot hit me with the Betterhelp napkins. Devastating. i thought it was a pretty normal order!
I Love Online Dating!! 😹😹
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LINUS: What's wrong Charlie Brown? CHARLIE BROWN: I'm fucked. I'm fucking sad and I just feel so fucked.
Dick Slessig Combo live at Zebulon , 4-26-24. youtu.be/jOw2dB5EMdg?si…
No matter what is happening in my life this is probably what I’m actually thinking
the guitar tone is fine. I like many different kinds of rock sounds. I like it big deal
This also applies to double bassists, naturally ;) Happy #SundayFunday folks.
@jon_mbajuice been there! It's really gettin' better! 😂
Sending in the police to beat the fuck out of your students so you can stay invested in the company that forgets to put about 15% of the rivets in every commercial plane they make
Hundreds showed up to protest @washu's ties to @Boeing amid the war in Gaza today. Now, as @erjlee documents, mass arrests have begun by campus and local police. Stay tuned to @stlpublicradio for more soon.
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The Cool Cloud Of Okayness is released to you everywhere today. ❤️🙏❤️ #sheridanriley #waltmcclements #megduffy #tarajaneoneil #orindalrecords #sweetdreamspress album.link/dbs7474ffdwtq
Neil Young back on Spotify and running a very aggressive marketing campaign.
Watching SpongeBob as a kid: Patrick what da hell Watching SpongeBob as an adult: oh my god I owe so many people so much money oh my god no nono I wish I could press a button and it would all be over im too much of a coward to do it any other way but if there was just a button
: ‘ ) i will b back in philly on june 5th to play with some really sweet friends who make v beautiful music :) i love philly smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh poems and songs are the same? Huh. Just curious if youve not heard the voice Imbue the word beyond legibility? If the page never Voyaged your mind where the voice dare not sojourn?
Ok. The “squatter” stories are starting to erk me. How is it that a squatter can use a legal loophole to steal your house but the owner has to find a legal loophole to throw them out? Society has found a new game to play?
divine experience- love the stranger on cd in a dodge grand caravan. rediscovery of an already beloved work. goes extra hard on the stretch of highway between Hamilton and Toronto.
Not only are they violent antisemites but they are illiterate as well. Not a single of these students bothered her.
took a selfie while i was over here to commemorate this nice normal weekend online in which i communicated with a lot of new friends who clearly regularly engage with contemporary poetry
@TheAlexSylvian I’ve tried watching like three times, and have no clue, but I’m also generally stupid and have a hard time following details