Jenks @TheLostBride
Welcome aboard the deep sea tourist submersible of my thoughts. He/Him. Bad Artist. Ok Vegan. "quintessentially British awkwardness" Joined January 2009-
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A local bar has astroturfed all surfaces in the toilets to stop people doing coke, and it's like having a piss as a Teletubby.
A local bar has astroturfed all surfaces in the toilets to stop people doing coke, and it's like having a piss as a Teletubby.
Do I have any Shakespeare experts who can help Johnny with his project?
Do I have any Shakespeare experts who can help Johnny with his project?
Opened a window to put a bug out and immediately a larger, more intimidating bug came in. ffs
For fans of the Hull Werewolf 👇⚪️🐩
I've been told my conception was something like that. That it involved at least one plane and some dogshit behaviour.
I've been told my conception was something like that. That it involved at least one plane and some dogshit behaviour.
We'd known this kid for YEARS, played with him, been to his house, eaten his mother's food. All that time, he was just waiting. And the thing is, despite what @PuffinBooks and Dahl will have you believe, his glass eye wasn't disgusting or upsetting, the way his mind worked was.
We'd known this kid for YEARS, played with him, been to his house, eaten his mother's food. All that time, he was just waiting. And the thing is, despite what @PuffinBooks and Dahl will have you believe, his glass eye wasn't disgusting or upsetting, the way his mind worked was.
Godzilla 2.
The twits at @PuffinBooks reminded me of this one time at school. In the playground, having a lovely time, when a kid said, "Hey, watch this," then took his glass eye out. Thing is, none of us knew he had a glass eye. Kids were running and screaming like it was a terror attack.
The Conservatives' social media manager was waking up naked and in the woods this morning, surrounded by empty cans, thinking, "Boy, I hope I didn't tweet anything really stupid," and the @PuffinBooks social media wonk was like, "Here, hold my eyeball..."
One of my local binmen has a strange compulsion, and I know this because I've watched him over several weeks (I have compulsions too). He has to pick his nose and wipe it on every bin he collects and takes to the truck. HOW DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH SNOT FOR EVERY BIN ON THE ROUTE?
Someone at Tory HQ is delighted that their "second best Britain" post got attention, in the same way my dad's old cellmate used to smear his own shit on the walls.
I highly doubt we'd win an armed conflict with Iceland, the store.
This looks like one of those shit DVDs you see sold at Poundland.
The SECOND most POWERFUL country??? Are you out of your fucking mind?
I suspect we'll be able to tell quite quickly whether Liz Truss has written her new book herself or used AI to create it.
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The flood wouldn't get them again.
In six words or fewer, write a story about this picture. 👀🏠 #WritingCommunity #sixwordstory #amwriting #ChallengeAccepted #MondayMorning #House
The amount of people quoting this with ‘me and who 😍’ tells me that Greek Mythology is out of vogue because this is the r*pe of Cassandra by Ajax the Lessar when she’s ripped from the temple of Athena — arguably one of the most harrowing stories in the canon. Even if you weren’t…
@_EvelynHollow Listening to #DivineMight, by the wonderful @officialnhaynes currently. Her works have made look at Greco-Roman myth very differently from the sanitised children's versions I grew up reading, and watching. Jason and the Argonauts is still a fantastic film though
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today because of woke" motherfucker have you *seen* It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?!?
What idiot called it "constipation" and not "I've shitten off more than I can poo"?
Feisty Robin and sleepy pigeon Monday.
I don't believe the British people have the same taste for cruelty that Rishi Sunak believes they do.
Told my GP about my PhD funding and she promptly went “well no pressure but that means you have to stick around to finish it” lmao
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My friend in San Francisco who rescues creatures has named a feral cat after me. Not yet captured. In his words, she's matted, talkative, and only comes out at night. American Juliet has my heart.
I read a news report the other day about Petalophyllum ralfsii - Petalwort, a rare liverwort found at just 7 sites in the UK, Dawlish Warren being one of them. So I went there to look... & found conservationists looking in the exact spot. What are the chances?! #petalwort
@SeanMcGuire92 @McindoeSue @TheLostBride I hadn’t seen this, thank you! Both amazing. It is good to see the spiritual needs of the nation’s insects and birds at last being accommodated. 😊🐭🙏
@tonescurr @TheLostBride Surely Franciscans?
Take me to snurch