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Not here any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈#adhd #ocd #queer London & Liverpool Joined February 2009-
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Hey @leaderonlineUK since I spent nearly £600 with you, I'd like to know where my flooring is. Was supposed to be delivered yesterday, and I've now also paid for the wasted time of an installer. No response on phone or email.
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This is the straightest thing I've read in a while
c*des for the other place available if you've not snagged one yet
Twitter London hive mind: anyone used a specialist worktop fitter they would recommend? Particularly for routing draining channels/undermount sink. Ta.
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back on twitter just to say holy god
What a little shit Rishi Sunack is. If you’re not banning conversion ‘therapy’ - aka torture - after 13 yrs and 5 promises to do so, then obvs you think it’s ok. The Conservatives are the party of homophobes, transphobes and racists - despite the mugs who act as window dressing
Been thinking a lot about this. I fear things are going to get worse. We've already seen Jenrick focus on removing visas from people who protest. I can see the criminalisation of migrants being ramped up, and the weaponisation of hostility entrenched further as Government policy.
Been thinking a lot about this. I fear things are going to get worse. We've already seen Jenrick focus on removing visas from people who protest. I can see the criminalisation of migrants being ramped up, and the weaponisation of hostility entrenched further as Government policy.
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@EnglishGeorge25 Didn’t quite understand most of that. I’m guessing your a foreigner with English as a second language trying to make England look bad.
@Shiwon_NZ_Ao Take him - it’s an irregular wound over a joint with some edges not approximating well. Leaving it to the morning will make it harder to manage
@PartyRothwell @BBCNews The Heathrow to Cockfosters line? You've not really thought this one through, have you? Reckon most people complaining don't even use the underground on a daily basis. The destination names are still the same, aren't they.
@IssyIssyIssyOi @networkrail Standing up for women and lesbians by writing “no” under a pillar that has the lesbian pride flag on it
@GunnerTeta @Univers99618787 @InternetH0F I can literally only do one of those things at a time. How am I supposed to shower and dry off at the same time…?
he paid for his ticket the same as everyone else and would thank you to mind your own business
@YesMissMurphy Sarcastic response to thank them for confirming in writing that they are descriminating against your religion and beliefs, and you've passed it to your solicitor for their case file. And follow it up with asking them to confirm their public liability and legal insurance cover.
@DeanRed123 Most council staff are so stupid they’ll probably each think they put it there. It looks lovely. I’m tempted to ask what will happen if I change the appearance of the door for 3 weeks? Is it scary? Will somebody die?
Cute aren’t they
This was 5:30 in the AFTERNOON. They’ve obviously come from an event and so fucking what. They’re not doing anything wrong. Sorry you can’t get home for another 30 mins. Get a coffee and chill the fuck out.
@Jontafkasi @fesshole I had a search, I think it must've been this one in reply to @soapachu. I knew I'd read it before.
@soapachu @rustymoon88 I like that we’ve all come together on this, united as connoisseurs. Twitter was beautiful again for one shining moment courtesy of Findus.
@custard71 Exactly! With beans, crack it open and let em mix as a little treat. Magnificent.
You know when you shiver and people say someone walked over your grave? I just had the same thing, only it happened when I had a quick stray thought that I’d absolutely destroy a plate of turkey dinosaurs and findus crispy pancakes. What does it mean?
Chemo, surgery and now radiotherapy all done lads, just immunotherapy left. Cancer is a bastard so the treatment needs to be even worse. Obviously we are not discussing my grey regrowth but after being bald I’ll take it. Oh and happy Christmas from my hospital in mid Nov 👍🏼
@soapachu I’ve just followed you on Bsky now I’ve got a code…
I get so fucked off with this shit. None of this is true. I’m embarrassed to be the same generation as these twats.