Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew
The paperback edition of ‘Anti Social’ is out now. Buy it, why don’t you? linktr.ee/AntiSocialBook Joined April 2010-
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Imagine MPs had to do a 50-page form every 12mths to prove they were still an MP & a Parliament P60 was ignored & untrained staff asked why they thought they were an MP & they got turned down if they’d not been in the Commons recently & at the end they got 1/10th of their salary.
Mel Stride “We owe that to the millions of people who rely upon it and to the hard-working people whose taxes underpin it”. I think you’ll find a lot of PIP claimants are or have been “hard-working taxpayers”. You frothing helmet.
Lord save us from bloviating MPs & columnists - whose idea of a hard day’s work is nodding off in Parliament after a large subsidised lunch or typing for a couple of hours - farting their brains about the evils of idleness.
Knew it wouldn’t take long for someone to try and make political capital out of an awful murder
Knew it wouldn’t take long for someone to try and make political capital out of an awful murder
Ballsy talk from a bloke nudging sixty who’s staring down the barrel of unemployment himself in a few months’ time. He’d last a week on the cart before phoning in sick.
Ballsy talk from a bloke nudging sixty who’s staring down the barrel of unemployment himself in a few months’ time. He’d last a week on the cart before phoning in sick.
“So you support central government giving local authorities more money so they can employ more street cleaners?” “No, hang on…”
Maybe they got rid of Mark Lawrenson from MOTD because he always looked like he’d been forced to sit in a caravan in Rhyl and browse through a book of beige carpet samples at knifepoint. Or maybe it was Woke? Who can say?
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
While it’s useful to see the financial contribution the arts / the BBC makes to the UK, I wish we lived in a society where this, or libraries or a humanities degree or a piece of public art were seen as having intrinsic value that didn’t need a £ value to justify its existence.
While it’s useful to see the financial contribution the arts / the BBC makes to the UK, I wish we lived in a society where this, or libraries or a humanities degree or a piece of public art were seen as having intrinsic value that didn’t need a £ value to justify its existence.
Basically
If you’re going to electioneer, at least have the good grace to call an election.
If you’re going to electioneer, at least have the good grace to call an election.
Given the abuse charities face whenever they say anything that could be construed as even vaguely political, imagine the strength of feeling Mind must have to be compelled to post this.
Either the cows here are tiny or the dairy farmers are massive. #LifeInCostaRica
It’s about time epileptics such as myself got up, fell down, got up, blacked out and stood up for ourselves. Rishi Sunak deserves a medal for bravely standing up to the sick, disabled and terminally ill.
‘The ordinary difficulties of life’ is exactly what the government is meant to support people through. The expectation of what a benefits system can & should be has been so denuded that any payment is viewed as largesse we should be grateful for rather than their duty to provide
Tory rebels plan 100-day ‘policy blitz’, then.
When you forget to log into your burner account to reply to your main one
Seriously, the sooner an election flushes away that slab-faced droning pub bore like the grey, racist fucking turd he is, the better.
This isn’t a dog whistle or culture wars or saying the quiet bit out loud, this is full-throated, unambiguous bigotry. Lee’s little Partridge-esque disclaimer notwithstanding. This what Reform stands for. This is who they are and this is who Lee is. And it’s disgusting.
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@Nick_Pettigrew I like to think Bennett would have bought a bit more colour to the role had he written Lawro 😀
@Nick_Pettigrew @fourfoot “Hello, and welcome to this week’s edition of ‘Never Ever Ever Bloody Anything’. In this episode, the boys tackle Albanian toilet wine”.
@Nick_Pettigrew Although they blotted their copybook by signing in under the names “Jeff the Bastard and Chimp Hitler.” and writing Losers 2-5 underneath.
@Nick_Pettigrew Ha. Amazing telly though. 38 percent of the budget fucked on cans and “nice crisps” on day 1
@Nick_Pettigrew @nalaknip @fourfoot Was trying to get a pay and display ticket in Swindon centre but had no money and there was no signal. It was only former president of Indonesia Suharto behind me and he gave me a couple of quid. 'All these bloody parkin' apps I don't know!' he said and we both laughed. Nice chap
@Nick_Pettigrew Such beautiful birds. I’m really hoping to visit Costa Rica next year, it’s my dream destination.
@Nick_Pettigrew Reminds me… really must do a Toucan Gesture card :) I designed one years ago and never quite got around to it. Give you three guesses what the “gesture” is :)
By popular demand because he’s a very popular pussycat. Pete prints coming soon…
@Nick_Pettigrew South London. Toucan play at that game.
@Nick_Pettigrew Toucans are such beautiful birds, but they sound like The Predator and that must be absolutely terrifying for you living in the jungle.
@unklerupert @martin_carr @davidclewis @TallulahMiggins @Nick_Pettigrew @danwaddell @EatMyHalo @TheSueDenym @davidcorway @anneliese_midge @ChrisHewittLFC @hrcastor @BibiLynch @timjonze @kirstofcomms @twoexfortyfive Well, friends. I’m off for a walk in the woods (healthy coping mechanism) followed by the pub (a less healthy but perhaps more necessary coping mechanism). See you all next week for this torture that we voluntarily put ourselves through. 😬
I know how he feels. I might join him.
@Nick_Pettigrew I'm currently reading your book Nick. It's absorbing, worrying, and entertaining 👍
@Nick_Pettigrew Thing is, I couldn't think of any non nature things cos...Yalta probably did end with smack...
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