Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale
IIllustrator | Commissions: [email protected] infinitebacon.com Norwich Joined May 2011-
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Pete Products are here! I’ll donate 10% of Pete sales to Pawpurrs Halfway House so they can continue their amazing work and help other cats like Pete. gailmyerscough.co.uk/pete-the-cat pawpurrs.org.uk
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@tokyosexwhale Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Storm trooper mugs be like..
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. x.com/Gazmond/status…
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. x.com/Gazmond/status…
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Looking at my worst. Don't mind me...
Looking at my worst. Don't mind me...
I'll be off to the post office in an hour or so. Still time to order a MARVIN signed by MARVIN himself @DavidLearner1 They're already trimmed, signed and numbered, so it's just a case of popping them in an envelope. If you'd like one please order here infinitebacon.com/shop/p/signedm…
Just got a reminder of this photo of my lovely (now deceased) cat.
Went down a bat-shit conspiracy theory rabbit hole that states when Trump wears a red tie, that’s the real Trump but when he wears a blue tie, that’s the fake Trump.
It’s my print and post day today! Please get any orders in before 2pm and I’ll make sure your print order goes out today. Thank you!
It’s my print and post day today! Please get any orders in before 2pm and I’ll make sure your print order goes out today. Thank you!
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Thanks so much for all the RTs, that's lovely of you! I also have a couple of spaces left for commissions. Feel free to DM for a quote. Thank you! x.com/tokyosexwhale/…
Thanks so much for all the RTs, that's lovely of you! I also have a couple of spaces left for commissions. Feel free to DM for a quote. Thank you! x.com/tokyosexwhale/…
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I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here.
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@tokyosexwhale that's fairly mild and well known. the stronger variant is the fake trump doesn't fall asleep/fart/shit himself in public.
@tokyosexwhale Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Storm trooper mugs be like..
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whats your “THE” photo of a character behind the scenes
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@tokyosexwhale Fake people conspiracies are my favourite. Like Avril Lavigne I get, but how tf are you going to find another Trump shaped human?
@tokyosexwhale You are on 69 retweets. Nice. I'm about to ruin it. x
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