bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept Joined June 2011-
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Serbian Satsuma Complex cover... my favourite yet
BRAND NEW FESTIVE GONE FISHING TONIGHT BBC2 9:00pm
New festive Gone Fishing Tommorow night on bbc2...Mystic Wilf came along but didn't make the Final Cut #outake
Taster of our Hogmanay special. Next Friday on BBC2! #gonefishing #hogmanay #BBC2
ICYMI, @RealBobMortimer has been named the winner of the 2023 Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize and will have a pig named after his winning book, The Satsuma Complex: bit.ly/40XgYTW @EverymansLib
Just finished reading the fantastic #Thesatsumacomplex by @RealBobMortimer lots of twists and turns, great characters, loved it 🍊🐿
@RealBobMortimer just finished The Satsuma Complex and it was superb. Tears of joy actually. Well done and congratulations. PS. I don’t like pie sorry x
Just finished @RealBobMortimer’s Satsuma Complex, I massively recommend everyone to read it it’s incredible, I hereby to pledge to read everything Bob Mortimer from here on out, the most five enjoyed a book in years
Very chuffed about this..most unexpected ...I will celebrate with a cauliflower cheese (packet sauce) .. theguardian.com/books/2023/nov…
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You can buy both my books here as a discount fun pack amazon.co.uk/Mortimer-Colle…
I really hope @RealBobMortimer is close to finishing his next book as I’ve just finished The Satsuma Complex and absolutely loved it. It’s brilliantly written, fantastically funny and overall a very, very good book. #SatsumaComplex
@RealBobMortimer Just finished the satsuma complex, loved it , thank you very much!
@RealBobMortimer The Satsuma Complex. Thank you so much for a cracking book. I will never look at a squirrel in quite the same way.
Listening to @RealBobMortimer s book Satsuma Complex. I thought it'd be just funny. I didn't expect it to be so suspenseful. Couldn't sleep last night for wondering what was going to happen. Assume it's a nod to Clockwork Orange. I hope he is well.
Bob & Paul are celebrating six years of #GoneFishing tonight at 9pm on BBC2. It’s the final episode of the series and a lovely nostalgic end. Paul has a gift for Bob… but what will it be?
Last episode of the new series of Gone Fishing 9:00pm BBC2 tonight Quite a poignant one if ever such a thing could exist.
BRAND NEW GONE FISHING TONIGHT... BBC2 ..9:00pm
BRAND NEW GONE FISHING.. Tonight BBC2 9:00pm #TedsParty
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@RealBobMortimer just listened to your audiobook ‘The Satsuma Complex’ hilarious and really captivating. Anyone that’s not heard/read it go do so… it’s brilliant!
Just finished @RealBobMortimer ‘s ‘The Satsuma Complex’ - a brilliant read and an addictive writing style!!
📚🍊 Loved reading ‘The Satsuma Complex’ by @RealBobMortimer 🕵️♂️ A delightful blend of Notting Hill charm and the gripping intrigue of an LJ Ross mystery. 🌟 Highly recommend for fans of witty whodunits! #BookRecommendation 📖✨
I had The Satsuma Complex on audiobook & it was great.But I felt it would be a better read - Bob’s use of language reminds me of Douglas Adams- it’s like reading poetry and there are passages and phrases you just want to read again and again because they are just perfect.
I'm currently listening to The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer on @audible_com . I've never listened to an audio book that has made me laugh so hard 🤣
I’ve now listened to The Satsuma Complex by @RealBobMortimer twice, and there will be a third at some point. Even if you’ve read the book, you should listen to the audio book for the full experience 👍🏻 audible.co.uk/pd/B0B5Y42LPH?…
Why do we get Earworms? Why does your brain insist on playing the same piece of music again and again, even if we don't like it? I made an effort to explain it, via that 'video' medium the kids are all into these days #earworms #music #brains #science vm.tiktok.com/ZGefAdSAn/
Finished the satsuma complex by @RealBobMortimer. Fantastic book which had me howling in public to myself which always guarantees odd looks
Finished @RealBobMortimer's ace novel The Satsuma Complex last night. Really well constructed, with relatable characters and I particularly liked the protagonist, as I'm also called Gary and meet a lot of squirrels on my walks. The plot gripped me like a pair of Parsnip Trousers.
@yourmindmyheart Currently reading The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer- funny and intriguing I’ll try to leave your toes unflattened 😂
Just finished what is undoubtedly my new favourite book I've ever read and I don't use that word lightly. It was so witty and the plot was just brilliant 🍊 The Satsuma Complex by (the hilarious) Bob Mortimer gets 5 out of 5 from me!!!
I realise I am late to the party but the book The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer is bloody incredible
@GobironRyan You should read his book, The Satsuma Complex if you haven’t. It’s so wonderful.
Hoping for a on screen adaptation of The Satsuma Complex by @RealBobMortimer - feel like it has a lot of potential for a good watch as well as a great read
@RealBobMortimer just finished reading The Satsuma Complex very quirky & many laugh out loud moments...well done & thank you 👏👏🐿️😁
The Satsuma Complex 🍊 is a phenomenally weird and wonderful. One of the best books I’ve ever read, excellently written @RealBobMortimer
73) The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer. Turns out that as well as being funny, he can write well too. Get the audiobook for added laughs - plenty of recognisable voices from Athletico Mince.
Reading ‘The Satsuma Complex’ by Bob Mortimer. It’s a murder mystery littered with Bob’s trademark, surrealistic humour. It’s a *very* unsettling combination.
I enjoyed The Satsuma Complex by @RealBobMortimer My two takeaways for what it’s worth - I visualised Grace being played by 80’s era Maureen Lipman, & the phrase ‘You’re such a shithouse’ is in danger of entering my everyday vocabulary
Just finished reading the satsuma complex. Absolutely brilliant book. I do hope there's a second one.
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