trouteyes @trouteyes
strugglnig writer biggreenbookshop.com/index.php?sear… order my kids books from Joined July 2009-
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I ask all my friends to listen to Brian Ferry on my behalf because (wait for it) I’m an enormous fan of PROXY MUSIC
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GROOVE NOT IN HEART AT ALL. GROOVE MOSTLY IN ARMS, LEGS, AND BATTY.
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Gary Neville definitely keeps an eye on the plates being brought out of the kitchen in a restaurant so he can say "this is ours, I think"
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CANNOT WAIT To get my hands on this ❤️
CANNOT WAIT To get my hands on this ❤️
WHO IS WHO IS THE WHO IS WHO IS THE WHO IS WHO IS THE WHO IS THE BOSS OF YOU
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A reminder that if the young Michael Gove had been a character in Grange Hill he’d have been trampled to death by the school donkey.
If Eddie Murphy doesn't refer to his auld fella as The Nutty Professor, then what's the point of anything.
So woke. They'll be feeding them next and giving them libraries.
So woke. They'll be feeding them next and giving them libraries.
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He wore a raspberry beret. The kind you wear for a lengthy conk bob.
Feel free to sit under any of my trees, ooh, and there are some strawberries round the back. Help yourself if you get peckish.
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@trouteyes Have you seen the new Linda Thompson record, and will you be requesting royalties...?
"What do we want?" "Autocorrect to stop making us look stupid by changing simple words in our texts." "When do we want it?" "Not!"
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Amy Winehouse being iconic backstage at the 2008 Brit Awards
Here's the wonderful Jakob Wegelius, author of one of the best kids' books of recent years, talking about ideas. And how not to wear them out. For the full interview check out the latest episode of 'The Wind Thieved Hat' richardholman.com/wind-thieved-h… #inspiration @nicolakidsbooks
@trouteyes @chrismouldink Goes straight into pre order list!
A really depressing article about deeply unpleasant stuff going down at BrewDog. The message is clear: drink somewhere (and/or something) else.
Female workers at BrewDog Waterloo detail their experiences of sexism, misogyny and how they made to feel stupid if they wanted to report predatory behaviour davidjesudason.substack.com/p/brewdog-wate…
@trouteyes I'm currently having heart problems. I was genuinely hoping it was just groove based. That's pissed all over my chips.
THERE’S A BEACH IN MY PANTS set to become a family classic. 🏖️
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@FootyTone I want to hear this audio @FA_PGMOL
@trouteyes I made up a joke in a dream last night. Which Cowboy embarrasses women the most? Lee van Queef.
The standard of refereeing in this country is a cause for concern. What even is the ref blowing for here? Gakpo should have netted but he’s too respectful.
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