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you have to love the political technique of proudly announcing grand policies and then gradually realising how shit they are
you have to love the political technique of proudly announcing grand policies and then gradually realising how shit they are
2 clicks and 11 more characters to type this than to just google stormzy
2 clicks and 11 more characters to type this than to just google stormzy
miss old school newsnight with paxman where he'd politely welcome you to the show but his eyebrows were saying fuck off
anyway, vote for socialism where the government manages billion pound industries
the british are giving donald tump what for by applauding him and being nice but little does he know we're doing it imperceptibly passive aggressively
difficult for italians in court because the mouth can lie but the face and the fingers cannot
difficult for italians in court because the mouth can lie but the face and the fingers cannot
getting my thoughts and prayers out of the old thoughts and prayers drawer so I can have them again
welcome to this tweet, please read it carefully as our options have changed!
c'est comme une flan mal
hea not the prime minister of yemen he's a very naughty boy
hea not the prime minister of yemen he's a very naughty boy
[trinity test explodes] oppenheimer: I am become death, dest everyone else there: fucking hell that's awesome oppenheimer: i said I am become everyone else: bob mate look at that bang you've done oppenheimer: I am trying to do a quote everyone else: *running around doing bangs*
great taylor swift is getting married so that's another present to buy do you reckon she's got an air fryer

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