Dan Douglas @dandouglas
obscene low follower count boy youtube.com/user/danieldou… London via Tyneside Joined February 2009-
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immensely satisfying moment on the bus there with Kitty, we were six stops away and she asked how long it’d take. i guessed eight minutes, set a timer, we counted down the last minute out loud and the bus doors opened at precisely 00:00. felt like a god
THE BOYS: were watching the mr bean episode where you can see his ass. get over here ME: cant. wifes making me watch mr beans holiday (2007)
since bean content is proving popular i just gotta say that the best baked beans i’ve ever had in my life were at the bus cafe in margate, i think they refry them or something cos they were deliciously smoky and sweet and elevated in a way that practically had me applauding
students are protesting genocide not because they care about senseless death but because they’re doing it to annoy me, the most important opinion columnist in the world
do i have to join the police to be able to do this or can i just be like an outside contractor. i mean frankly they don’t even have to pay me, i’ll put hours of this in for free just for the mental health benefits
do i have to join the police to be able to do this or can i just be like an outside contractor. i mean frankly they don’t even have to pay me, i’ll put hours of this in for free just for the mental health benefits
tories/labour/pam from the office they’re the same picture
tories/labour/pam from the office they’re the same picture
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The replies to this are an insane indictment of car culture gone mad in this country. Absolutely mad post-truth idiocy. 20mph saves lives. That's it.
On the same day they are proposing to replace PIP with vouchers, I don’t trust them with this one bit.
On the same day they are proposing to replace PIP with vouchers, I don’t trust them with this one bit.
Tom Usher @tom_usher_
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before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages
@dandouglas @Christi51596577 Nah, it was campbells soup he framed in those pictures , not heinz beans!
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🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards, he said: "I disagree".
@dandouglas Maybe the bus driver overheard, and it was them flexing all along 👀
@dandouglas Don't forget he has a heated swimming pool at home we pay for.. we don't even get to use it in summer...
@dandouglas still think it's a disgrace that he's the richest prime minister we've ever had too
@dandouglas This beans and sausages thread is one of the most oddly compelling things I've read in a long time.
@dandouglas Look at you getting the bus. Privileged much?
@dandouglas imagine being a god and your power is to predict bus schedules tho
@dandouglas I have no idea how your tin of beans appeared on my timeline (I'm glad it did tbf), but for an equally balanced bunch try mentioning rail fares 🤯
Wouldn’t get published today, because of woke
Brian Cox says the Bible is “one of the worst books ever” bit.ly/3WiONyk
@dandouglas If you have SPD with ASD it's not as easy as just buying a cheaper brand. Especially if the branded items are all you've ever known. It's so scary how much food shopping is now. I can't eat varieties because of how different the texture is. I'd end up starving.
@dandouglas There are people who have never BEEN in a Sainsbury's....and you're in there, photographing BEANS?
@dandouglas Dan this is amazing news I am LITERALLY on a train to Margate right now
love having those 'god I wish the baby would go to sleep so I could look at photos of him in peace' moments
luckily now she’s taken it down people will definitely stop talking about it
Barbra Streisand asks Melissa McCarthy if she took Ozempic in now-deleted comment: “Give him my regards did you take Ozempic?”