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@fasc1nate Mr. T on David Letterman (1982)
Kids definitely got it Just the right amount of childishness and the confidence to stretch the sketches
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Buncey regales the audience with the story tosh Lyon’s who did all the ceilings in Monaco but fell foul of the whole lead in the paint
Buncey regales the audience with the story tosh Lyon’s who did all the ceilings in Monaco but fell foul of the whole lead in the paint
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‘As someone earning minimum wage, I considered renting a one bedroom flat in London for 1,800 pounds a month, but in the end a tent on the street was just a better lifestyle choice for me.’
Falling face forward into the cake no longer an option #changes #turnandfacethestrange
Falling face forward into the cake no longer an option #changes #turnandfacethestrange
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Just found about ‘the red arrows’ who I saw live as a child more times than Peter Hook has said the word ‘Hacienda’ squinting through the clouds with a 🍦 on the go I just feel numb
Zero recollection
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my lovely train journey on @LNER today was made even better by another re run of the genius of @simonday as Brian Pern #BringbackThotch
Get well ❤️🩹
Take a good lawyer even to ‘preliminary chats’ Anthony
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Terrible news about cartoonist Tony Husband. Sending love to his family x
Terrible news about cartoonist Tony Husband. Sending love to his family x
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Just remembered this and laughed.
@simonday Thanks for stopping for a photo. Loved the show!
I’m sorry, but Glastonbury has peaked already.
Imagine a world where we fucking hated Sam
James Corden Auditioned For Sam In Jackson's “Rings” Trilogy darkhorizons.com/corden-auditio…
@simonday The trailer is....well. cringeingly watchable 🤣🤣🤣
“It’s in Gareth Southgate’s own hands”……… yep! That’s what I’m fucking worried about! #ENGWAL 🏴
@simonday Southgate never gonna be brave enough to make changes earlier, meaning taking Kane off , poor performance from 9 of the lads tonight,
I so miss mum and dad 😞
@simonday Partly my fault. I'd interviewed Steve for the wireless on eve of fightq played the hypnosis no pain stuff to Chris and he flipped. He told Barry Hearn fight was off and, for several hours it was!!!
For the chance to win a set of the NEW Eric Bristow darts range, simply like and re tweet. Winner will be selected on Friday 19th March. Good luck !!!
@simonday He will be at juventus by then .then you can use this one
Just because.
They never thought people who filmed the attacks on 9/11 with their JVC handycam would post it to social media years later. There were NEVER any planes, share this everywhere.
@simonday i remember now the unlikely place I last saw poet Geoffrey Allerton - it was opening for Barry Adamson at the Queen Elizabeth Hall.
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Just played tennis. Probably shouldn’t have worn black 😂
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