Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson
BERSERKER! Out now. waterstones.com/book/berserker… Joined December 2010-
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Only a picture of Tony Visconti - the legendary producer of most of the albums I own - and look at the videos on his shelf, the ones behind his left ear!
So both main parties immediately reject EU’s proposal for a youth mobility scheme. What a state we’re in. Slamming doors in our own faces because better opportunities and closer cooperation with our own continent isn’t brexity enough. What a stupid little place they’ve made us.
Does the FA not understand the quintessential joy of the part-time, bloody-minded, pie-eating postman sticking it to the big club? That forcing a replay is as good as a win, and can save a club from going under? In a competition that is the envy of the world.
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Great that they checked them in the right order. Imagine how foolish they'd look if they'd triple checked them first.
“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids”
“Show me a child who doesn’t want to hear a story and tell it back. We put them through a utility education and say that the arts are a luxury. The arts develop our natural creativity. If creativity is a luxury, then being human is a luxury.” Jeanette Winterson, being brilliant.
The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
I'm doing a raffle. Tickets are just £2 each. All the money raised is going on books for St Paul of the Cross Primary, in Warrington. You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. Details HERE. biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-excl… PLEASE RT (thanks)
For World Book Day I’m dressing up as Adrian Edmondson from ‘Beserker!’ - apparently it’s a) brilliant, and b) still in the shops.
'So much of the Budget has leaked out that it has completely ruined the element of disappointment' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
Guardian says that representatives of Iris Apfel, who has died at the age of 102, did not give ‘cause of death’. Er….
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That incessantly jaunty ukulele-and-whistling type music they put on every 'how to' and 'life style' video... can we just not have it?
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@AdrianEdmondson I really liked the 'are you ready to rock' chapter. I'm gonna practice them barre chords til me fingers bleed.
@AdrianEdmondson And I have to say too - coming with schoolfriends to see you and Rik in 'Godot' a long time ago. Splendid. Our whole family are fans of yours. Jennifer once did a superb impression of my mum! (cease fangirl mode, sorry).
@AdrianEdmondson Loving Tony’s taste in comedy! Also your Out to Lunch with him was superb. 👍
@AdrianEdmondson as someone who was such a fan growing up that I even bought the How To Be A Complete Bastard computer game - I recall trying to get an avatar to fart onto a potted plant, continuously - reading Berserker was a profound joy. Thanks for ‘doing you’ as they say.
@andywatson8 @AdrianEdmondson Not being very p.c. here ;-)
@AdrianEdmondson @KarlOB1980 @Arsenal @ManUtd @OfficialECFC My reply was essentially a rebuttal to the spursy blaming Utd & arsenal for the downfall. I, and pretty much every Utd fan I know, like being drawn away in cups, but as per, it’s the suits & broadcasters that get their way. Sad situation.
@AdrianEdmondson Just like ECFC Ade look what it did for us!
@goldchannel @AdrianEdmondson My Dad passed away in 2022 aged 81. A couple of months before he died I was talking to my Mum on the phone. I could hear him laughing in the background, I asked what he was laughing at. "He's watching Bottom" came the reply! 😂😂😂
Heartwarming, cathartic evening watching #BottomExposed Rik & Ade have been in my life since I can remember. I lost my dad when I was 4 and one of the few fuzzy memories I have is of him doing the Ade laugh. ❤️ @AdrianEdmondson
@AdrianEdmondson Just wanted to say I read this in one whole day last Sunday. Really enjoyed it, although it doesn’t seem right to say I enjoyed reading about your school days. Such awful times. But anyway, thank you for making me laugh lots and bringing such joy into my life. X
I’ve just finished this, a gift from my sister. It’s rather wonderful and I loved reading every page. In fact, I raced through it. The sections on childhood trauma and boarding school beatings are tough to take. Such unnecessary cruelty. But all beautifully told and written.
What are you reading? JB recommends Tilly and the Time Machine by @AdrianEdmondson. He says it is 'funny', 'adventurous' and 'silly', gives it 9/10 and says it should be read by (or to) everyone! 📚 #ChooseTheWilmAcad #TheWilmAcadRfP #goodreads #Year4
@AdrianEdmondson I listened to this all through the night when I couldn't sleep. I can report that this book is not a cure for insomnia - you'll stay awake til the end. Thanks Ade for a brilliant insight into your life x
I've realised from reading this book that child one is a berserker! Something else he has inherited from me.I too assumed everyone had those thoughts, surprised to learn they don't. I may need to look into this stoicism business.This book is laugh out loud funny @AdrianEdmondson
From one swedish viking to another - thanks @AdrianEdmondson for the great read. I usually don’t read biographies but this one was something special.
An elegant Roman drinking cup. Translucent cobalt blue glass with contrasting coloured decoration. One of a pair made about 2,000 years ago. The Met. Photo my own. metmuseum.org/art/collection… #Archaeology