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Hugh Grant retweeted
Greater Manchester Police chief Stephen Watson, who unexpectedly reopened the investigation into Angela Rayner’s addresses, spoke at the last Tory conference. The appearance raised questions about his political impartiality, as since the event he's garnered Tory support for…
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Hugh Grant retweeted
How Europe sees us... from Danish newspaper Information. "Who Killed Great Britain? Britain is a country in economic, political and moral crisis. Information has traveled to London to look for the roots of British decay." In this thread, a translated summary.
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I hope everyone under 30 will show their disgust at this blank refusal by both major parties to give our youth the joy of mobility in Europe. Craven surrender to a minority of ageing Europhobes.Sunak rejects offer of youth mobility scheme between EU and UK theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
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Literal tears running down my face the second and third time I watched this omg. And the comments :
Correct. Civil lawsuits not ideal for these purposes. Much better would be a judge led public inquiry. Under instructions from Murdoch, Dacre, the Barcalays etc, this Conservative Govt wriggled out of the legislation that followed Leveson Pt 1. And then cancelled the all…
Correct. Civil lawsuits not ideal for these purposes. Much better would be a judge led public inquiry. Under instructions from Murdoch, Dacre, the Barcalays etc, this Conservative Govt wriggled out of the legislation that followed Leveson Pt 1. And then cancelled the all…
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“Suspended Tory MPs sir - thousands of em”
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"We are the architects of our own demise. And our own demise started in 2016 when we made the ridiculous vote to come out of Europe" Powerful words from the Chairman of Asda 👏👏
Yes @Keir_Starmer nb 👇
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@hackinginquiry @TheSun Further to @HackedOffHugh's reluctant out-of-court settlement with @TheSun, here is actress Caroline Quentin, speaking this month, on the absence of justice in these arrangements:
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