Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
ON TOUR NOW. New Special via https://t.co/0BsgzGzZL8 Comedian, Standard Issue pod, Feminist. Tweets ending TEAMSM/TSM are by my team.Agent: Chambers sarahmillican.co.uk On tour! Joined February 2009-
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Making Your Own Sourdough... What was your moment of madness during lockdown? 24th March 2023 San Francisco, USA
Just made and ate a risotto and it was delicious.
There aren’t enough shoddy looking food photos. Here, have a slapdash bananas on toast.
I’m having some time off at the moment. Enjoying flopping in the garden.
The consequences of warm weather!
🚨EDIT🚨 looks like these have now sold out!
Copenhagen! Some tickets have been released for my show there on May 24 if you fancy a laugh. ticketmaster.dk/event/sarah-mi…
What was your moment of madness during lockdown? 24th March 2023 San Francisco, USA.
This is where I’ll be in May. Are you coming? Full list of tour dates is on my website. To hear about Canada, USA, Australia, New Zealand and Stockholm, join my mailing list via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk Photo by Matt Crockett
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@SarahMillican75 I admire your restraint - I have to have at least three of those Fox’s Viennese biscuits. #Greedy
@SarahMillican75 I’m fine. Hope you are, too. Dead spesh woman! X Have a good‘un in Glasgow!
@SarahMillican75 booked to see you in Basingstoke in November. Going on my own as a single sad middle aged big bird. #SadSingleton but can't want to see you live!!
@SarahMillican75 So wish you had a mug with “I’m a rescue” on my husband says this every time he wants to get out of doing something or is being lazy.
@SarahMillican75 Thank you for always adding incredibly detailed helpful *and* fun alt text to images. Huge win for inclusion. You're a ⭐️.
Best advert for a gig, ever. What you waiting for, Glasgow!
Glasgow! Come and see me on 12/13/14 July @SECGlasgow. Tickets sec.co.uk/events/detail/… The original ‘Armadillo!’ advert is linked in the next text.
Implementing @SarahMillican75’s 11am rule big time today. I’ve got 48 minutes left to keep feeling bad about my bad gig, then we’re moving on, Baby!
It’s always my fault, isn’t it.
@SarahMillican75 Looking great, enjoy some r n r in this lovely weather. We're enjoying time out also. With Dexter the dude 😎
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@SarahMillican75 Introducing my truly awful millionaire shortbread 😂
@SarahMillican75 What about my pancake? It was absolute crepe!! 😵
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@SarahMillican75 Happy Saturday to you, too! 😻
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