Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran
On tour this June, talking about What About Men? Tickets: https://t.co/r8gQ0nmexD caitlinmoran.co.uk Joined October 2008-
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Love this. Sort of thing Top Cat would do.
At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.
Almost half the tickets have been snapped up - don’t dither.
Almost half the tickets have been snapped up - don’t dither. https://t.co/xZsdBCUoOf
Our 2024 Field Maneuvers line-up just dropped, get tickets while you still can! fieldmaneuvers.com
I love my work, but this really was special. I spent the afternoon with David & Polly in the summerhouse beside David's studio on the Thames. We covered a lot in this interview, and it's such a treat to be given the space (7000 words!) to go deep on such a fascinating artist.
I love my work, but this really was special. I spent the afternoon with David & Polly in the summerhouse beside David's studio on the Thames. We covered a lot in this interview, and it's such a treat to be given the space (7000 words!) to go deep on such a fascinating artist.
The weekend starts on Thursday, now: Celebrity Watch's new birth is on THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY, because we're starting the fun early. This week: what genius is running the Salmon Jizz Marketing Board? thetimes.co.uk/article/caitli…
And gaseous.
Incredible to think he had so much energy after 4pm.
First day in my new job as London's stable door bolter. Think it's going pretty well 🤞
In an ironic twist it turns out that although Ryanair say they're flying to Kigali, they're actually landing at Lydd airport in Kent.
In an ironic twist it turns out that although Ryanair say they're flying to Kigali, they're actually landing at Lydd airport in Kent.
They were ... running the Marathon?
- Oi, Famine? - What? - you did tie them up, didn’t you? - yes, War, I did fucking tie them up. Same again? - go on then.
- Oi, Famine? - What? - you did tie them up, didn’t you? - yes, War, I did fucking tie them up. Same again? - go on then.
Come and see me LIVE in Sheffield, Norwich, Clapham, Brighton and/or Wolverhampton this June, for the paperback of What About Men? We'll be talking pornography, misogyny, mid-life crises, terrible trousers and loneliness - but also hope, Keanu and joy: crosstownconcerts.seetickets.com/tour/caitlin-m…
Been a LONG time since I did a central London event! To celebrate the paperback publication of O Brother, we'll go deep people. A dive into several of the books and a no-holds barred AMA Q and A session. Because, as you know, I am normally a very closed book.
Been a LONG time since I did a central London event! To celebrate the paperback publication of O Brother, we'll go deep people. A dive into several of the books and a no-holds barred AMA Q and A session. Because, as you know, I am normally a very closed book.
This has such strong "14-year-old kid fucking about in the car-park at Brent Cross" energy. Will he do half-hearted parkour next?
This has such strong "14-year-old kid fucking about in the car-park at Brent Cross" energy. Will he do half-hearted parkour next?
Oh God I KNEW there was something I was supposed to do
I need to heartily recommend "Mammoth" on BBC1: it's basically "Gene Hunt: The Sit-Com" but so, so silly. A PE teacher gets buried in an avalanche in 1979, then comes back to life in the present day. Did I say it's silly? It's so silly. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…
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Am I imagining this or do they get their banned ripped out of their hands and then just calmly get out a second banner while the guy who grabbed it gets all cross? Fucking kudos if so
2022 really is something, isn’t it?
The CEO of Shell has called on the government to tax oil and gas companies in order to protect the poorest people in society from soaring energy costs trib.al/8JbTe0f
Someone’s dream is a fellow human being’s nightmare.
‘I would love to be having a front page of The Telegraph with a plane taking off to Rwanda. That’s my dream. That’s my obsession’ Home Secretary Suella Braverman
"I've seen people with no hope turning to drugs. Just last night, actually, at a fringe meeting."
It’s 60 years today since #LoveMeDo was released, and in that time, no-one has sharpened my appreciation of #TheBeatles – or brought home the one-in-a-billion set of preconditions which were necessary for #TheBeatles to happen – more than @marklewisohn. (1/4)
Hero of the day: the absolute genius blasting the Benny Hill theme outside #ToryConference.
There hasn’t actually been a report or document by Treasury, No 10 or Cabinet Office identifying - what the growth deficit has been. - why it occurred here, and perhaps didnt occur elsewhere - and therefore how it should be addressed, and if eg tax if the biggest single barrier
Liz Truss walks onto stage to M People’s ‘Moving On Up’. (Trivia: Heather Small’s son was elected as a Labour councillor in May)
THEY BOUGHT MORE THAN ONE SIGN
DO "PORK MARKETS"
Watch my speech to @Conservatives Party Conference live at 11:05AM tomorrow. #CPC22
"Under Truss, Britain has become a libertarian laboratory. The libertarian groups based on Tufton Street operate as a coordinated nexus of wonks and media whisperers. Shrinking the state, cutting taxes and ushering private companies into the public realm are their principles."
My guest essay for the New York Times, on the dark money libertarian groups unleashed by Liz Truss.
Hope amid #climate chaos: ‘We are in a race between Armageddon and awesome’ theguardian.com/environment/20…
I am so excited about interviewing @caitlinmoran tonight. IT. WILL. BE. FABULOUS. Last few tickets still available if you’re quick.
🍷 Here's to an ICONIC night. Captivating & full of wisdom, the first @howtofailpod live show with @elizabday & @MGawdat was a dream! Don't miss your chance to experience this week's live podcasts with @caitlinmoran, @SophieEB & @CraigDavid. 🎟️ fane.co.uk/how-to-fail
Literally the nightmare isn't it, having your song used as campaign music by your enemies. I will stick to my lifelong policy of never writing uplifting bangers, while extending nothing but solidarity to those who write uplifting bangers.
Her absolute reliance on the energy bill bailout as political crutch is remarkable given that she went into leadership contest ruling one out.
6 The I came to this section, in which Cardinal Wolsey’s house is being ransacked, his possessions looted as he is taken to the tower.
@Dannythefink don’t let these morons digging up old tweets with 0 context put you down. I like what I’ve seen from you and the rest of the Boehly party so far and would absolutely welcome you at the helm of the club💙