Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
Ceci n'est pas un poème. Represented by @jounwin linktr.ee/brianbilston I live locally. Joined August 2013-
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Norwich, you were a blast. Thanks for such a top evening. The next time @HenryNormalpoet and I will be reading poems together will be at the Brighton Festival on 15 May. In the interim, I’m off for a few of solo gigs in Cornwall & Devon. Details here: brianbilston.com/events/
Here are the top 5 times: 1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time) 2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time) 3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late) 4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low) 5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)
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Thank you, Ilkley, for a splendid night at the King’s Hall. What a lovely audience you were. Tonight, we’re in Henry Normal’s hometown of Nottingham, reading poems at a sold out Playhouse. Then Norwich on Wednesday. There are a few tickets left: norwichartscentre.co.uk/event/spoke-pr…
And here’s a link to those extra Brighton tickets if you fancy coming along … brightonfestival.org/whats-on/Xwl-h…
And here’s a link to those extra Brighton tickets if you fancy coming along … brightonfestival.org/whats-on/Xwl-h…
Good ol' Twitter.
Good ol' Twitter.
15 tickets left!
I’m fed up with people pointing out all the mistakes in my poetry so I’ve written them this poem; it’s called ‘Pedant’s’.
44 years ago today, history's greatest printing error was published in the Peterborough Standard
Liz Truss goes to a book group
Rob is brilliant. Do go and see him if you ever get the chance.
Rob is brilliant. Do go and see him if you ever get the chance.
Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (@DarwinCollege) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the @spectator libido section.
📣 We've just had a handful of seats released for Brian Bilston & Henry Normal at #kingshallilkley on Monday (22 April). Be quick, these tickets are likely to sell FAST! 🎫 👉 orlo.uk/cQysh
Just 19 tickets left at Ilkley for a sold out show with @brian_bilston and myself on Monday. Click through for tickets - bradford-theatres.co.uk/whats-on/brian… Come on Ilkley we can do this together. Hx
There was a young man from Crewe, who took limericks and made them haiku.
A few tickets left for Norwich if you are quick @brian_bilston
Rehearsals for this are AMAZING so I highly recommend booking your tickets. Can't believe my luck in landing this gig!
Rehearsals for this are AMAZING so I highly recommend booking your tickets. Can't believe my luck in landing this gig!
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Fantastic #NetZero #iom concert this eve at St Thomas’ Church Included the first public performance of @brian_bilston poem #DeepWater #lifeboat @RNLI celebrating 200th anniversary @RNLIDouglas 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Whole song on my Facebook page facebook.com/share/v/FkMoJ6…
That was fun. My visceral hatred of Counting Crows is also now known to the world.
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A fabulous evening last night in Norwich - funny, poignant and satirical. Totally recommend @brian_bilston
@brian_bilston @HenryNormalpoet Thank you! Having a short break from the teaching (they're all too busy to listen to me talking about poetry), but the writing and publishing is full steam ahead. Shared some of your poetry with my family this morning. Much chortling
@Judebissett @brian_bilston It was a really really cracking evening - both halves complemented each other so well Thank you
@brian_bilston @Judebissett I think “stayed up half the night” doesn’t quite cut it I jolted awake at 04:00, struck by the muse* and my mind just raced around *more by the need most mid 50s men have to pee in the night
@brian_bilston I wouldn’t worry if I was you.
@TonyClabby @brian_bilston @MarinaPurkiss No the Companion in waiting is waiting for the Companion to the Royal Companion of the Order of the Companions of Honour Blackman to snuff it before they can be a Companion to the Royal Companion of the Order of the Companions of Honour Blackman - if you see what I mean.
@brian_bilston You’re very welcome Brian and your verses are much appreciated
@LissaKEvans @poetrypodcats Isn't it a brilliant poem? (@brian_bilston: do you know it?) I have loved this painting for many years and visit it every time I can get to the National Gallery. (I was born on St George's Day and love dragons...)
@brian_bilston Thank you both for a fabulous evening in Nottingham last night. Loved every minute of the show. What a great venue too!
@Michael1979 @brian_bilston Worst time 4.23 on a Sunday afternoon.
@brian_bilston fabulous gig in Norwich! I genuinely laughed, cried and got goose pimples all within the space of 10 minutes. You are so talented. Henry was on top form too, great stuff.
@brian_bilston @HenryNormalpoet Blasted Norwich isn’t quite the headline you think it is…..
@brian_bilston @HenryNormalpoet 'twas magnificent! Great to meet you both and to share such a delightful evening of wit and wisdom
@brian_bilston @HenryNormalpoet It it too corny to say you were epic at epic last night? What a brilliant evening thank you @brian_bilston and @HenryNormalpoet haven't laughed so long and so hard for an age!
Here are the top 5 times: 1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time) 2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time) 3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late) 4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low) 5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)
@brian_bilston I mean - why do people follow people in the first place? I follow you because you make me smile, or sometimes laugh. I can't imagine following people just to insult them.
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