Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats) pauleggleston.com Stowmarket, UK Joined July 2009

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

21 hours ago

Drip, drip, drop, little April 'Highlights'..! pauleggleston.wordpress.com/2024/04/30/apr…

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

2 days ago

- Ever since I started this new diet, it hurts when I break wind. But not all the time. - Intermittent fart sting? - No, low carbs. #LunchPun

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

2 days ago

Just saw a werewolf carrying a roof beam. He must have thought something was funny, he was howling with rafter.

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2 days ago

Absolutely despairing at the moment. I just heard that an old girlfriend has a throat infection, which gave me a feeling of ex's tonsil dread.

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3 days ago

My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

3 days ago

I'm not saying I can't be convinced that an extended dry period would be usual for this time of year, but you'll have to prove it beyond all seasonable drought.

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TheCyclingGardener @Cycling_Gardenr

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@pauleggleston You’ll only be out briefly then

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My favourite event at the Tea Drinkers' Olympics is the Decaf Oolong.

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3 days ago

It's Stingy Anaesthetists Club today. That came around quickly.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

4 days ago

Before you judge me for using a famous Chinese-American chef's range of liquid fat (slightly heated) in my profiterole recipe, you should try warm Ken Hom oil in my chouxs.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

5 days ago

Short form poet from East Mids takes statins due to Haiku Leicester role #LunchPun

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Daft Pun @AllanForsyth

a year ago

Who called it a licence to own small amphibians and not Permit the Frog.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

6 days ago

We had to evacuate the office today to the tune of 'Boogie Wonderland'. Someone had set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm.

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6 days ago

Bought my daughter a cheap 'Miss Piggy' purse but sadly it was very pork wallety.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

6 days ago

Just back from doing a sponsored descent down the side of a building. My special skill of impersonating an owl as I came down infuriated another participant so much that he started shouting obscenities at me! Proof that abseil hoot power corrupts abseil lewdly. #LunchPun

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

6 days ago

My mate reckons he's got a diamond that used to belong to Bilbo Baggins but to be honest he's always been a hobbit jewel liar.

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a week ago

My asymmetrical, large stringed instrument was making a honking noise, which was leading me to have palpitations, so I went to the doctor, and it turns out I have an irregular harp beep.

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He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @MooseAllain@mas.to

Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain

139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]

Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.

GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

27K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.

Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo

Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo

Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT.

Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again.

#TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

Alf @whoelsebutalf

16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

Jason @NickMotown

27K Followers 968 Following Musky sly old foxy stoat.

Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan

36K Followers 787 Following Recent nonsense: https://t.co/yUY55mGY6g

If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Ian Power @IHPower

17K Followers 447 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Gary Delaney-next tou.. @GaryDelaney

114K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Daniel Edison @DanEdisonComedy

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joe heenan @joeheenan

66K Followers 3K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9

Craig Deeley 🇪🇺.. @craiguito

21K Followers 7K Following I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.

Flups @TheRealFlups

19K Followers 379 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

Neil @_Enanem_

15K Followers 560 Following What will survive of us is love.

I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.

Balderdash @notDcfcBoss

41K Followers 912 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.

Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.

christhebarker @christhebarker

25K Followers 2K Following Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.

Oonagh @Okeating

20K Followers 4K Following Your mum. (Avi - Sea Dreams by Marie Lucas Robiquet)

Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff
https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler

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Buckers @deathofbuckley

21K Followers 3K Following I’m from Birmingham.

Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable

14K Followers 815 Following Like, a really big shithouse of a man

My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child.

Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon

68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

KathyDavis @KathyDavis45866

651 Followers 2K Following Strictly blue, love reading, enjoy walking my pet, and worked in the medical field 20+years.

OUGAIN Nass @OUGAIN1

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A middle aged dad. Hobbies include motorcycling , carpentry and amateur butchery, sometimes all three at the same time. Still very much a European.

End of Daze @Petel30983171

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Stephen P. Shaw @spshaw0bserver

239 Followers 404 Following i'm human; i think.

Geek. Retired. Born at 319 ppm. Teach. Talk. Write. Read. Code. Smile. #DigitalStrategy #CompSci #AI #RAFOfficer #ElectronicWarfare @UniOfOxford @RadleyPhysics

@IanYorston@mastodon... @IanYorston

5K Followers 6K Following Geek. Retired. Born at 319 ppm. Teach. Talk. Write. Read. Code. Smile. #DigitalStrategy #CompSci #AI #RAFOfficer #ElectronicWarfare @UniOfOxford @RadleyPhysics

Mikey @mikey_the_twit

1K Followers 4K Following Karaoke Mikey ☆英語 영어☆ | English teacher |

Musa11 @Musa1195757167

85 Followers 2K Following

Dominic @dominicg97

164 Followers 2K Following Suit and tired

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119 Followers 4K Following

Paul the Perv @Paul_the_Perv

848 Followers 1K Following Bescumberee. Jobby-fondler. Vomguzzler #felixcult 🩸

Dis-ease. Doubt. Despair. Futility. Decay... the horror... the horror... What? No, don't wake me up!! - I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it. Cthulhu for the win!

DC @DisDubing

806 Followers 716 Following Dis-ease. Doubt. Despair. Futility. Decay... the horror... the horror... What? No, don't wake me up!! - I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it. Cthulhu for the win!

Rob Kock @_RockBok_

74 Followers 454 Following "Random Inspiriational Quote"| Husband of the worlds greatest (fabric) designer (https://t.co/vCfqfFPPRG) |Maastricht University-Science and Engineering

Rossco @IsThisRoss

397 Followers 1K Following They're coming fin by fin until the whole boat sinks

Tony Lydon @Tony_Lydon

27 Followers 156 Following

Very lucky man. Married to Alison who is as clever as she is lovely. Opinions are my own, but may resemble those already expressed by people cleverer than me.

Mike Barnett @mikebarnett58

1K Followers 2K Following Very lucky man. Married to Alison who is as clever as she is lovely. Opinions are my own, but may resemble those already expressed by people cleverer than me.

Researcher Candour productions, MA Journalism @LeedsTrinity, Law with American Studies graduate @SussexUni, 24. She/her. Documentaries, film, books, comedy.

Phoebe Morton @pcmmorton99

278 Followers 1K Following Researcher Candour productions, MA Journalism @LeedsTrinity, Law with American Studies graduate @SussexUni, 24. She/her. Documentaries, film, books, comedy.

Swaetheart
One of the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab
Translucent and primarily conceptual, to facilitate flight
Pontiff of the Holy Sea

Swaefastide @Swaefastide

578 Followers 2K Following Swaetheart One of the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab Translucent and primarily conceptual, to facilitate flight Pontiff of the Holy Sea

Feargal Murphy @Feargaling

173 Followers 601 Following Definitely not subscribed to that blue tick nonsense. He/Him.

Simon Morawetz @SYMorawetz

741 Followers 459 Following On the infinite quest for the perfect Simpsons~AFL crossover

International Virtual LGBTQ+ Film Festival Community, Connecting, be Seen, Heard, Valued, Loved, & Represented | Dec2022/early2023 | #GBFF2022 #filmfest #lgbtq

Gilbert Baker Film Fe.. @GilbertBakerFF

1K Followers 3K Following International Virtual LGBTQ+ Film Festival Community, Connecting, be Seen, Heard, Valued, Loved, & Represented | Dec2022/early2023 | #GBFF2022 #filmfest #lgbtq

D T @DT7589634712531

46 Followers 43 Following

Paul Doggett @Paul_Doggett

205 Followers 1K Following Foam-injected Axl Rose

Joffre Swait @JoffreSwait

205 Followers 240 Following 🇺🇸 🇧🇷 🇨🇱 My life for yours. There will indeed be death, And a feast of sacrifices.

D Webb @dw06789

65 Followers 230 Following NCCC supporter

urbanvintageMancheste.. @jaybee7t7

22 Followers 733 Following

They who stay quiet i.. @The_Farwall

239 Followers 498 Following I am missing The devil's kingdom In the dark Where women are kings https://t.co/OPJUEsn7ky

Just Gill @Just_Gill1

997 Followers 1K Following Just make me laugh! Love IS the answer. My face has touched Ben Elton's face.

Philarsopher @philarsopher

131 Followers 186 Following Philosophy lecturer; Arsenal fan. Occasionally tweets cover both bases.

#Rejoiner. #Augenöffner (hopefully). “He do the Police in different voices.” Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare. 🇺🇦💙💛 ✡️ #🟦 @sfh300.bsky.social.

Steve H @sfh300

1K Followers 3K Following #Rejoiner. #Augenöffner (hopefully). “He do the Police in different voices.” Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare. 🇺🇦💙💛 ✡️ #🟦 @sfh300.bsky.social.

Optimistic curmudgeon. Devastating U-13 inswing bowler. Trini Posse 1998/2004. Drunken Monkey veteran. Old Manc. Some tufts remain.

Mike Taylor @tufbananas

115 Followers 2K Following Optimistic curmudgeon. Devastating U-13 inswing bowler. Trini Posse 1998/2004. Drunken Monkey veteran. Old Manc. Some tufts remain.

al @shorteralexj

88 Followers 1K Following

Classics professor at UChicago. I lead IFK, a discipline-agnostic group who bring together humanistic and scientific ideas.

Dr. Shadi Bartsch @ShadiBartsch

7K Followers 459 Following Classics professor at UChicago. I lead IFK, a discipline-agnostic group who bring together humanistic and scientific ideas.

Andrew @gingercapricorn

605 Followers 474 Following The Brights Chess Team's 2023 Player of the Year. Awaiting my OBE.

Records & Writes Music, makes Teletext art, programs ZX Spectrums, plays Call Of Cthulhu, reads books, teaches music technology, writes stuff.

Andy Jenkinson @andyuglifruit

220 Followers 112 Following Records & Writes Music, makes Teletext art, programs ZX Spectrums, plays Call Of Cthulhu, reads books, teaches music technology, writes stuff.

Mark Bowman @bowdog

769 Followers 853 Following Making ink drawings these days

Host/writer at ‘My Kind Of Weird’ | Comics/Music Blogger, Vlogger and Shit Podcaster | Over 1K Youtube subs (if that means anything to you) | Watch here 👇 👇

MY KIND OF WEIRD @mykindofweird_

22K Followers 6K Following Host/writer at ‘My Kind Of Weird’ | Comics/Music Blogger, Vlogger and Shit Podcaster | Over 1K Youtube subs (if that means anything to you) | Watch here 👇 👇

I write software. Mostly in Scala at the moment. He/him

also at @dougc@functional.cafe

Doug Clinton @dclinton

652 Followers 1K Following I write software. Mostly in Scala at the moment. He/him also at @[email protected]

Dr. Shane Gordon @DrShaneGordon

3K Followers 374 Following Director of Strategy at East Suffolk and North Essex FT and member of East of England Clinical Senate

Andy C @AndyC86286353

69 Followers 299 Following

D Holmes @DavidNHolmes

254 Followers 753 Following Nasty. Brutish. Short. 🔔🔚

Daniel Baker/Homemade.. @homemade_disco

252 Followers 2K Following Promoter of electronic music in East London @stowtradeshall . Trying to tweet more.

Richard Osborne @RichAFOsborne

177 Followers 830 Following Cakes and ale

Lorna D @lozzy_foo_foo

58 Followers 587 Following Just cats. And films.

josephj @josephj636718

22 Followers 79 Following

Take pictures and moan about the government; in that order. Art and music obsessive. Scottish by birth, Gloucestershire by residence.

Don McGowan {the ethi.. @donmcgowan

1K Followers 4K Following Take pictures and moan about the government; in that order. Art and music obsessive. Scottish by birth, Gloucestershire by residence.

Want to know my philosophy of life? See my cover photo. Dedicated to the idea we must cancel cancel culture. Pro nouns.
https://t.co/bHVa1QtJai…

Chris Sherlock @SquarePeg61

4K Followers 5K Following Want to know my philosophy of life? See my cover photo. Dedicated to the idea we must cancel cancel culture. Pro nouns. https://t.co/bHVa1QtJai…

Chance McClain @TexasChance

10K Followers 380 Following NY Post affirmed self-described Micro-influencer™️. producer. musical playwright. filmmaker. https://t.co/0QHLbOoje7

Jenny H @jennnyh1977

96 Followers 351 Following As the Indian subcontinent moves into spring, a baby caterpillar hangs from a banyan tree in Kolkata

LJR @LucyGyTown

152 Followers 654 Following Loves great stories, adventuring and not having to decide what's for tea.

Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain

139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]

GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

27K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.

Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo

Alf @whoelsebutalf

16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay

Jason @NickMotown

27K Followers 968 Following Musky sly old foxy stoat.

Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan

36K Followers 787 Following Recent nonsense: https://t.co/yUY55mGY6g

Ian Power @IHPower

17K Followers 447 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Gary Delaney-next tou.. @GaryDelaney

114K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Daniel Edison @DanEdisonComedy

13K Followers 8K Following One-liner comedian / writer of nonsense. I post original jokes. Jack of all trades, master of pun. Also on Instagram.

joe heenan @joeheenan

66K Followers 3K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9

Craig Deeley 🇪🇺.. @craiguito

21K Followers 7K Following I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.

Flups @TheRealFlups

19K Followers 379 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.

Neil @_Enanem_

15K Followers 560 Following What will survive of us is love.

Balderdash @notDcfcBoss

41K Followers 912 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.

christhebarker @christhebarker

25K Followers 2K Following Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.

Oonagh @Okeating

20K Followers 4K Following Your mum. (Avi - Sea Dreams by Marie Lucas Robiquet)

Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler

9K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Buckers @deathofbuckley

21K Followers 3K Following I’m from Birmingham.

Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable

14K Followers 815 Following Like, a really big shithouse of a man

𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥�.. @pearlylondon

68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

Dr. Shadi Bartsch @ShadiBartsch

7K Followers 459 Following Classics professor at UChicago. I lead IFK, a discipline-agnostic group who bring together humanistic and scientific ideas.

Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour

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Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa

44K Followers 10K Following Like the song only saltier. Started as a blogger now I’m here.

Bestselling author of histories #EmpireWorld #EmpireLand #StolenHistory, novel #MarriageMaterial, and memoir #TheBoyWithTheTopknot. Writer @thetimes, 🇬🇧 Sikh

Sathnam Sanghera @Sathnam

122K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author of histories #EmpireWorld #EmpireLand #StolenHistory, novel #MarriageMaterial, and memoir #TheBoyWithTheTopknot. Writer @thetimes, 🇬🇧 Sikh

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76K Followers 1K Following British actress

Science at The Times - Tweets in personal capacity. My book: about boffins, derring do and the radio war https://t.co/za2mmy25r5

Tom Whipple @whippletom

32K Followers 3K Following Science at The Times - Tweets in personal capacity. My book: about boffins, derring do and the radio war https://t.co/za2mmy25r5

Ipswich Town @IpswichTown

250K Followers 127 Following The official X account of Ipswich Town Football Club.

The new Sound of Suffolk. Radio at the heart of your community.
Follow to get the latest updates and be part of the awesome Suffolk Sound Tribe!

Suffolk Sound Radio @Suffolk_Sound

634 Followers 172 Following The new Sound of Suffolk. Radio at the heart of your community. Follow to get the latest updates and be part of the awesome Suffolk Sound Tribe!

Feel good local radio for Suffolk, from Suffolk
info@genxradio.co.uk | Text - 07368 662517
DAB|Alexa|Google|App|SmartTV
https://t.co/d5X6aySI5z

GenX Radio Suffolk @genxradiouk

Freelance video journalist, film-maker, author, drone operator and media trainer. Ex-BBC Look East. ITFC season ticket holder. Love life - love people.

Kevin Burch @kevindburch

3K Followers 140 Following Freelance video journalist, film-maker, author, drone operator and media trainer. Ex-BBC Look East. ITFC season ticket holder. Love life - love people.

@BBC Broadcast Journalist and Presenter ▫️ Story? Email: Johnnie.Wright@bbc.co.uk ▫️ Views are mine ▫️ He/him ▫️ 🇬🇧🌈

Johnnie Wright @RadioJohnnie

1K Followers 2K Following @BBC Broadcast Journalist and Presenter ▫️ Story? Email: [email protected] ▫️ Views are mine ▫️ He/him ▫️ 🇬🇧🌈

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1K Followers 2K Following Unrepresented scriptwriter. Actor, voice artist & Stand Up. https://t.co/42qz4yLDAE https://t.co/HBMkWnwUww…

MULTICASTER-Radio-Voice Overs-Video-Podcast-Author & Owner: RED ROSE RADIO. TV Car Share with Peter Kay Forever Fm Breakfast DJ Mike. https://t.co/cu2xYFBBW5 #RobCharles

Rob Charles 📻 @radiorobcharles

3K Followers 3K Following MULTICASTER-Radio-Voice Overs-Video-Podcast-Author & Owner: RED ROSE RADIO. TV Car Share with Peter Kay Forever Fm Breakfast DJ Mike. https://t.co/cu2xYFBBW5 #RobCharles

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6 Followers 32 Following

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4K Followers 5K Following Surprisingly human CFO. Author of two books about finance, neither of which are as boring as you might think.

Former TV producer for BBC Look East wondering what to do next. Trombone/guitar player of no fixed ability, runner of little speed.

Patrick Davies @patrick_davies

814 Followers 1K Following Former TV producer for BBC Look East wondering what to do next. Trombone/guitar player of no fixed ability, runner of little speed.

Founder @LeicsComedyFest @KidsComedyFest @bigdiffco | Public Speaker | Mentor | Producer | Ambassador @comedy_studies | honorary Dr

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Adam Bloom @adambloomie2

8K Followers 208 Following Book on Amazon - “Finding Your Comic Genius” https://t.co/YkvzpcbugP

Josh Meyer @photricity

3K Followers 2K Following "Mildly funny" -Alex Finn

Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi

14K Followers 3K Following quoi

Kate Montague @kmontaguekate

14K Followers 9K Following #GTTOFFS

Simon Smedley
📼✂️Head of Content @PodcastRadio
📻 Award-winning broadcaster (Dubai 92, Metro Radio, Hallam FM).
🎙️ Podcaster
🎤 DJ
💻 Columnist
❓Quiz Host

Catboy - Radio Bloke @CatboyRadio

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Johnny Ellis @mrjohnnyellis

118 Followers 560 Following Lives on a farm. Averages ten tweets a year. Courageously embracing my thirties. Instagram: mrjohnnyellis

Adam Devlin @ad_I_am

5K Followers 1K Following I love dogs.

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1K Followers 1K Following 🌟Keep Smiling🌟

EquityAudioCommittee @EquityAudio

3K Followers 4K Following Account of @EquityUK's Audio Committee. Representing members across the audio industry in the UK

EM/ICM/PHEM doc. LOVE learning + teaching. I work in the sky above Sydney, have the attention span of a bullet, + often have days that are like cartoons #FOAMed

Cliff Reid @cliffreid

42K Followers 3K Following EM/ICM/PHEM doc. LOVE learning + teaching. I work in the sky above Sydney, have the attention span of a bullet, + often have days that are like cartoons #FOAMed

Johnny Mac @meetthemacs

6K Followers 1K Following I'm Enjoying Myself

Crazy, clean & glamorous all at once! Bring on Fifa, heavy metal, make up & bleach, I'll survive the kids! Queen to my Highland King. Whisky all the way 🥃💎🩷

Sneachda Suz 🖤❄�.. @SkyeWolf84

3K Followers 2K Following Crazy, clean & glamorous all at once! Bring on Fifa, heavy metal, make up & bleach, I'll survive the kids! Queen to my Highland King. Whisky all the way 🥃💎🩷

Callum Limer @CallumLimer

19 Followers 100 Following Paediatric Dentist working in Suffolk! Also daddy, husband with side of acting - especially panto

Broadcaster, writer, event host & radio doc maker @RadioAcademy podcast presenter Patron of @bawdseyradar Director @BritComSociety TV & Radio comedy historian

Georgy Jamieson @georgyjamieson

3K Followers 1K Following Broadcaster, writer, event host & radio doc maker @RadioAcademy podcast presenter Patron of @bawdseyradar Director @BritComSociety TV & Radio comedy historian

Craig Fisher @Craigspursfish

39 Followers 66 Following

jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1

159K Followers 110 Following Pop culture moron, circus performer, actor, author of 2 best selling books, Weekly TV. show on Travel Channel "The Jim Rose Twisted Tour". 🚫PLEASE NO DMs🚫

Author. MARY'S THE NAME, SONNY AND ME, DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE @cranachanbooks THE EVERLIVING MEMORY OF JOHN VALENTINE @fledglingpress he/him

Ross Sayers @Sayers33

14K Followers 4K Following Author. MARY'S THE NAME, SONNY AND ME, DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE @cranachanbooks THE EVERLIVING MEMORY OF JOHN VALENTINE @fledglingpress he/him

Fiona Allen @fionaallentweet

1K Followers 410 Following ACTRESS COMEDIAN VOICEOVER ARTIST🎤🇬🇧🇪🇸 REP: EMPTAGE HALLETT

Therapist, BBC Presenter, Actor, Writer and Coco the dog's ball thrower. Inept policeman in Kids show Brum. Don't watch the video in the link it's Hypnosis oooh

Mark Powlett @Markonair

1K Followers 197 Following Therapist, BBC Presenter, Actor, Writer and Coco the dog's ball thrower. Inept policeman in Kids show Brum. Don't watch the video in the link it's Hypnosis oooh

S.O.D.S. @StowmarketODS

268 Followers 137 Following Stowmarket Operatic and Dramatic Society have performed musicals, plays and pantomimes since 1922.

Geek | Press | Gamer | Coder
♥ #Technology #VideoGames #VR ♥
My achievement scores might be bigger than yours.
Jokes & quotes everywhere.

Amanda Blain ● @amandablain

29K Followers 17K Following Geek | Press | Gamer | Coder ♥ #Technology #VideoGames #VR ♥ My achievement scores might be bigger than yours. Jokes & quotes everywhere.

Mike Lloyd ☕️ @llikemoyd

3K Followers 999 Following #OnTheOffbeat for @CityNewsVAN. #FreeCascadia… with the purchase of another Cascadia of equal or greater value.

Jonathan @jonathancoote1

1 Followers 2 Following

Isabella Kibble @IsabellaKibble

337 Followers 984 Following actor, prev @witnessplayLDN / she/her

Starting a new chapter of life ... 24 years in the games industry.. i've built companies, ran companies and learnt a lot. Roll on the next 50 years!!

Dr Stuart Lovegrove @DrStuLovegrove

953 Followers 2K Following Starting a new chapter of life ... 24 years in the games industry.. i've built companies, ran companies and learnt a lot. Roll on the next 50 years!!

just me but not @justmebutnot1

7K Followers 4K Following Just having fun, tell me a dirty joke. BLM, Resist.

Neal Foulds @fouldsy147

28K Followers 2K Following Former snooker pro. interest (in no particular order) cricket, snooker & music.

Words, birds, music. Guardian Country Diary | Wainwright Prize longlist 2021 | Royal Society Science Book Prize Shortlist 2023 https://t.co/q1DHJj5K22

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20K Followers 2K Following Words, birds, music. Guardian Country Diary | Wainwright Prize longlist 2021 | Royal Society Science Book Prize Shortlist 2023 https://t.co/q1DHJj5K22

I’m Sally Urwin - a very short farmer's wife from Northumberland. Author of A Farmer's Diary and What the Flock - available from all good bookshops!

Sally Urwin @PintSizedFarmer

16K Followers 11K Following I’m Sally Urwin - a very short farmer's wife from Northumberland. Author of A Farmer's Diary and What the Flock - available from all good bookshops!

Elizabeth Englefield @eme0103

944 Followers 2K Following Headteacher. Work hard and be kind. We’ve got this ❤️

Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour

2 days ago

@pauleggleston Is this how you keep the wolf from the door?

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jamesdecay @jamesdecay

2 days ago

@pauleggleston I rejoist when I saw this tweet. 😎

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Amelia Clark, lover of flagons @gingertotty

2 days ago

@pauleggleston OUT, FIEND!

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Warren Wood @wazzawood

3 days ago

@pauleggleston It's a pain when they're late

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Steven Findlay @safindlay1980

3 days ago

@pauleggleston I played in the tea drinking world cup once but lost on fennel teas.

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Roz Burrows 🦡🌈 @rozburrows

3 days ago

@pauleggleston Oh, you old brogue.

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John Grove @Tripe_Writer

3 days ago

@pauleggleston Oh......🏅

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Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34

3 days ago

Searched to see if anyone else had ever done something like this. And indeed Paul has. 👏👏

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

10 years ago

I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD.

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Julian Morrison🇺🇦 @george_stitt

2 days ago

@pauleggleston When my dad worked in the theatre he always left them wanting more. Great guy but terrible anaesthetist.

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Halloween Jack @red_mutant_eyes

2 days ago

@pauleggleston Love this one.

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Darren McLean @DarrenJMcLean

3 days ago

@pauleggleston

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TheCyclingGardener @Cycling_Gardenr

3 days ago

@pauleggleston You’ll only be out briefly then

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Roger Hadwen @harrymacduff

3 days ago

@pauleggleston Oof

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Etlantic🦒 @EtlanticM

3 days ago

@pauleggleston

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Lord Wile E Coyote @Hapless123

3 days ago

@pauleggleston It’s Deja Vu day as well today, or was it yesterday

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Rt Hon Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @scotland_ewan

3 days ago

😂🙈👏

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

3 days ago

It's Stingy Anaesthetists Club today. That came around quickly.

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Emily Sturgess @EmilySturge

4 days ago

@pauleggleston Aha, that might be why - he was on for a special episode this morning celebrating 40years in the biz. I was scrolling while watching on delay and thought they must be connected!!

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Rt Hon Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @scotland_ewan

4 days ago

@pauleggleston Took a moment

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Rt Hon Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @scotland_ewan

4 days ago

👇🤔😮😂👏

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

4 days ago

Before you judge me for using a famous Chinese-American chef's range of liquid fat (slightly heated) in my profiterole recipe, you should try warm Ken Hom oil in my chouxs.