Tim Key @timkeyperson
https://t.co/l0Froz8WYB CHAPTERS out now. 🍋 timkey.co.uk North West London Joined December 2009-
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New series starts Tuesday. This is from the last series. 🍕 🍕 🍕 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…
Limited edition print designed by Emily Juniper. Set at the most beautiful stadium in the world. Link in bioooo 🏏 ⛰️ 🇮🇳
Serious question: any bar/restaurant recommendations in Shimla 🍻 🥘🤩
Daniel Kitson’s Tree, filmed about ten years ago with him up a tree and me waddling about by the roots is available to buy or rent now on vimeo. Link in bio. 🌳
All new No More Jockeys. Live (recorded) from Leicester. 🪖
All new No More Jockeys. Live (recorded) from Leicester. 🪖
Thank you to Plosive, Katy Wix and especially Naomi Parnell for bringing this book to life. Audiobook out today. Link below or above, everywhere. 🍋
Thank you to Plosive, Katy Wix and especially Naomi Parnell for bringing this book to life. Audiobook out today. Link below or above, everywhere. 🍋
CHAPTERS. Out in shops today. Link in bio, or go to the shops, or Amazon, anywhere really. Design by Emily Juniper, thank God. 🍋
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A Valentine's present for you all: @timkeyperson's latest book CHAPTERS publishes TOMORROW and we have signed copies! Pre-order your copy here: lrb.me/p83
16 min festive film we made a million years ago. Post watershed ideally, link in bio. 🎅🏻
Chatting to someone about Chapters in Peckham in feb 🤓
Chatting to someone about Chapters in Peckham in feb 🤓
MILD TOUR
Always love talking to Keave 🍺🍍🍺
Always enjoy talking to Richard, this time a reflective conversation about poetry
Always enjoy talking to Richard, this time a reflective conversation about poetry
Last few days of pre-orders for Chapters. Also, we’ve started posting them out. Also you get a free beermat if you pre order. Link in bio. Actual release Nov 5. 🍋 🍋 🍋
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To be immortalised in prose by @timkeyperson is a joy upon joys 🎺🤓 @TheBarmyArmy Thank you, sir. I have much toilet paper left if you need any more 🧻
Brittany Snow and Chapters by @timkeyperson 💛
@TripleCeePee @hei1970 @LeicsComedyFest @nextupcomedy @watsoncomedian @timkeyperson @AlexHorne I genuinely don’t remember it feeling short or not! (I did the edit months ago, which means – yes – it’s been ready to go but we’ve* sat on it until now) *Well, I’ve. IT’S ALL MY FAULT
Great night working with @jessicaknappett and @timkeyperson in #manchester for Tim’s book tour #chapters
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📒 TIM KEY: CHAPTERS 📒 🎧 The Audiobook 🎧 Read by Tim Key and Katy Wix Available Feb 14th 💕 Pre-order now 👉 timkey.bandcamp.com/album/chapters…
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