The Horne Section @hornesection
6 headed Musical Comedy Party thehornesection.com London Joined October 2010-
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Thanks for a lovely show in Exeter! We’ve got a few weeks off tour now, but back in June for shows in Leicester/Guildford/Portsmouth and Norwich! Grab tickets while you can..
Saxophone & jazz piano teaching! Some spots still available in Mark’s new studio. Or via zoom.. please get in touch if you’re interested..
Sensible chuckle alert!
Updated list-new matinee show in Dublin, and new shows in Durham and Nottingham cos they sold so well first time round..
Updated list-new matinee show in Dublin, and new shows in Durham and Nottingham cos they sold so well first time round..
Or more than one!!
thanks for getting me through my favorite warm season @hornesection
Totally forgot about this one! GRIEF!
Any sax players out there want a great Baritone sax? Mark is selling his spare one over on reverb reverb.com/uk/item/804683…
We’re doing lots of politics stuff tonight.
3 months till our book launches!
When I make fresh food for my dog on a Wednesday, she better believe she’s getting serenaded with @hornesection melodies before she gets served. Especially when it contains potatoes. I can’t enjoy them, but she can. #ThickAndCreamy
This is, amazing? I think.
This is how to do it!
A very adequate show - with a cat. Thank you @AlexHorne @hornesection! :D
I think we have a winner
@GalaDurham @hornesection @AlexHorne Unfortunately have 2 tickets spare for The Horne Section at Durham Gala theatre tonight. My wife and I have horrible flu so it’s best we don’t go. Any idea if anyone wants our two stalls tickets for tonight ? Cheers John
800 mile travel for a Horne show in Middlesbrough! Great effort. Any advance on that? Who has come the furthest on this tour? There was people from Jersey in Liverpool, and I defo heard an American accent at the merch table..
800 mile travel for a Horne show in Middlesbrough! Great effort. Any advance on that? Who has come the furthest on this tour? There was people from Jersey in Liverpool, and I defo heard an American accent at the merch table..
@hornesection bloody fantastic show at Middlesbrough tonight. Almost certainly gonna laugh myself to sleep. Comedy gold from start to finish. Paul (not Steve)
So it’s MIDDLESBROUGH tonight folks! If you fancy a last minute laughorama ticket link is here middlesbroughtownhall.co.uk/event/the-horn…
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@hornesection Thanks for a hilarious musical show 😁 I missed out on tickets in 2019 so I've been waiting 5 years to see @AlexHorne with the @hornesection and it was definitely worth the wait, absolutely loved it!
@hornesection Norwich.......can't wait!!!! ☺️☺️☺️😍
@hornesection Oh what a lovely show it was! 🎵💙 No decent live photos to give you as the venue were strict about it, but we had a whale of a time. Do come back to the southwest when you can, and sell out again!! 📯🎺🎷🥁🎸🎹
@hornesection Why is there a chicken on top of that palm tree? Strange things happen in Exeter obviously! 🤣🤣 I would say have a nice few weeks off but probably you are all very busy. I know @AlexHorne has @taskmaster things coming up. 🤗🤗 😘😘🦜
Yes. We have been having fun.
Thanks for a lovely show in Exeter! We’ve got a few weeks off tour now, but back in June for shows in Leicester/Guildford/Portsmouth and Norwich! Grab tickets while you can..
@AlexHorne you look like a kid on their first day of school in this photo
@AlexHorne Rare to see the front strap fastened. Functionality over fashion, have to applaud it.
@AlexHorne Good. This is informative. 🤖
@matryer @Scary_Cat_Lady @hornesection I’d like to see a RATVBD vs The Horne Section cage match when Max & Ivan do The Wrestling again.
@AlexHorne @hornesection @gdavies Thank you @AlexHorne you’ve got fans for life here in Canada, we love taskmaster and there’s even a 3D printed Greg Davies head waiting for momma at home 😂
So glad I dragged my ass out of the house!! @hornesection have been my happy place and I’m so grateful to get to see them a few times this year! Now the 2 hour journey home… roll on the palladium with @planettashax 😍
@NuttyForAckles @hornesection I’m glad you had a great time! Genuinely very jealous right now but, I’m so happy that you got to go! Miss you! 🩵😭
Thank you @AlexHorne and @hornesection for a truly wonderful evening of entertainment this evening at the @ExeterNorthcott you were all amazing and magnificent! A special thank you too for embarrassing my husband Richard, brilliant!
I'm always proud of Dylan but tonight I'm an extra proud Mum. What a first gig for him! Thank you so much @AlexHorne and @hornesection for a brilliant night that won't be forgotten! Car journeys will be full of The Horne Section Podcast now and we can't wait to watch you again!
Just spent an hour on the phone to @virginmedia trying (and failing) to get them to reduce the cost of my parents’ WiFi/phone/TV which is currently over £100pm. There is a promotional deal for new customers of £33. It’s appalling how these companies exploit loyal customers.
Saxophone & jazz piano teaching! Some spots still available in Mark’s new studio. Or via zoom.. please get in touch if you’re interested..
@hornesection That's a shame. Hope you can make it work some time and we'll be there!
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@hornesection London, Reading and my hometown Oxford - currently debating if I’m brave enough to do Portsmouth on my own!
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