John Kearns @johnsfurcoat
Comedian on Tour https://t.co/Ivl6Kf6PoR johnkearnscomedy.co.uk London Joined February 2011-
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Cast announcement for the ONLY LIVE SPELLING BEE during @micomfestival @anneedmonds1 David Correos Fern Brady and @johnsfurcoat You’d be mad not to comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/guy…
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Suiting up for the Coach Coach rehearsed reading, a clutch selection of all-star hall-of-fame ballers @lizkingsman @johnsfurcoat @5tevieM @TotallyTom @The_Ben_Starr @Zafarcakes @LolaRoseMaxwell @RichesJames @BenTarget Only a few tix left ➡️ wearevault.org/apov/adam-rich… 📸 @idilsukan
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🎭 SPRING 2024 🎭 And like that the tour gets on to the vinegar strokes. Starting in Cardiff, filming in London March 15th @royalcourt, ending in Manchester the day before @EURO2024. @springsteen booked in July @wembleystadium for perspective. 🎟️👇 johnkearnscomedy.co.uk/tour
Great way to end the year. Two January dates and that’s 110% until Christmas 2024 | @plosiveprods angelcomedy.co.uk/bill-murray/
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🇦🇺 Back to Melbourne 🇦🇺 🦘 April 9-21, 2024 🦘 comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/joh…
Thank you if you came to the show this year. Over 90 dates you made it all worthwhile. On March 15th I’m doing two shows at The Royal Court Theatre, London. To be recorded for posterity in one big clip. 🎟️ below, further 2024 Dates in bio x royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/the-v…
Just woken up and want to see a comedy show in London's @billmurraypub at 7pm? Well have I got some news for you... bit.ly/CCLDN29OCT P.S. Got a few vinyl stickers to give away!
🦢WELLS COMEDY FESTIVAL RETURNS FOR 2024🦢 📢First shows on sale now!📢 JAMES ACASTER, JOHN KEARNS, JESSICA FOSTEKEW & MORE! With many more to be announced… Book now to avoid disappointment! 📆24-26 May 2024 📍Wells, Somerset 🎟️wellscomfest.com
Owing to Reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete (RAAC), my show at the Harlequin Theatre in Redhill this Friday (Oct 13) will have to be rescheduled. Ticket holders will be sent the new date or the offer of a refund in which you can spend the money how you like.
Hey I'm putting out my debut stand up special tonight at 6 on the @somelaughpod Youtube channel. My 2022 Fringe show about a really weird year I had. Self-produced and shot by the legend @ConorReilly. Hope folk enjoy it!
Remembering Terence Davies (1945-2023), one of our greatest filmmakers, known for his poignant dramas infused with memory and melodies. theb.fi/3F7EeEx
London - 110% 🎅🏼 Special w. Guests Sunday 17/12/23 @billmurraypub plosive.co.uk/events/110-joh…
London - 110% 🎅🏼 Special w. Guests Sunday 17/12/23 @billmurraypub plosive.co.uk/events/110-joh…
Gilding the lily into Spring 2024. The audacity. The cheek. The brass neck. But if not now, when? johnkearnscomedy.co.uk/tour
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Bottom right has ambition and I like that in a bat.
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