Stevie Martin @5tevieM
comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really linktr.ee/5tevieM comedy town Joined March 2009-
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huge news if you live in Margate or the Kent area. Just massive. Hope everyone’s ok and not too overwhelmed by it all. Tickets here: dice.fm/event/k7klq-ch…
My Bristol preview is happening in 1.5 hours if that’s something you’re interested in (the preview, not hours) (although ofc all units of time are welcome to come along) theroomabove.com/stevie-martin-…
My Bristol preview is happening in 1.5 hours if that’s something you’re interested in (the preview, not hours) (although ofc all units of time are welcome to come along) theroomabove.com/stevie-martin-…
who among us HASNT worked at The Colour Shop
who among us HASNT worked at The Colour Shop
why does mr clumsy have messy hair what does that have to do with clums
why does mr clumsy have messy hair what does that have to do with clums
I’ll be doing this brilliantly stupid show on April 23. Must have seen it a million times and it never misses. Come have a laugh for gods sake: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/a…
there are no words to describe the fact that I’m doing a preview on Monday @2Northdown at 7pm other than: im doing a preview on Monday @2Northdown at 7pm: tickettext.co.uk/3yQ6cxMjul
just drank a hot chocolate and was blowing on it before each sip so quickly that I hyperventilated and nearly passed out ❤️
booked an appointment with a hairdresser and they replied but I couldn’t find the message anywhere because it was via Google maps. this is getting out of hand
LONDON DATES ADDED! Back at @sohotheatre❤️ All Tour dates are on sale NOW!🎉 BilalZafarComedy.com/gigs
Running the London marathon? Or any marathon? Feel so much better by hearing how @TessaCoates ran two, one with barely any training and another with literally no training. Not advisable, sure, but YOU CAN TOTALLY DO IT apple.co/49JoBjj
I pushed through and it is very much worth it, if I put anyone off. VERY much worth it
I pushed through and it is very much worth it, if I put anyone off. VERY much worth it
Still a few tickets left for this next week. Purchase here if you like laughing til you wee: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/a…
Still a few tickets left for this next week. Purchase here if you like laughing til you wee: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/a…
Much excellence headed to Exeter at the start of June, go see e.g. @AmyFMatthews, @bechillcomedian, @benmoor & @MsJoNeary, @gavin_osborn, @Extra_Legs, @JosieLong, @Lucypearman, @lulu_popplewell, @marydoesgigs, @mrmikewozniak, @spendals, and @5tevieM... 🎟️exetercomedyfestival.com
Margot Robbie Excited to Announce She'll Be Producing the Live-Action 'Shitty Art Kit' Movie: ow.ly/H2L750ReAuH
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agents: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow
124K Followers 1K Following Stand Up, Sketch Comedian and Class Act 👏 Inquiries: [email protected] VO: @Voicebankie Social: @Collab_agency
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
86K Followers 743 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag
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Gina @ginamartinuk
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Fergus Craig @FergusCraig
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Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow
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Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
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Matthew Highton @MattHighton
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Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow
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Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
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Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
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Gina @ginamartinuk
45K Followers 3K Following Gender equality campaigner, writer. Ambassador for @UNWOMENuk @beyond_equality Managed by @divingbellgroup • Verified legacy account
Fergus Craig @FergusCraig
36K Followers 1K Following Actor writer person. Rep: Curtis Brown. Video message: https://t.co/vfNpJfaTtV Roger LeCarre books in link below...
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fascinating things going on in my replies. one person claiming no one they know has ever been in a sainsbury’s. one person calling me “so fucking privileged” for saying £2.10 is a lot to ask for beans and sausages. 10,000 people telling me not to buy something i said i didn’t buy
he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince
Josh O'Connor on the possibility of "Challengers" increasing his celebrity status: "Now that’s a dreadful thought." Interview: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
I can't speak for the younger generations, but I saw most of the preceding movies, went to Endgame, thought "that movie was actually about as well done as it could possibly have been, really impressive," and have never had even the tiniest desire to see another one since
"Avengers: Endgame" directors say Marvel's recent struggles are not due to superhero fatigue but "a big generational divide about how you consume media." “There’s a generation that’s used to appointment viewing and going to a theater on a certain date to see something, but it’s…
The replies on this are honking. British people would rather defend the profit margin of a supermarket than conceive of a world beyond their own drudgery.
before i get 1,000 identical replies of “just go to aldi you fuckin dipshit,” or “well what do you expect from luxury delicacies,” i am not buying these and simply observing that, £2.10 is an insane price for a tin of beans and sausages
@ModeratelySoci1 i’m guessing someone does, given they’re allotted a significant amount of shelf space in a small supermarket?
@ShaunClarke04 a) i didn’t buy them b) neither of those were there
@5tevieM @AdamRichesLive Having seen this several times now, and having the t-shirt for the occasion, this is a must again. Simply the best interactive show ever; and a bonus WIP too? What's not to like!! I'll bring a puncture repair kit, just in case!
@5tevieM I'm in Suffolk, but this is so big it's rippling out to us. There's a low murmur in the Spar and I distinctly heard the word "Stevie".
A year ago today, after a short and unexpected illness, my friend Adam died. An absolute giant of a man, who had no business dying as young as he did. It’s odd to describe death as being “out of character”, but the man was so vividly alive he almost had an air of immortality
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So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
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@5tevieM It was really good! Worth pushing my bike up the steepest hill in Bristol to get to. Watch out for those capricious moths at future shows.
@5tevieM It's now in 50 minutes and I'm optimistically still in the office, but I've booked a ticket and will aim to leave shortly!
@5tevieM I'd scrolled this far and thought you'd become a high court judge
Went to a pub near Crewe and a friend asked for a gin and tonic, to be told "Sorry, mate, we don't do cocktails".
i’m in bolton train station and i asked for oat milk in my coffee and the lady told me they don’t do that kind of thing here
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