Ahir Shah @AhirShah
Kali Yuga experiencer // award-winning show ENDS @ Edinburgh Fringe August 12 - 23 https://t.co/Fm3oKbFklF ahirshah.com London Joined April 2010-
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Discerning Comedy People of the @machcomedyfest! I’m going to be performing ENDS at 4pm on Sunday 5th May. (The show is early because it’s a Sunday and comedy falls under the same basic legal framework as Tesco Extra) machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/ahir…
LONDON! Tomorrow (Sat 16) I’m doing the last London performances of my Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show ENDS at the @royalcourt. Handful of tix available for the 7pm show. Same re 9.30pm show provided your hand is massive, like god in that song royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/ends/
LONDON! On Sat 16 March I’m doing two performances of my stand-up show ENDS at the @royalcourt. Not sure when I’ll be doing it again in London if ever, so if you wanted to see it that’s the time. It won an award and stuff so it’s not dreadful-dreadful. Tix royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/ends/
Have a read of The Guardian's 5 ⭐️for @AhirShah's latest show, Ends - theguardian.com/stage/2023/aug… He returns to our stage for @LeicsComedyFest on Mon 19 Feb 🎟️ ytheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…
Starring Toby Jones as Pen Farthing, with Andy Serkis portraying each dog, and a glittering ensemble cast playing “humans who are now all obviously dead”
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Just came out of this and would highly recommend. A joke-dense, clever, delightfully funny hour at the @sohotheatre, on until next Tuesday
Just came out of this and would highly recommend. A joke-dense, clever, delightfully funny hour at the @sohotheatre, on until next Tuesday
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God but this is a lovely tribute as well as testament to the incredibly funny gallows humour that life often throws in your path.
A year ago today, after a short and unexpected illness, my friend Adam died. An absolute giant of a man, who had no business dying as young as he did. It’s odd to describe death as being “out of character”, but the man was so vividly alive he almost had an air of immortality
@AhirShah So sorry for your loss. I live on the road you describe and I came to your show twice and both times it was perfect and I cried my eyes out. You have a real gift. Hope you're ok. ❤️
@AhirShah Sorry for your loss Ahir, and thank you for sharing your reflections on pain and love and loss and life. Raising a glass to you and Adam 🍻
@AhirShah So sorry to hear about this. Beautiful words. May his memory be a blessing.
@AhirShah So sorry, it sounds like you were lucky to be each other's friends 😞
@AhirShah Beautifully written. I'm sorry for your loss bro ♥️
A year ago, Adam Brace, my closest friend and collaborator, passed away unexpectedly at 43. Adam directed JUST FOR US - and was an older brother to me in countless ways. I feel his loss so keenly, so sharply, and I wish he could see how much resonance his work has had.
@AhirShah A wonderful tribute. I don't know if it would've been what Adam would've wanted but I am gently amused by the fact that such eloquence immediately triggers a pornbot flashing her bum and saying link in profile.
@AhirShah I’m so sorry for your loss and that reflux of grief you suffered. After seeing your post covid show at Lancaster a while back I’m not at all surprised to find you writing with such emotional heft - you have a true poets soul 💔
@AhirShah Sorry for your loss Ahir. Wonderful tribute to Adam.
@AhirShah Beautifully written, Ahir. I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you enjoy your tribute cider. As much as one can enjoy cider.
@AhirShah This is a perfect way to remember anyone.
@AhirShah @machcomedyfest I'd love to see this show but Jonny and the Baptists beat you to it! So many times at Mach I will be wishing I could be in more than one place at once!
@AhirShah Saw this just now and thought it was fantastic, and really struck a lot of chords (every chord). Congrats
Absolutely loved @AhirShah ‘s show at @sohotheatre last night! So funny and brilliant.
Go and see this. Blew me away !
LONDON! I’ve added some more dates at the @sohotheatre in November for my Stand Up Comedy Show “Ends”. Tickets available at sohotheatre.com/events/ahir-sh…