Tom Peck @tompeck
Parliamentary Sketch Writer @thetimes East, East, East London Joined February 2009-
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Farewell then Humza Yousaf. So close, yet so very very far… thetimes.co.uk/article/b14183…
Well he managed just over a year. That’s a decent innings these days.
Angela van den Bogerd knew “more than anyone” at the Post Office about the Horizon system, and yet she has now usurped Congolese IT technician Guy Goma as the least convincing computer expert ever to appear on UK television. Sketch here… thetimes.co.uk/article/8920dc…
"I want my children to grow up in a country where the streets are safe, the public space isn't filthy, where it isn't a hassle to get around, you can own your own home and where climate change and the environment aren't an afterthought." —Cameron leadership victory speech, 2005
Captain Tom, Kai Rooney dressed as Captain Tom, Captain Tom Spa Complex, Demolition of Captain Tom Spa Complex
Captain Tom, Kai Rooney dressed as Captain Tom, Captain Tom Spa Complex, Demolition of Captain Tom Spa Complex
‘It’s not your question, but it is my answer’, illegal migration minister Michael Tomlinson tells @MishalHusain on @BBCr4today on Rwanda scheme. We are through the looking glass in terms of politician interviews
Well this improves with every paragraph bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
Sometimes, in politics, you’ve got to be prepared to stand up and fight. You’ve got to be prepared to tell a load of old age pensioners that they can’t go to bed til they do what you say. Enter Sunak the tough guy… thetimes.co.uk/article/05e80b…
Sorry but the FA Cup is absolutely right to scrap replays. If you missed the goal because you were staring at your phone then it’s your own fault.
Very much looking forward to this which starts in FIVE MINUTES on radio 4
If Monty Don ever got poached by Netflix would the BBC make him go on non-gardening leave?
If you were going to do a comedy musical about the last fourteen years of Conservative government, what better ending could you hope for than the prime minister giving a big speech out of nowhere, to tell everyone that they’re not really depressed?
Just didn’t think there were enough articles around this week about Liz Truss so decided to write one myself. If you think Liz Truss’s book is deluded, the TV interviews are even worse thetimes.co.uk/article/d218e0…
"It has already been observed by everyone who has reviewed Ten Years to Save The West, that its author has become utterly detached from reality and entirely delusional. But the book tour has been even more deluded than the book" | ✍️ @tompeck thetimes.co.uk/article/if-you…
Incredibly grating having to add a parking ticket to my “shopping basket” before “proceeding to checkout.”
I think this must be the first time since 2008 that three of the four Champions League semi-finalists had an English player.
There's a bit in James Graham's This House which is a kind of montage / medley type thing of all the MPs the 74 Labour govt lost for mad reasons, mainly either dying or faking their own death. The 2019 version would be so insane no one could possibly believe it.
.@davidfrum: "When they teach [about this election] 100 years from now, they won't be talking about abortion and grocery prices... What's on the ballot is the constitution itself, and that really should not be up for debate." on.msnbc.com/43Z7usP
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@tompeck @lindaschaos A bit harsh on Guy Goma to be fair, at least he had a good stab at it 😉
@tompeck He doesn't need to with nosey parkers like you about.
@tompeck I think it's splendid that the chap is showing his children that there is always room for playtime as adults. It's good exercise and stress relieving. Let him bounce!
@tompeck Do your thing and let the man bounce without judgement. My goodness
@tompeck It really, really does. Nevertheless: "The family heard about the competition from a random man who overheard Cooper doing impressions at a soft-play centre and suggested Cooper could compete." I feel not enough research has been applied to this Gandalf-like figure....
@tompeck @johnmcternan "But his parents spell with a 'v' " is just **chef's kiss**
@tompeck I had Captain Tom Spa Complex for years but the pills cured it eventually. #EnglishPills
@tompeck Sod the national league winning team this lad should be getting the keys to the town.
@tompeck Me ma missed the first goal she ever saw at Boundary Park. Me da used to joke that she was more disappointed that the players didn’t subsequently do a slo-mo action replay.
@tompeck It will start with tractor porn and, incredibly, go downhill from there.