Justin Moorhouse @justinmoorhouse
Comedian then Dog Walker then Parent. Undercover Vegan. Podcaster @3045podcast @rfipod #nopromises #benice Artwork by @stan_chow linktr.ee/justinmoorhouse Manchester, England Joined November 2008-
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Scenes today
Good new material night @ThatBeerPlaceHQ in Chester organised by @dannymccomedy - thanks.
Brand New Updated Gig list for Nigel Planer and myself this autumn. It's going to be hard to fit any more shows on the poster without the need of a magnifying glass. I don't expect you to come to everyone (unless you're Nigel Planer, of course)
Stop saying woke. Like it’s a catch all for everything. That’s all. Have a nice day.
What a great voice on @itvcorrie last night from Weatherfield FM. Not just me who must have thought that guy sounded incredibly handsome too?
The blackjack guy on instagram. I’m obsessed. A cracker today.
Izzy and I had a few tech issues this week, so no new episode just for today. We'll be all back to normal next week. #NoPromises
Join me, Justin Moorhouse (The Unlikely Life Coach), by letting me know what 3 manageable things you'll be doing this week to improve your week! 🫡
Thanks to everyone who came to new material @frogandbucket this afternoon ace acts were @mollmcguinness @Phil_Pagett @TomLawrinson @thealexstringer @justinmoorhouse
Another Saturday another Match of The Day not going to be watched
What a ringing endorsement. DOMS from laughing. 💪
MANCHESTER this is on Sunday 3pm with @TomLawrinson @thealexstringer @mollmcguinness @Phil_Pagett @justinmoorhouse
MANCHESTER this is on Sunday 3pm with @TomLawrinson @thealexstringer @mollmcguinness @Phil_Pagett @justinmoorhouse
I, for one, can't believe shoplifting has increased year on year in the cost of living crisis we are in AND when supermarkets are cutting staff costs and making us scan our own goods. A lesser man than me would say they deserve it.
No signal in the snooker! So here's a little Wednesday walk from yesterday with the man of many words, Jacko. 👬🏻
Me and Jacko at the snooker.
🎧️ NEW EPISODE! 🎧️ This week, Izzy and I celebrate 2 years of Stretch and Think on the most laidback podcast we’ve ever done. Izzy prepares for exams, and we hear from the front row-ers at @AltrinchamG and @Rosehilltheatre. #NoPromises
Cycling, reconnecting, and summer wardrobes. 🚲️🤝🏼🌞 What 3 things are you going to do this week to improve your week? Let me know ⬇️ #3set
What a night down @AltrinchamG for my last tour date - except the rescheduled one :) thanks for coming. All the profits going to @FrancisHouseCH xxxx
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Just in from seeing @justinmoorhouse at the @Rosehilltheatre .... As expected he was fantastic. Thanks for many laughs and a brilliant night at a beautiful little venue 😊 #comedy #smallvenues #cumbria #laughter
Is there anything you want to do? What’s stopping you doing it?
@justinmoorhouse Never trust anyone that doesn’t love dogs 🤷♂️
@justinmoorhouse "We want a walk" "but it's raining" "we want a walk" "okay but it's raining" "Walk" Leads on, open back door "We're not going out in that"
@justinmoorhouse @ShakespeareNP @dannymccomedy Brilliant comedy evening 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@justinmoorhouse @dannymccomedy @ShakespeareNP Great night.
amazing to see my good mate, and fantastic act @justinmoorhouse tour show at the wonderful Shakespeare North Playhouse last night, special night as he was filming it 🎥 and he didn’t disappoint 👏🏻👏🏻 quality
At a service station on the M40, which is teeming with Southampton fans who’ve been to Blackburn to watch a goalless draw. Football is nothing without fans. I just hope the decision-makers always remember that.
@justinmoorhouse We’re HERE! Soggy, but here 🤪 @ShakespeareNP
@justinmoorhouse WAIT, taping?! TAPING
@justinmoorhouse Hope he’s well, he did some shifts with us last year and we really enjoyed having him in!
@justinmoorhouse Going to watch @leektown win the league!! Finally. Cannot wait.
@justinmoorhouse 1. Plan my daughter’s birthday. 2. Start again taking my medication. 3. Start my BBC writers course.
@justinmoorhouse ive scheduled a relax! taken a week off work and everything! look at us eh. heh heh.
@justinmoorhouse at the glee club Brum looking forward to great night
@justinmoorhouse Brilliant night everyone go and see Justin Moorhouse you won't be disappointed.
Delighted to be in #BeyondParadise on @BBCOne this Friday night. Am I the suspect or do you have a Suspicious mind. Maybe just a Teddy Bear ? #Elvis
@justinmoorhouse We were literally today years old when we learned this, mad. 🤯 Nice one Justin, lad - would you be happy for us to share this to our socials with credit? Danny x
@justinmoorhouse Hand my notice in at work (pending a job offer) Go for a run Don’t go to Greggs (for a month)
@justinmoorhouse 1. I’m giving blood today which is a regular reminder to hydrate. 2. Planning a holiday which is always good for the soul. 3. Seeing a mate tomorrow, which is important because I am terrible at maintaining friendships
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