Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee
All views expressed are my own but you can express them too if you want to be right about everything like I am. If you want to chat go to the pub. jackdeecomedy.com Joined June 2010-
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Seann is going to be treading the boards. Which play? I’ll let him tell you….
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When your dog meets Renée Zellweger …,,
You think?
Would you dress up for the arrival of a new puppy? Comedian Lara Smyth seems to think it’s normal. x
Part 1 of what happened when Seann took advice from me and Sara the producer. Spoiler, alert: it doesn’t go well.
Seann gets one over on me and is ridiculously happy about it.
The extraordinary Leigh Francis talks all things dog with us this week.
Obviously Seann not the only one who took risks on the day:
Seann Walsh tries to outrun police dog. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Seann.
🐕 The Real Crufts Show is here. Naturally our very special guest is Clare Balding.
IMHO the best way to celebrate 1st yr anniversary of a podcast is to arrange for your co-host to be mauled by a police dog.
Scottish comedian Susie McCabe joins us this week 👏
As you know I’m very much into social media which means I have started putting stand up content on Instagram. thisisjackdee
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Does anyone do deadpan as well as @TheRealJackDee? Good to see him onstage guest-narrating Dickens parody @BleakExpPlay at @CriTheatre. The I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue / Just a Minute quips made me chuckle, unapologetic @BBCRadio4 fan that I am. 📻 #BleakExpectations #JackDee
@TheRealJackDee Hello love your podcast, in response to your comments on not giving dogs poultry bones, as a cat owner (sorry) my vet says uncooked bones are fine, they're brittle then splinter only if cooked.. so in the wild, our canine/feline friends can chomp down on bones of most critters.
Just one example of the many messages we have received today… “We will be raising a glass (as I imagine so many will be) to a very funny, brilliant, kind, and generous man.” Andy Smart has gone and I cannot believe it.
Thank you for an awesome gig in Antwerp this evening, @TheRealJackDee! So glad I finally got to experience one of your live shows.
@TheRealJackDee Really great night Jack (even for a Tues night). Btw, we do have C&A still here in Belgium (I am tempted more and more by the elasticated pants. Must resist and shop at Superdry. 😓)
@TheRealJackDee One of my most memorable Melb Comedyfests many years ago, my face hurt so much from laughing, best night ever
@TheRealJackDee Wow; the encore has changed since I last saw you.
@Cougie @TheRealJackDee Thank you! I loved the episode, but I was shouting this at it. 😄
@TheRealJackDee @BTNcomedygarden Thank you @TheRealJackDee I’ve had an email response from @BTNcomedygarden fingers crossed they will contact me to support my ticket requirements. Can’t wait to visit the show. Good luck with your slot 🙂
Me an @solbernstein and @TheRealJackDee for @FunnyBeeseness we where I. Don't call it Birmingham
@TheRealJackDee @rorybremner Really enjoying the podcast especially in my lunch hour and sometimes not in my lunch break but sshh dont tell my boss #Doctors practice 😂🐕
@TheRealJackDee great night in York. Fantastic show.
@TheRealJackDee Fab podcast! Congrats to the pups and you too fellas.
@TheRealJackDee Squeaky toy warning if you have it on speaker, wide awake puppy
@TheRealJackDee Brilliant night last night. Kazoo’s what a bonus #imsorryIhaventaclue
@TheRealJackDee Went to the Chatham show. Absolutely hilarious, totally recommended.
@TheRealJackDee thanks for bringing together a jolly bunch of amateurs to entertain Nottingham tonight, and for my starring role with a Kazoo!🤣 (even if it was purple!)
@ISIHAClue was in Coventry on Thursday! Wonderful show with @TheRealJackDee @IAmPippaEvans @HarryHill @themiltonjones @thefridgeman Managed to get Pippa's script! It'll be worth millions!!!
Very funny evening watching @ISIHAClue starring @TheRealJackDee, Colin Sell at the piano, @IAmPippaEvans, @rorybremner, @HarryHill & @themiltonjones. There was even audience participation with the kazoos provided. 😂👍👏
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